Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[Sergeant Stonebridge]

BREAKING NEWS

MWINYI ZAHERA, kumbe kaondoka yanga kweli, na kuanzia muda wowote hivi Leo anatangazwa kuwa manager mpya wa Manchester united....

Ile kusema anaenda kusinya karatasi zake ulaya sio kweli, anaenda kwenye jiji la Manchester tayari kuchukua mikoba ya mourinho....


KILA LA KHERI MWINYI ZAHERA KWENYE MAJUKUMU YAKO MAPYA

Hahaha nimecheka sana kwa hili
mie shabiki wa Yanga Sc
Ila kwa Ulaya nipo Chelsea fc

Japo kiukweli mie ni team Mourinho
dah nimeumia kufukuzwa kazi
coz nilijikuta naitakia mema Man Utd kila ilipocheza

 

[IamMrLiverpool]

Nafukua kaburi, kipindi watu humu wakiongelea tetesi za Mourinho kuajiriwa Manchester United, mimi nilisema kama inavyoonekana hapo juu.

Naona leo umerudi kutoka timu yako ya mkopo Ya middlesblough

 

[Chief-Mkwawa]

Glazers ndio wanye timu ww unawaita wahuni.
Ww sema wanachohitaji ni director of football. Na right coach basi.

Soma historia yao kwenye Takeover ya timu kama sijakosea toka 1931 Man u haina deni, jamaa hao walikopa bank na kufanya Takeover na kuhamishia deni lote kwenye timu. Hili deni unaloliona sasa hivi Man U historia yake ni Deni la mmiliki na sio Club.

Wanatumia mapato ya timu kulipa madeni yao, hawajali perfomance ya timu bali hela zao, wapo radhi wasajili wachezaji wa 5 position moja as long as huyo mchezaji ataleta mauzo ya jezi na wapo radhi namba fulani ikae bila mchezaji as long as hio namba mchezaji kocha anaemtaka hatauza jezi.

Mashabiki wengi hawataki glazer ownership, ndio maana unaona japo Timu yetu inavaa rangi nyekundu kuna watu wanavaa vitambara shingoni vya kijani na dhahabu

 

[Rosh Hashannah]

Klopp: “Mourinho’s a very competitive guy, very ambitious, unbelievably successful and I can imagine the last few months were not a joy, especially for him. Nobody can take away all the things he won. He’s an outstanding manager.” #mufc [Goal]

 

[Rosh Hashannah]

Steven Gerrard: “He’s (Mourinho) a winner. How can I sit here and say anything bad about him? He’s a serial winner. He’s been sacked at Manchester United but he’s won them a couple of trophies. I don’t think you can criticise him too much.” #mufc [MEN]

 

[Rosh Hashannah]

United fans are busy celebrating d sack of Mourinho, forgetting he left Lukaku behind
😂😂😂😂😂

 

[herrera]

Sikuelewa kwann bodi hawakumwamini huyu kocha na at least yeye aliweza kufanya timu icheze soka la kupendeza

Mkuu Manchester ya van gaal ilikua inacheza soka la kuvutia?

 

[Belo]

Let's hope the cycle never continue, massive task to Woodward

 

[Yodoki II]

Possible replacement

1. Carrick
2. Arteta
3. Jardim
4. Blanc
5. Zidane
6. Wenger
7. Pochetino
8. Garry Neville
9. Conte
10. Hiddink
11. Rodgers

Hawa ni baadhi ya makocha wanaotajwa tajwa

Huyo Blank mbona anatajwa lakini hana cha kujivunia. Credit ni Simeoni buana

 

[Bloodstone]

Man u walikuwa naye enzi za fergie. David gill kama unamkumbuka. huyu ndio alileta vyombo pale united. Toka aondoke man u imekuwa ikisajili wachezaj wa ajab ajab. Na pia man u ikavunja structure ya director of football.

Kulikua pia na fundi Peter Kenyon,kabla ya kuvutwa na Abramovich akaisuke Chelsea mnayoiona,Kisha akaja David Gill nafasi inayotumiwa na mzee wa commercial Ed Woodward kwa sasa....

 

[Mc cane]

kumbukumbu zangu zinanidanganya kuwa, Van Gaal aliwapa FA na kesho yake Mourinho akatangazwa kumreplace.

Bado Mourinho ndio kocha mwenye mafanikio baada ya SAF kuliko wengine wote

Kombe la Ulaya

Kombe la Carling

Second in the league since SAF departure

 

[Chipolopolo]

BREAKING NEWS

MWINYI ZAHERA, kumbe kaondoka yanga kweli, na kuanzia muda wowote hivi Leo anatangazwa kuwa manager mpya wa Manchester united....

Ile kusema anaenda kusinya karatasi zake ulaya sio kweli, anaenda kwenye jiji la Manchester tayari kuchukua mikoba ya mourinho....


KILA LA KHERI MWINYI ZAHERA KWENYE MAJUKUMU YAKO MAPYA

Tufanye ni kweli.Lakini huyu hana tofauti na aliyeondoka.Mpira wa kujilinda.

 

[Mc cane]

Mourinho toka kaja kapeawa kiasi gani? Tayizo ni mourinho.

Vipi kuhusu Van Gaal na Moyes?

Pale United tatizo ni kubwa zaidi ya kocha, japo kocha ana lawama zake pia

 

[squirtinator]

So it’s £24m to sack Mourinho (per @DuncanCastles) & £34m to get Pochettino out of Spurs (per @MattHughesTimes).

£58m in total - or around three-quarters of a Harry Maguire.

Pochettino hafai, Manu na washabiki wake hawako tayari kusubiri timu ijengwe upya miaka 5-10 bila vikombe. Sioni pochettino kama jamaa wa vikombe bali jamaa wa kutengeneza timu ya top 4.

 

[Detective J]

Hahaha yes indeed. That fat slow dick head angeenda na mou pamoja.

United fans are busy celebrating d sack of Mourinho, forgetting he left Lukaku behind

 

[Kim Jong Jr]

Nadhani ni hawa

Wamebaki kuja na Vapour and Cheapest Logic ...


Ukurusa tumeshaufunga now bring another coach akizingua Piga Chiiiiiini sio Kung'ang'ania kama kimada wa kitanga. WATU WENGI MIMI HAWAKUNIELEWA KUHUSU MO. SI KWAMBA NAMCHUKIA MOU,HAPANA. Nilichokuwa namaanisha kocha yoyote akizingua kwenye team should be sacked immediately before he turns team into candles ashes.


Na msimamo wangu ni huu huu hata kwa kocha atakaekuja, kama akishindwa kudeliver Piga chini pumbavu sio mpaka team ifikie kuwa na Goal difference 0, halafu inaibuka misukule ya Manchester kutoka Rufiji inamtetea Ngariba wao aendeleee kutuharibia team.



Coaches are hired to be fired. Sijui hawa pro Mou wanaelewa hili, Kocha unapopewa mkataba jua next step ni wewe kupigwa chini ila kupigwa huko chini kunategemea na performance yako. Ukiwa na performance ya kipuuzi lazima tukusainishe makaratasi ya kuachana na sisi.



Naomba haya maandishi yangu yalindwe.

 

[Kim Jong Jr]

Nafukua kaburi, kipindi watu humu wakiongelea tetesi za Mourinho kuajiriwa Manchester United, mimi nilisema kama inavyoonekana hapo juu.

Mkuu asante sana wewe ni moja ya viumbe serikali inapaswa kuwazungushia ukuta.


HongerA sana, raia mmoja Kama wewe ni sawa na maraia 1000 wenye kumtetea mou na manyumbu mengine 12 yenye akili kama za mou ( Joking )



Hahahahaha


Muhudumu zungusha.
Ka hisani ya Mou Faya, Mou Energy, Mourinho.

 

[1kush africa]

Mtashangaa SIR ALEX Akashika kwa muda, hahahaahah

 

[Kim Jong Jr]

Nimeokota huko mtaani

MAN U is the most consistent team.


_One win in August._
_One win in September_
_One win in October._
_One win in November._
_••••• its just like menstruation cycle!!!

If they don't win in December know that they arepregnant

Halafu jitu liko Kisiju huko linasema Mou aongezewe muda.. Sijui walikuwa wanaangalia mechi zipi.

 

[Kim Jong Jr]

Steven Gerrard: “He’s (Mourinho) a winner. How can I sit here and say anything bad about him? He’s a serial winner. He’s been sacked at Manchester United but he’s won them a couple of trophies. I don’t think you can criticise him too much.” #mufc [MEN]

Mmeshaokota embe kwenye Mparachichi kwanini msiumie.