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Ogopa sana kama unachart na Dem halafu akakwambia:- "Nikwambie kitu!??"zima simu uwashe kesho mana kinachofuta ni mzingaa



Wanaume kwanini hampendi mizinga?

Mhhhhhh, siku hizi ni tofauti

 

[shululu]

Basi kapotea kimiujiza au kaibiwa. Nilimuweka hapo muda si mrefu

Atakuwa kachelewa

 

[shululu]

Ngoja nimuache tu. Tusijempoteza

Ndiyo kashapotea tena

 

[Sweetiepie]

Nakusikiaaa. Nakuona pia katika MUONEKANO MPYA,

HEHEHEHE/

Umeniona eeeh....

 

[Sweetiepie]

Yupo na sketi yake

Sket yake nan zaid ya my sis...Himenna

 

[Sweetiepie]

Mi naipenda mbona,? Alf acha roho mbaya kuwazibia wenzio

Nimeitoa sehemu...niwachekese tu najua nyie mnatoa

 

[nsekwa]

Yamekuwa matofali

Muulize MKWEPA KODI

 

[nsekwa]

Ogopa sana kama unachart na Dem halafu akakwambia:- "Nikwambie kitu!??"zima simu uwashe kesho mana kinachofuta ni mzingaa



Wanaume kwanini hampendi mizinga?

Hapo umenena sawa, na ndivyo iko hivyo, inaonyesha una utaalam sana na jambo hilo

 

[Bitoz]

Kwani uongo?
siuna AIDS ww, hivyo unaharisha sana

Umeanza lini umbea?
Ngoja nikununulie dera ili upendeze

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[Bitoz]

Bwege wee.. Lile boxer lako unalotumia kufukuzia mbuu ghetto..

Nasikia ww huvai kabisa unapunga upepo hadi makalioni km masai


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[Kitombise]

Ayaaa mi nimetuma!

Asante.
Mchango wako nmeupata

 

[Bitoz]

Diego costa mnyama vs arsenal wenger

Usisahau kuleta uchambuzi mkifungwa

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[nsekwa]

*Mzee* mmoja aliongozana na *Binti* yake kwenda kwa *Kijana* aliempa mimba huku akiwa na hasira zaajabu.Walipo fika ilikuwa hivi:
*MZEE*: Wewe ndio ulimpa binti yangu mimba?

*KIJANA*: Mzee nikweli mimi nilimpa mimba binti yako,ila akizaa dumee nitakupa daladala10,Sheli3 na Million50 za mtaji. Akizaa jike, nitakupa supermarket 3, mashamba6 na Million40.

*BINTI Akadakia*; Je mimba ikitoka?

*MZEE*: Nyamanza mshenzi ww,si atakupa nyingine.

mzee hataki ujinga kbsaa

 

[Kitombise]

Umeanza lini umbea?
Ngoja nikununulie dera ili upendeze

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vipi, uneshapona kuharisha?

 

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Usisahau kuleta uchambuzi mkifungwa

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Kama ataonekana sasa

 

[Kitombise]

Diego costa mnyama vs arsenal wenger

Usije ukakimbia tu kesho hapa..
Maana ukishinda ndo unakuja huku unajifanya mchambuzi.
Yani kesho baada ya hiyo mechi kumalizika kama sitakuona hapa nitakuja kujutafuta mpaka kule kwenye ile thread yenu

 

[Kitombise]

Usisahau kuleta uchambuzi mkifungwa

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Hahaaaa!
Eti wanamtegemea huyu

 

[Bitoz]

vipi, uneshapona kuharisha?

Hapana
Njoo unipikie uji pamoja na yule kamanda wa mapishi(sajo)

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[Bitoz]

Kama ataonekana sasa

Hata kipigo cha Liverpool alipotea week nzima

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[Bitoz]

Usije ukakimbia tu kesho hapa..
Maana ukishinda ndo unakuja huku unajifanya mchambuzi.
Yani kesho baada ya hiyo mechi kumalizika kama sitakuona hapa nitakuja kujutafuta mpaka kule kwenye ile thread yenu

Mchambuzi mbuzi full ushuzi
Mnazi wa The Blauziii

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