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[Kigi Makasi]

Alafu tutakula nini??? Ye mwenyewe kawasha yake huko alipo.

Siku ya kupumzika bana leo

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[Intelligent businessman]

Simama hapo pembeni kwanza ....

Ume niletea i cream kopo lile kubwaa😂🤣🤣

 

[Mahondaw]

Woga up, akati Nina marafiki wa kike lol🤣😂😂. Na Wala sinaga mzuka huo🤣

.😊! Hauko sawa wewe!!

 

[Aaliyyah]

Aaliyyah if I talk with your friend, atapona nakuhakikishia🤗🤗

😂😂

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Hormone imbalance..😊! Hauko sawa wewe!!

Eti hormone I'm a😂🤣, wacha nyota ipepee💪

 

[Intelligent businessman]

😂😂

Shida una hisi mi mdunguaji😂🤣

 

[Mahondaw]

Eti hormone I'm a😂🤣, wacha nyota ipepee💪

Mwanaume unakuaje Virgin😏😏😏!!

 

[Intelligent businessman]

A man attends an interview in a pure water factory

Manager: Question 1: Why do we drink water?

Man: Because we can't eat water

Manager: (hmmm) OK oo. Question 2: What would be the first thing you would do when you get to work each day?

Man: I will hide..

Manager: (surprised) Why?

Man: Because they say a good worker's hard to find

Manager: This is serious.. Question 3: Would you love to do overtime once in a while?

Man: First of all, I don't even want to do regular time..

Manager: ($h0çk£d) So, why are you here?

Man: So, why did you put up that job vacancy signboard outside?

Manager: You're using question to answer question?

Man: Let the job seekers breath na.. I'm here to resume work and not to be questioned. Or you be FBI? Abi I $t£ál y0ur g0át??

Manager: What's your name in the first place?

Man: Hired

Manager: (surprised again) You're hired?

Man: (stands with a smile) Oh, thank you. Pls, show me my office..

Manager: .....

#intelli kichaa ake😂🤣, June 2023
President, Vawulence Continent
mshamba_hachekwi, Mzee wa kupambania, Dahan,

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Mwanaume unakuaje Virgin😏😏😏!!

Nadaiwaa😂🤣, Hadi hamu nakosaga😂🤣

 

[Aaliyyah]

Hormone imbalance..😊! Hauko sawa wewe!!

😂😂Dah

 

[Intelligent businessman]

😂😂Dah

Kina chekesha mipi🤔, mbea mkubwaa🤣😂

 

[Mahondaw]

Nadaiwaa😂🤣, Hadi hamu nakosaga😂🤣

Nyeto zitakuua kichaa wewee

 

[Mahondaw]

Nadaiwaa😂🤣, Hadi hamu nakosaga😂🤣

Nyeto zitakuua kichaa wewee

 

[cocastic]

Mapema sana
Unakimbilia wapi?
Au na wewe unaenda usiku wa manane?

Tenaa wee kiumbe,

 

[cocastic]

Karibu sana

Uko wapi now??

 

[cocastic]

Mimi huwa naamka na mood nzuri karibia kilasiku nashukuru Mungu Kwa ilo
Siku haiwez Kuisha bila kutabasamu hatamara 10 na zaidi kucheka ndio sana
Alhamdulillah

Chuki na makasiriko sio shida zako kabisaa,

 

[Mahondaw]

Chuki na makasiriko sio shida zako kabisaa,

Asantreeeeeeeeeeh!

 

[cocastic]

Kwakweli Mie nishakubuhuuuu katu sipelekeshwi na mapenzi tena!
Kuna vya kunichanganya ila sio Mapenzi!

Ongezaaa sautiiiiiiii
Mapenzi sio shida zakoo kabisaa.

 

[cocastic]

[mention]cocastic [/mention]
Mdomo Koma

kuna nn shemelaaaa??

 

[Mahondaw]

Ongezaaa sautiiiiiiii
Mapenzi sio shida zakoo kabisaa.

Kabisa udugu akeeeee!!!