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[Sakayo]

Mungu hapendi nikuhamu jamanii?

Mungu hapendi venye wanifanyia

 

[Sakayo]

Watoto wangu wazima kwanza?

Hawajambo

 

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Mungu hapendi venye wanifanyia

Jamaani...

Hapa ujue nimetoka barabarani ...! Niko poriniiii huku Itigi

 

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Hawajambo

Baba yao anawamiss...

Nimemiss zile kelele zao..

 

[Sakayo]

Jamaani...

Hapa ujue nimetoka barabarani ...! Niko poriniiii huku Itigi

Mimi sikuelewi ujue, utakuta funguo pale kwa mpemba, aki naondoka

 

[Sakayo]

Baba yao anawamiss...

Nimemiss zile kelele zao..

Wanasema huwapendi

 

[Lee]

T Wa s - tumosa Wa shululu

Kishikwambiii

 

[Lee]

Anataka nn?!

Km ni dushe MPE tu hiyo ni haki yake hiyo

Na uzuri sio sabuni kwamba inaisha

 

[Lee]

Ngao ya maji ni kama ngao ya kidonge

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[Lee]

Kunywa sayona mpenzi obe atalipa

Anko hawez

 

[Husna Muba]

Hii ilianza lini?

Oyaaa acha ungese banaa

 

[Lee]

Oyaaa acha ungese banaa

Upi ??

 

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Wanasema huwapendi

Wale malaika wangu wakiweza kunichukia basi hata mbinguni nitakuwa na Doubt...[emoji3][emoji3]

Waambie, "dady loves you million times"

 

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Mimi sikuelewi ujue, utakuta funguo pale kwa mpemba, aki naondoka

Naruuuuuuudi Alhamis jioni bhanaa.

Wewd unadhani zile bata tunazokula zinatoka wapi..? Kama si porini huku?

 

[Husna Muba]

....anko, sasa hivi maumivu yamepungua, nimekula madiclopar kama kichaa, kumbe yanasaidia bhana! wikend nimeshinda nasikiza gospel tu wala sijaweza kufanya kitu kingine.

Ila anko siku nyingine misala yako siji hata ukiniita vipi, haya maumivu ni kwa sababu nilikuja kuingilia ugomvi wakati unagombana na mchumba wa Perepetua, jamaa anapiga balaa, vipi mbavu zako

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[Husna Muba]

...lol! Kuna ABJ tena, yule shortie uliyembadili jina ukamuita MC sababu ya changamoto yake ya ufupi imekuwaje tena?

MC = Mini cooper vile vigari vizuri vidogo vyenye changamoto ya umbo navyovipendaga sana

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[Shadrack K. Lwila]

Kabisa

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Mtongozo mubashara

 

[Husna Muba]

..ha hahahhaa, atakuwa yule uliyempa namba yako ya whatsapp, anakutafuta! Hivi hata ulimkumbuka kumtizama vizuri maana zile bia zilikuwa za moto utasema zimetengenezwa Dodoma

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[Husna Muba]

Ha hahahhaaha, usiseme kwa sauti anko wangu mkubwa atanilaani maana japokuwa ni king mswati lakini hataki kabisa kushare

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[Husna Muba]

...ndugu unakula nao chakula cha kushibisha tumbo, ila chakula cha kimwili ndugu usiwashirikishe

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