Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Sakayo]

Huku jukwaani ananiita rafiki lakini pm ananiita "mchumba" nashindwa kuelewa kwanini haniheshimu

Tatizo limeanzia hapo kumbe

 

[Ushimen]

Yaani wasio na connections wanapitwa na mambo mob sana wallahi...

 

[cute b]

naona umeanza kuwa kama Lizarazu sasa, sawa Patrice Lumumba.

Hahahaha kama Lizarazu kivipi Karma?

 

[Mnazareth]

Sounds absolutely fantabulous!
You are my closest confidant friend.

Indeed!!.What else can I say...U said it all!!

 

[Jadda]

nasepa zangu twitani, ila wajua niko JF sababu ya crew langu fulani hivi yaani likisambaratika hilo basi sijioni tena nikiendelea kuingia JF maana hilo crew ndiyo linanifanya nafurahi hadi nasahau shida zangu

Uhame uende wapi eti jamani

 

[Vhagar]

Picha picha picha picha embu wekeni picha.
cute b picha yako sijaiona mpaka leo iko page ipi?

 

[Jadda]

Marcus Rashford

Nani amekutekeni mdogo wangu

 

[Saint Anne]

naona umeanza kuwa kama Lizarazu sasa, sawa Patrice Lumumba.

Tuna akina lizarazu wengi humu.

 

[Mnazareth]

Nimeelewa dear

Sawa Dada najua ushaanza kulifanyia kazi...

 

[Jadda]

Ni nini hiki umeandika?? Maana nimeona maruweruwe mixer vimulimuli sawia!!

Wewe ndio yule dada anaetekwa kwenye movie "taken" ya liam nesson??

 

[Mnazareth]

Punguza wivu jamanii

Hutaki maneno mengi Dadaa

 

[Sanchez magoli]

Duh upo mkuu??

Mbona nipo humu ndani sana mkuu.

 

[Mnazareth]

Amka bana

Tayari na mie nilikuwa lindoni pia

 

[Saint Anne]

Uwii mbona kama nimeshamjua??

Ni Nani huyo?

 

[Jadda]

live tena

Hebu hukooo!! Una nini lakinii

 

[Mnazareth]

Nashangaa wewe unaitwa dada, na mimi sijamkosea chochote lakini hataki kunipa hadhi ya udada

 

[Jadda]

endelea kumuomba Msubhate akufundishe maana nasikia ameshakuwa 'samjo samjo'

Bora nibaki na tege langu mimi, natafuta mtu wa kunifundisha mapozi ya kusimama tuu mimi jamani

 

[Sakayo]

Yaani wasio na connections wanapitwa na mambo mob sana wallahi...

Sema ukweli bana

 

[Jadda]

Sawa basi nitakununulia mirinda nyeusi dada yangu mzuri mzuri

Pespsi sio tamu jamani

 

[The Wolf]

Na wewe ndo ungesababisha kabisaa!

Kuna kitu kimoja huwa hamshtukagi, mwanamke hawezi kutupia pic zake mfululizo vile tena kwa jeuri kabisaa!!

Ila aliwajibu wanaume kwa makopa meeengiii, ajabu akawa anatuchunia sisi wa kike!

Jamaa mduanzi sana nakumbuka alinimwagia mabusu ya makopa kopa sijui alikuwa anawaza nini