Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

[lembu]

BREAKING NEWS:
Chelsea imepigwa ban ya kusajili na kuandikisha wachezaji wa Timu ya kwanza kwa mwaka mmoja halafu ikafanyiwa suspension. Sijawahi kuiona adhabu ya jinsi hiij lakini ngoja nijaribu kuielezea.

Kimsingi Ligi Kuu Ya Uingereza imeipa Chelsea adhabu ya kutosajili wachezaji kwa mwaka mmoja halafu hiyo adhabu ikahairishwa hadi Machi 2028 kwa masharti yafuatayo:

1. Adhabu imesitishwa kwa miaka 2 hadi takriban Machi 2028.
2. Chelsea inaweza kusajili wachezaji wapya kawaida ndani ya miaka hiyo 2.
3. Kifungo cha mwaka 1 kitaanza tu ikiwa Chelsea itafanya makosa mengine ndani ya kipindi hicho.
4. Makosa yanayohusika ni ya ukaguzi wa fedha, uwekezaji wa watu wa tatu, na maendeleo ya vijana (kutoka malipo yasiyoripotiwa 2011–2018).
5. Hii ni tofauti na kifungo cha miezi 9 cha usajili wa akademi, ambacho kinaendelea hadi takriban Desemba 2026.

Uhamisho wa Abramovivh wa kuanzia 2011 - 2018 ulihusisha uhamisho wa Eden Hazard, David Luiz, Andre Schurrle, Ramires, Matic, Willian, Eto'o nk.

 

[Interlacustrine R]

Bado tu kocha wa mchongo muingereza hajafukuzwa pale darajani?

 

[Joao Pedro]

Hamna timu hapa.

Hilo linajulikana kabisa

 

[juan david]

Bado tu kocha wa mchongo muingereza hajafukuzwa pale darajani?

Kocha wa connection😂😂 Hii inaendeshwa kama team za kariakoo

 

[Castr]

Sasa mkuu unataka tukwambie akina Saka na Martinell ni world class?!!

Ambacho hautaki kukumbuka ni Arsenal tulikubali kwamba hatuna world class players.

 

[lembu]

Miracles happen — and when they do, mambo yanakuwa hivi.

Chelsea vs PSG – Second Leg at Stamford Bridge

00' – Kick‑off
20' – João Pedro scores → Chelsea 1–0 PSG
23' – Rúben Neves sent off (red card)
24' – Cole Palmer converts a penalty → Chelsea 2–0 PSG
44+2' – João Pedro strikes again in added time of first half→ Chelsea 3–0 PSG

45' – Half‑time

50' – Dembélé pulls one back → Chelsea 3–1 PSG
55' – Enzo restores the three lead → Chelsea 4–1 PSG
56' – Cucurella booked (yellow card)
74' – Andrey Santos finishes it → Chelsea 5–1 PSG
87' – Kvaratskhelia hits the post
90+7' – Full‑time → Chelsea 5–1 PSG

Aggregate: Chelsea 7–6 PSG

Chelsea march into the quarter‑finals against Liverpool.

 

[Cash Money Forever]

Miracles happen — and when they do, mambo yanakuwa hivi.

Chelsea vs PSG – Second Leg at Stamford Bridge

00' – Kick‑off
20' – João Pedro scores → Chelsea 1–0 PSG
23' – Rúben Neves sent off (red card)
24' – Cole Palmer converts a penalty → Chelsea 2–0 PSG
44+2' – João Pedro strikes again in added time of first half→ Chelsea 3–0 PSG

45' – Half‑time

50' – Dembélé pulls one back → Chelsea 3–1 PSG
55' – Enzo restores the three lead → Chelsea 4–1 PSG
56' – Cucurella booked (yellow card)
74' – Andrey Santos finishes it → Chelsea 5–1 PSG
87' – Kvaratskhelia hits the post
90+7' – Full‑time → Chelsea 5–1 PSG

Aggregate: Chelsea 7–6 PSG

Chelsea march into the quarter‑finals against Liverpool.

Bahati nzuri namba yako ya simu ninayo. Nitakutumia mpesa ukanunue chupa ya mvinyo endapo THE BLUES leo atamtoa PSG.

 

[Castr]

Miracles happen — and when they do, mambo yanakuwa hivi.

Chelsea vs PSG – Second Leg at Stamford Bridge

00' – Kick‑off
20' – João Pedro scores → Chelsea 1–0 PSG
23' – Rúben Neves sent off (red card)
24' – Cole Palmer converts a penalty → Chelsea 2–0 PSG
44+2' – João Pedro strikes again in added time of first half→ Chelsea 3–0 PSG

45' – Half‑time

50' – Dembélé pulls one back → Chelsea 3–1 PSG
55' – Enzo restores the three lead → Chelsea 4–1 PSG
56' – Cucurella booked (yellow card)
74' – Andrey Santos finishes it → Chelsea 5–1 PSG
87' – Kvaratskhelia hits the post
90+7' – Full‑time → Chelsea 5–1 PSG

Aggregate: Chelsea 7–6 PSG

Chelsea march into the quarter‑finals against Liverpool.

Cringy as fvck

 

[lembu]

UCL Round of 16 Second Leg
Chelsea vs PSG
Predicted lineup
3-4-2-1

--Joao Pedro--

Garnacho --- Enzo----- Palmer

--Santos ---- Caicedo---

Cucurella--Chalobah--Fofana — Gusto (if fit) or Caicedo and Lavia in the CM

--Sanchez--

Bench
1. Max Merrick
2. Jorrel Hato
3. Josh Acheampong
4. Tosin Adarabioyo
5. Benoît Badiashile
6. Mamadou Sarr
7. Reggie Walsh
8. Lavia
9. Estevão Willian
10. Pedro Neto
11. Liam Delap
12. Marc Guiu

#PSG | #CFC

 

[Mkohoti]

Ambacho hautaki kukumbuka ni Arsenal tulikubali kwamba hatuna world class players.

Bora ziliwarudia, bado za kwamba mnatoka mikono mitupu.

 

[Mkohoti]

 

[Castr]

Bora ziliwarudia, bado za kwamba mnatoka mikono mitupu.

Kama mmeamua kusema hivyo pia sawa. Sisi tutasemaje

 

[lembu]

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Rosenior naona amekuja na yale majeruhi ya Pochettino, tayari kashasababisha Hamstring kama nne au tano hivi ndani ya mwezi na nusu. Pia katika kipindi hicho Caicedo ameshindwa kufanya vizuri. Sidhani kama Huyu kopcha atakuwepo next season.

 

[arsenal2004]

Rosenior naona amekuja na yale majeruhi ya Pochettino, tayari kashasababisha Hamstring kama nne au tano hivi ndani ya mwezi na nusu. Pia katika kipindi hicho Caicedo ameshindwa kufanya vizuri. Sidhani kama Huyu kopcha atakuwepo next season.

Mtamfukuza tu na huyu mawani....nilisema🤠🤠🤠

 

[lembu]

Mtamfukuza tu na huyu mawani....nilisema🤠🤠🤠

Aisee tuna wamiliki much knows sana
Wanasajili wachezaji kinda na wa free agent kama Tosin na kuajiri makocha wadogo wasio na uzoefu huku wakidai wanajenga project. Huu mwaka wa nne sasa hakuna hata dalili ya kushindania EPL.

 

[verifaidi yuza]

Huyu muhuni gemu ya city atakuepo kweli?

Shin Kicker mzee wa nyekundu

 

[lembu]

Huyu muhuni gemu ya city atakuepo kweli?

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Mnamuogoa sana, anatisha

 

[lembu]

UCL Round of 16 Second Leg
Chelsea vs PSG
Predicted lineup
3-4-2-1

--Joao Pedro--

Garnacho --- Enzo----- Palmer

--Santos ---- Caicedo---

Cucurella--Chalobah--Fofana — Gusto (if fit) or Caicedo and Lavia in the CM

--Sanchez--

Bench
1. Max Merrick
2. Jorrel Hato
3. Josh Acheampong
4. Tosin Adarabioyo
5. Benoît Badiashile
6. Mamadou Sarr
7. Reggie Walsh
8. Lavia
9. Estevão Willian
10. Pedro Neto
11. Liam Delap
12. Marc Guiu

#PSG | #CFC

Mechi ya Chelsea dhidi ya PSG ni saa 5 usiku. Lakini ukweli ni huu: kama Chelsea watashindwa kufunga angalau goli moja bila kuruhusu bao kipindi cha kwanza, nabadilisha chanel papo hapo na nahamia Netflix.

Kule Netflix angalau unapata faraja — kuna misimu mipya, episode mpya, na drama ya kueleweka. Sio kama difensi ya Chelsea ambayo inaruhusu magoli kama vile kuna mtu amewapa bahasha nyuma ya pazia.

Halafu lineup ikitoka na inaonekana dhaifu, imejaa majaribio, au haina akili ya kushinda, basi mimi siangalii kabisa.

Samahani sana kwa mashabiki wenzangu wa Chelsea wenye roho ngumu.

 

[Raymanu KE]

Huyu muhuni gemu ya city atakuepo kweli?

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Huyu alikula nyekundu za kutosha ckuiz kapoa Sana yaani yupo kama hayupo

 

[Raymanu KE]

Gemu saa 5 usiku, Chelsea wakishindwa kufunga angalau goli moja bila kipindi cha kwanza nabadilisha chanel nahamia NTEFLIX

Hiyo Utajua mwenyewe😅