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Bitoz said:

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Ok

husna muba said:

Daby plz....
Yaishe mkuu

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hope amekusamee.. lakini kwanini usimuite Jinja malon 😀 😀 😀

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

(4). Mr. Loverman...

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Huyu kanivunja Mbavu

lee empire said:

kanishangazaa

Na mke wake sijui ashamfundisha ??

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Bitoz said:

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I see

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Baada ya kuchunga mbuzi nilijipumzisha chini ya mti na ghafla nasikia kwenye kiredio changu cha bdtri "mchanga wa madini,,mchangaaaa" basi wakati nasikiliza kumbe juu ya mti alikuwepo kunguru akaninyea hivyo nikachukua jiwe lakini akasepa kwa spidi kali hata kabla sijarusha jiwe
Hapo ndo likaja wazo la kuandika kuhusu wanyama wenye kasi hapa chini ya JUA

NB:
1Mile/hr = 1.609 km/hr
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I see nothing mkuu SHIMBA YA BUYENZE

Bitoz said:

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Asante

shululu said:

Kapi hako

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Akikujibu nitag

husna muba said:

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Nimeulizaa

dingimtoto said:

Kosa gan kamanda nyagei

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Jina ni lazima lianze na herufi kubwa

Sakayo said:

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lee empire said:

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haha! mkuu inaoneka umeikumbuka sana tom & jerry

Bitoz said:

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Aisee huyu ni kiboko

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

Sometimes He says no and it is just No!

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Sure

Bitoz said:

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Hatari sana

husna muba said:

Daby plz....
Yaishe mkuu

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Kwani huyu ni the famous Daby wa MMU au ni avatar tu zimeingiliana? Daby wa MMU ni mcheshi na anapenda matani sana. Kama ni yeye basi he must be having a bad day.

Shemeji, umeshatimiza wajibu na uungwana wako unaonekana. Umeomba msamaha hii sijui mara ya saba sasa. Kama ni kusamehewa utasamehewa na kama ni kutosamehewa, hutasamehewa. Songa mbele...

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Kuna wanyama wengi wamemzidi mbio ila amewekwa kwa sababu maalum kutokana na kuwa na umbo kubwa
Anafanana na ng'ombe na swala
Anakimbia kwa kasi ya 45 maili kwa saa
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Bitoz said:

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Shunie said:

Si uliseme shemela unaogopa nini cheusi mangala

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Hivi huyu cheusi mangala ni nani? Anatajwa tajwa sana humu. Ni mhusika katika hadithi? Ni yule aliyeimbwa katika muziki (sikumbuki jina la wimbo) au ni mchepuko wa mtu?