Mdada wa mjini halafu unanuka kwapa. WTF!!!

[sumbai]

Nahisi watapita kimya kimya huku

Na kusonya kimya hahaha....

 

[Espy_]

Akili zako zinakutosha wewe tu!

Hapana mkuu, kuna wanaonizunguka nao zinawatosha.
Kwahiyo ndio umeninyima kijanja!!!

 

[platozoom]

Nyankundo lisanghane likange lile..

Tatigha mbane

 

[Bailly5]

Na kusonya kimya hahaha....

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[Aragorn son of Arathorn]

It just occurred to me that it must be one or the other, or else all hell would have broken loose.

Wengine tumeelewa, tushaconnect dot kitambo

 

[ze-dudu]

nishamjua huyo

 

[Mzigua90]

Mchambo kuntuuuu... Itakua ulimuona kwenye picha eeeh

 

[Ubumuntu]

Akili zenyewe huna. Karibu kila kitokacho mdomoni kwako ni pumba tupu. Mbaya zaidi ni kwamba akili huna kwelikweli. Yaani huna hata akili za kujijua kuwa huna akili.

Aisee! Hata za kuvukia barabara hana mzee?

 

[laii]

Umepanga miadi na mtu toka jana.

Mshakubaliana mtakutania wapi.

Siku na muda ufikapo wewe unaheshimu muda na miadi yako na unafika sehemu ya makutano yenu katika muda mliokubaliana.

Mwenzio [demu... najua baadhi hawalipendi hilo neno but oh well...it is what is] anakuja masaa mawili baadaye.

Yaani kachelewa masaa mawili. Kwanza, eti katumia muda mwingi sana saluni. Pili, eti foleni ilikuwa kubwa. Ndo sababu zake za kuchelewa.

Huko ni kuchomeshwa mahindi hadi yanaungua kabisa.

Kama hiyo haitoshi, eti anakuja huku ananuka kikwapa!

Dada gani wa mjini ananuka kikwapa?? Mtu kazi huna...kutwa kucha unashinda unategesha kwenye sehemu za starehe...kiukweli hiyo ndo kazi yako [kujiuza].

Akili zenyewe huna. Karibu kila kitokacho mdomoni kwako ni pumba tupu. Mbaya zaidi ni kwamba akili huna kwelikweli. Yaani huna hata akili za kujijua kuwa huna akili.

Halafu eti bado unajiona mtu mstaarabu sana.

Anza kupaka deodorant kwanza

Nini maana ya WTF

 

[Ubumuntu]

Nyani Ngabu wana msemo wao wanasema ndege wafananao.........ila tuache utani kwapa ni janga la kitaifa! Si wanaume si wanawake, unaweza kumuna mdada mzuri kapendeza ila harufu ya jasho balaa au unaweza kukutana na brother yuko smart ila kikwapa kinatema balaa! Ukizungumzia perfume,deodorants humu unaambiwa hayo mambo ya kike blah blah kibao!

Ongeza na mdomo...yaani mimi kheri anuke kikwapa, lakini siyo mdomo! Mnuka mdomo, namdharau sana, kama nilikuwa namweshimu, heshima uisha kabisa.

 

[Julymeme]

Duuu Jmn jmn suala la muda ni kweli wengi wetu ni wahanga wa hili tatizo, ila sasa kikwapa ni Case nyingine buh all in all inaweza kuwa imechangiwa na hali ya hewa ya sasa hivi, pia ungetafuta njia ya kumwambia hata indirect mkuu angetafakari na akajua kosa Lake liko wapi [emoji30][emoji30][emoji30]

 

[Heaven Sent]

Totoz....si umeuliza nami nikakujibu.

Au huitaki tena? Nimgaie Heaven Sent?

Daah sio kwa kunirusha roho huko.......

 

[Mr Q]

ndio yule mlikua mnakula bata kwenye boti?

 

[Heaven Sent]

Nitamuagiza dota jamani.

Afu naitumia mimi mwenyewe au wewe?

 

[misasa]

Hujawahi kuisikia harufu ya kwapa?

Sijawahi mkuu... lini atakuwa nae ili nije kuahakikisha mkuu?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

ndio yule mlikua mnakula bata kwenye boti?

Boti gani? Maana sijawahi panda boti mimi...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Aisee! Hata za kuvukia barabara hana mzee?

Hahahaaaa

Hizo nadhani atakuwa nazo maana bado yu hai na hana kilema.

Ila babu kuwa na mtu asiye na akili inahitaji uvumilivu na subira ya hali ya juu sana.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mchambo kuntuuuu... Itakua ulimuona kwenye picha eeeh

Hahaaa saw her on the Gram [that’s Instagram for all you dingleberries out there] and I was besotted...

Naah just playing. I don’t even know how to get on it let alone have an account and be active.

 

[Mama Sabrina]

Hahaaa saw her on the Gram [that’s Instagram for all you dingleberries out there] and I was besotted...

Naah just playing. I don’t even know how to get on it let alone have an account and be active.

Acha kelele nalala

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Acha kelele nalala

Kwani niko chumbani kwako