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[Sweetiepie]

Sokomoko nux sana

Sabato njema

 

[Sweetiepie]

Kumbe jide nae yumo eeh?

Sio Jide lakini huyo.

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Kitwanga ana maneno makali....

Kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi

 

[Sweetiepie]

Ni yeye huyo?

Sio yeye

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Huyo Kikofia msimsikilize ni tapeli mkubwa hapa mjini msikilize

....mi naumwa pia kuna kitu kimeniweka bize si mnajua siyo kila siku lazima niwepo
Hii ni thread ya Makapuku wote
Nisipokuwepo mimi au Jimena nyie lisongesheni tu sio kupiga mi kelele
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I can't imagine Makapuku family without you guys

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Ogopa sana kama unachart na Dem halafu akakwambia:- "Nikwambie kitu!??"zima simu uwashe kesho mana kinachofuta ni mzingaa



Wanaume kwanini hampendi mizinga?

Hahahahaha

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Moningi olo

 

[Sweetiepie]

Hahahahaha amuulize malaika hahahaha

Morning uliyekwepa kulipa kodi

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Shikamoo mama yangu Jimena Jimenes, leo nadhani huendi kazini kwa hiyo nafikiri hatutapata mkate wetu

 

[Sweetiepie]

Shikamoo mama yangu Jimena Jimenes, leo nadhani huendi kazini kwa hiyo nafikiri hatutapata mkate wetu

Ataleta soon...

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Morning uliyekwepa kulipa kodi

Moningi mama mdogo Sweetiepie, niaje

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Ataleta soon...

Mungu ambariki sana kwa kutupa mkate wetu wa kila siku

 

[eden kimario]

Nguvu zote za nini wkt daraja la miti au na nyie wachovu tu

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Mtuache na chelsea yetu bitoz

 

[eden kimario]

Mhhhh

Nini sasa unaguna?

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

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Huyu naye anaacha dola anakomaa na Bomu mweee

 

[eden kimario]

Wale wa simba tukutane taifa temeke leo hii

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

*Mzee* mmoja aliongozana na *Binti* yake kwenda kwa *Kijana* aliempa mimba huku akiwa na hasira zaajabu.Walipo fika ilikuwa hivi:
*MZEE*: Wewe ndio ulimpa binti yangu mimba?

*KIJANA*: Mzee nikweli mimi nilimpa mimba binti yako,ila akizaa dumee nitakupa daladala10,Sheli3 na Million50 za mtaji. Akizaa jike, nitakupa supermarket 3, mashamba6 na Million40.

*BINTI Akadakia*; Je mimba ikitoka?

*MZEE*: Nyamanza mshenzi ww,si atakupa nyingine.

mzee hataki ujinga kbsaa

Mkuu usicheze na hela hahahahaha

 

[shululu]

Morning all

 

[shululu]

Kumekucha na makucha yake kila mtu na kichaa chake

 

[Sweetiepie]

Kumekucha na makucha yake kila mtu na kichaa chake

Kumekuchaaaaa....soma soma gazeti...soma MTanzania kwa habari za uhakika na za kuaminika gazeti Mtanzania! soma gazeti lilo la uhakika Mtanzaniaaaaaaaa
Muite JJ alete magazeti.