Makapuku Forum

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

Itabidi niende kutembea Chicago na mama Mchungaji

Mkienda naomba mfike hadi Illinois.

 

[Glenn]

Mkuuu ndo huyo mama mchungaji

Eti anaitwa nani vile!

 

[Da'Vinci]

Wote walipata zero, ni jamii ya Bashite

I thought so ndio maana wanajiita Bashite frem na coke

 

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

mtoto wa juzi kawapiga kanzu wakongwe!!!

Kwasasa ni Bilionea bila shaka.

 

[Da'Vinci]

Fafanua kidogo himaya ipi

Kwanza hujajitambulisha, jitambulishe members tukufaham then upewe utaratibu

 

[Glenn]

Kama kawa, ila kwasasa nimemaliza.

Merci papaa

 

[Glenn]

Jana nilipo sema nimesisimuka mwili mzima kuna mtu alininanga

Jana sio leo kijana

 

[Da'Vinci]

Jana sio leo kijana

Sawa mkuu

 

[Coke Zero]

Kwanza hujajitambulisha, jitambulishe members tukufaham then upewe utaratibu

Sikujua kama kuna utambulisho
Mimi ni mgeni humu najulikana kama Coke Zero

 

[Glenn]

Kwanza hujajitambulisha, jitambulishe members tukufaham then upewe utaratibu

Usimsumbue mgeni mpe kiti chai then mtaongea mengine

 

[Glenn]

Sikujua kama kuna utambulisho
Mimi ni mgeni humu najulikana kama Coke Zero

Zero uwe na amani, hapa hatudai vyeti, uwe huru kuchangia, kufurahi na wenzio

 

[Glenn]

Sawa mkuu

 

[Lee]

Eti anaitwa nani vile!

Mama mchungajii




Mondray malizia

 

[Paprika]

JE WAJUA??
Neno SWAG ni neno lililoanza kutumiwa miaka ya 60 wanaume mashoga likiwa linamaanisha Secretly We Are Gays

 

[Paprika]

JE WAJUA??
BLUCE LEE alikua faster sana kwahiyo wakawa wanampeleka slow motion ili mapigo yake yaweze kuonekana vizuri

Duuh

 

[Da'Vinci]

Paprika jitambulishe hapa kwanza

 

[Paprika]

JE WAJUA??
Jicho la Albert Einstein limehifadiwa jijini New york

Kwa nini?

 

[Lee]

Sikujua kama kuna utambulisho
Mimi ni mgeni humu najulikana kama Coke Zero

Karibu mgeni mwenyeji apone

 

[Lee]

Zero uwe na amani, hapa hatudai vyeti, uwe huru kuchangia, kufurahi na wenzio

 

[Paprika]

Go buy that.. Whaaaaaat are you kidding me.
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