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[Lee]

Wewe ndiyo mtekaji wa shangazi?!

Utazimiaa na preshaaa

 

[Tresor Mandala]

Wewe ndiyo mtekaji wa shangazi?!

Hahahaha ,tunatekana Mkuu

 

[Tumosa]

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woooouzeerrrr



Weekend ni fire

 

[Tumosa]

Ahsante nimewamiss

Karibu sana

 

[Lee]

Hapa au mwisho saa sita hapa

Sema nimechokaa nimefikaa saa 2 na roboo...leo niachee tu au waonajeee

 

[Lee]

Karibuuu ...ilaa marybaby mcute /handsome wa binamu hujammis

NawamissSanaWatuNduguWaHumu!KiukweliNauheshimuSanaUwepoWenu!
NawamissSanaWatuNduguWaHumu!KiukweliNauheshimuSanaUwepoWenu!
NawamissSanaWatuNduguWaHumu!KiukweliNauheshimuSanaUwepoWenu!
NawamissSanaWatuNduguWaHumu!KiukweliNauheshimuSanaUwepoWenu!
NawamissSanaWatuNduguWaHumu!KiukweliNauheshimuSanaUwepoWenu!
NawamissSanaWatuNduguWaHumu!KiukweliNauheshimuSanaUwepoWenu!
NawamissSanaWatuNduguWaHumu!KiukweliNauheshimuSanaUwepoWenu!

 

[Tumosa]

...anko, basi haya mambo yaishe, na wewe mjomba wangu huna dogo!! Kule juu nilikuwa natania tu si unajua leo furahiday, halafu simu sikuwa nayo mimi. Ninaichaji kwa huyu muuza chipsi nimekuja kulipa lile deni ulilomwambia Mwajei ale utalipa.
Halafu mama Mchungaji anakusalimia sana, anasema umekuwa adimu siku hizi, nikamwambia umekuja Mtwara kwenye fiesta

kujitetea unajua Binamu

 

[Behaviourist]

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Ukiona hivi ujue shangazi bia zimeshafika mahala pake!

 

[Tumosa]

NawamissSanaWatuNduguWaHumu!KiukweliNauheshimuSanaUwepoWenu!

Hii ni weekend fever ua

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Atakayesoma ataniambia kilichoandikwa

Kasema ametumiss

 

[Behaviourist]

Mm hunipend binamu

Hi Binamu!...i love you more!

 

[Tumosa]

Asante we dada

Haya

 

[Obe]

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...kampeni ya kijinga kabisa hii, kushikana mikono wakati wa salamu ni jambo linaloashiria amani, urafiki na kutojitenga. Busu la shavuni ukutane na yule demu wa anko kajipiga mafuriko ya lipstick si utatafuta talaka bila kupenda. Mimi ninasalimiana kwa kushikana mikono, kampeni ya kunawa mikono ndo muhimu bakteria tunaishi nao, tunapanda daladala wamejaa kwenye viti, hebu twende zaidi ya kampeni hizi, walete maji salama kwa kila mtu ndo waje na upuuzi huu

 

[Slim5]

afu zile kokoto unazopenda Jumapili ntafute

Atakayesoma ataniambia kilichoandikwa

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Ukiona hivi ujue shangazi bia zimeshafika mahala pake!

Afadhali ukute ni bia kuliko wine

 

[Lee]

Namuoneaaa huruma uliyenae make mda si mrefuu makofii atayachezeaa ya kutoshaaa

wouzerrrr

 

[Lee]

Hahahaha, karibu Sana Mamii yangu ,wajomba zako walikuulizia sana

Na wewe mkuu mbona huelewekiiii umemuulizaa kajaa unaanzaa kuuma menooo

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Hii ni weekend fever ua

Ni ua ama au

 

[Obe]

Hupati akili zako za wkend nazijua mm

...basi kasema ananipunguzia nikilipa leo, anataka elfu 20 tu, yaani ana roho nzuri sana ila anaitaka sasa hivi, namba ya mpesa msitumie ambayo iko kwenye fomu, anawatumia muda si mrefu

 

[Lee]

Bora yanguu ww nilimkutaa mbutu uliyemuachaa anapigaa kokotoo

...huku mabeki tatu kuwasaidia tunawalipia kujifunza cherehani au ufundi wa kusuka nywele. Ila anko wangu kiboko, yeye alimtia mimba hosigeli aunt akamtimua sasa hivi kapangishiwa Mbutu kigamboni