Mdada wa mjini halafu unanuka kwapa. WTF!!!

[ERoni]

Mtani..!?

Ja mithi fwa?

Nirewaha mtani, wateka tosho!!

 

[Al-Watan]

I just copped that Ferragamo Acqua Essenziale andsome Hugo Boss classics.

 

[bigmind]

Unaona sasa....

We ndo unamzungumzia wa humu...

Wahumu ndiyo hawahawa wako mtaani..! Vinakera akili kisoda arrogance pipa..!

 

[Mauja]

Heheeeee likupatalo mkuu Katana nalo

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Unajua humu hatufahamiani lakini kupitia comments you can tell who is who.Binafsi nimeona huu Uzi wako kama 'haufanani' na ww.[emoji1]

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Haufanani na mimi?

Umeanza kunisoma lini humu? 2017?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

I just copped that Ferragamo Acqua Essenziale andsome Hugo Boss classics.

That’s what’s up!

You should check out Ted Baker’s Cu fragrance....

 

[Al-Watan]

That’s what’s up!

You should check out Ted Baker’s Cu fragrance....

I will my dude, I will.

Good looking out.

 

[Relief Mirzska]

That’s your opinion.

I suggest you keep it moving.

Don’t force me to blow your cover.

There we gooo
pyiiiiiiiiii (whistle blown)

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

There we gooo
pyiiiiiiiiii (whistle blown)

I used to have a friend called Relief...

I wonder what became of her!

 

[Relief Mirzska]

I used to have a friend called Relief...

I wonder what became of her!

Ohhh! I guess she is dead

 

[Relief Mirzska]

You either are one hell of a gentleman or whatever he's got on you must be really filthy...pondering!

or smart enough not to entertain fighting....
why would you say so from the first place??

 

[General Mangi]

Umepanga miadi na mtu toka jana.

Mshakubaliana mtakutania wapi.

Siku na muda ufikapo wewe unaheshimu muda na miadi yako na unafika sehemu ya makutano yenu katika muda mliokubaliana.

Mwenzio [demu... najua baadhi hawalipendi hilo neno but oh well...it is what is] anakuja masaa mawili baadaye.

Yaani kachelewa masaa mawili. Kwanza, eti katumia muda mwingi sana saluni. Pili, eti foleni ilikuwa kubwa. Ndo sababu zake za kuchelewa.

Huko ni kuchomeshwa mahindi hadi yanaungua kabisa.

Kama hiyo haitoshi, eti anakuja huku ananuka kikwapa!

Dada gani wa mjini ananuka kikwapa?? Mtu kazi huna...kutwa kucha unashinda unategesha kwenye sehemu za starehe...kiukweli hiyo ndo kazi yako [kujiuza].

Akili zenyewe huna. Karibu kila kitokacho mdomoni kwako ni pumba tupu. Mbaya zaidi ni kwamba akili huna kwelikweli. Yaani huna hata akili za kujijua kuwa huna akili.

Halafu eti bado unajiona mtu mstaarabu sana.

Anza kupaka deodorant kwanza

Tatizo unabeba wanawake wa Tandika.

 

[Espy_]

Usiogope kuja kuchukua tu...

Nitamuagiza dota jamani.

 

[RRONDO]

Nitamuagiza dota jamani.

Unamuagiza mwana mbuzi akachukue maziwa kwa chui?! Lazima nia yako ni mwana mbuzi atafunwe!

 

[Espy_]

Unamuagiza mwana mbuzi akachukue maziwa kwa chui?! Lazima nia yako ni mwana mbuzi atafunwe!

Basi nitamwagiza Bonny

 

[RRONDO]

Basi nitamwagiza Bonny

Akili zako zinakutosha wewe tu!

 

[spinderella]

or smart enough not to entertain fighting....
why would you say so from the first place??

It just occurred to me that it must be one or the other, or else all hell would have broken loose.

 

[mwekundu]

Ja ja ja ja ngabu kiboko yao [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Relief Mirzska]

It just occurred to me that it must be one or the other, or else all hell would have broken loose.

May be, fair assessment....

 

[Sakasaka Mao]

Nimemwaibisha nani kwani?

Katajwa mtu hapo?

Fuska wengi wajanja, wamo jf.