Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

[Mbu]

......Open play hamuiwezi nyie, si mngepaki bus kama kawaida yenu (msubirie penalties?)
Haya sasa, aibu gani hii....

 

[HIMARS]

Sijui kama Di Mateo ata last pale

 

[ndetichia]

poleni sana ndio mpira boraa yenu mmepata hata hilo la uefa..

 

[Wacha1]

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The inquest has begun ... .... ....
What about Kinyonga? Khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mungiki Brother and his pals disappered Ooops they're invisible khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

 

[mtotowamjini]

sasa hawa Chelsea Hiyo Club bingwa dunia naona wataachiwa mavumbi tu kudadadeki

:biggrin1: for the first time i fully agree witchu

 

[Bukayo jr]

:biggrin1: for the first time i fully agree witchu

Huo ndo ukweli navyouona! Kazi wanayo

 

[gutierez]

Torres el nino anawazuga tu ana furahi 7bu atletico madrid ni chama lake la utotoni na anasapoti mpaka kesho,halafu ole wenu mnaosema spain timu 2 tu haya,giant mwingine wa england anafungwa na timu ambayo haipo top 4 la liga .

HAT-TRICK HERO ... Radamel Falcao

FEELING BLUE ... Fern Tor the res, skipper Fran Lamps and John Obi Mikel
reflect on a disappointing night

Pensioners khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

JUST SUPER ... Atletico Madrid celebrate with the trophy​

Torres el nino anawazuga tu ana furahi 7bu atletico madrid ni chama lake la utotoni na anasapoti mpaka kesho,halafu ole wenu mnaosema spain timu 2 tu haya,giant mwingine wa england anafungwa na timu ambayo haipo top 4 la liga.wamepita wengi hapo atletico madrid,aguero,maxi rodriguez,forlan,reyes,torres,de gea nk.

 

[Peasant]

We were f..... poor. No excuse! I just don't understand why we played that way.

 

[Peasant]

.......MDEBWEDO!! ha ha ha!

DI MATTEO kibarua kishanuka!

Khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Di Mateo aka Kinyonga or if you like Chameleon .... .. nachikia leo mnachungulia tu thread yenu baada ya kula mkung'uto khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reality check!

Ndio maana namkubali Abramovich, no room for error. You can keep you loser, Wenger forever.

 

[Peasant]

Hahahahaaaaa!! Fantastic! I can see the fat Arse brigade coming out in force! Congratulation for winning a cup....no wait, it Atletico.

 

[Mentor]

Peasant...twas a sad night..but i will not despair..na nimevaa jezi yangu ya chelsea leo regardless....
Blue forever....

 

[Peasant]

Peasant...twas a sad night..but i will not despair..na nimevaa jezi yangu ya chelsea leo regardless....
Blue forever....

Yeah, we're very poor. Hakuna hata mchezaji mmoja anaweza kusema kacheza vizuri. It's one of those nights. Anyway, tunaweza kutumia mechi hii kujipanga vizuri zaidi kwenye ligi.

 

[Mentor]

Yeah, we're very poor. Hakuna hata mchezaji mmoja anaweza kusema kacheza vizuri. It's one of those nights. Anyway, tunaweza kutumia mechi hii kujipanga vizuri zaidi kwenye ligi.

Correction: we WERE very poor.
Hehe kuna mtu kasema Mata na Torres ni mashabiki wa Atletico walituuza...nkakumbuka jana kwa interview ata ye mwenyewe alisema ivo..inaeza kua ilichangia? Ulisikia adi mashabiki wa Atletico were singing his name afta ze game??!
Nway ni game ya kujifunza mengi...Lampard apumzike more freq i think..esp on these games. Zile za ndani PL na FA awepo na terry na mikel...for Champions i think bado Essien anafaa na hawa vijana they jus nid more games...
Nothing gud comes on a silver platter.

 

[Viper]

expected results though A.madrid walimaliza 5th msimu uliopita! la liga chelsik 6th kwenye ligi ya wanaume! ... that rape was expected

 

[Viper]

......Open play hamuiwezi nyie, si mngepaki bus kama kawaida yenu (msubirie penalties?)
Haya sasa, aibu gani hii....

haha mkuu chelsea travel to monaco 4-1 goal! hehehe!

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[Wacha1]

Yeah, we're very poor. Hakuna hata mchezaji mmoja anaweza kusema kacheza vizuri. It's one of those nights. Anyway, tunaweza kutumia mechi hii kujipanga vizuri zaidi kwenye ligi.

Kwi kwi kwi, snuf snuf ..... ..... kwi kwi kwi snuf snuf ..... ..... .... Abraham o Vich alikuwa amechelewa kutoa mpunga kwa chababu ya kesi yake kule High court, alikuwa kaweka mpunga kwa kale kajaji ka kike ..... ..... kwi kwi kwi snuf snuf.

Khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ..... ...unaniumize weye khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Poleni sana najua hii inawauma na kuingia hadi kwenye mfupa mnachungulia tu chacha mnachubiri kwa hamu soka la kisasa la kesho pale Anfield khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ili mpate cha kuongea ... ... thubutu! Prof chio Kinyonga khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Give my regards to the losers ..... ..... .... hawa hapa chini. I know you're just a coward, no pride, no dignity just another supporter of mafioso.

FEELING BLUE ... Fern Tor the res, skipper Fran Lamps and John Obi Mikel
reflect on a disappointing night


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[BelindaJacob]

Kilikuwa kichapo kikali, poleni Bluez..noumerr!!

 

[Ubumuntu]

....Giggs, Scholes, Rio, Vidic, Evra, Carrick........

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[TD="class: xl345543"]#[/TD]
[TD="class: xl295543, colspan: 2"]Club[/TD]
[TD="class: xl325543"]Years[/TD]
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[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]1[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Norwich City[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]25.08[/TD]
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[TD="class: xl275543"][/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]2
[/TD]
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[TD="class: xl315543"]Manchester United[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]25.31[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"][/TD]
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[TR]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]3[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Arsenal[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]25.33[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
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[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]4[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Liverpool[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]25.42[/TD]
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[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]5[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Sunderland[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]25.5[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]6[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Newcastle United[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]25.54[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
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[TR]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]7[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Manchester City[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]25.73[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]8[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Swansea City[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]25.75[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]9[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Wolverhampton Wanderers[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]25.76[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
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[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]10[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Blackburn Rovers[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]25.79[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
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[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]11[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Everton[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]26.41[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]12[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Wigan Athletic[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]26.5[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[/TR]
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[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]13[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Aston Villa[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]26.54[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
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[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]14[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Tottenham Hotspur[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]26.81[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
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[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]15[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]West Bromwich Albion[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]26.84[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
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[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]16[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Bolton Wanderers[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]26.89[/TD]
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[/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]17[/TD]
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[TD="class: xl315543"]Chelsea[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]27.58[/TD]
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[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]18[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Queens Park Rangers[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]27.85[/TD]
[TD="class: xl275543"]
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[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]19[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Fulham[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]28.04[/TD]
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[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl355543"]20[/TD]
[TD="class: xl395543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl315543"]Stoke City[/TD]
[TD="class: xl335543"]28.42[/TD]
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[TD="class: xl275543"] [/TD]
[TD="class: xl345543, colspan: 3"]Average Squad Age[/TD]
[TD="class: xl385543"]26.35[/TD]
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My Football Facts & Stats | Premier League | Squad Ages

Bring it on pensioners...

 

[Giro]

Kilikuwa kichapo kikali, poleni Bluez..noumerr!!

Cha paka shume. Inabidi jamaa waendelee na old style yao waliyoizoea, haya mambo ya gonga ngonga yanawenyewe,usijifanye mvuvi wakati hujui kuogelea au mkwezi kumbe hujui kukwea mnazi we bora ujisubirie wachuuzi. Walifikiri wanacheza goma lasindimba kumbe nikabuuumbu bana.

 

[Wacha1]

Cha paka shume. Inabidi jamaa waendelee na old style yao waliyoizoea, haya mambo ya gonga ngonga yanawenyewe,usijifanye mvuvi wakati hujui kuogelea au mkwezi kumbe hujui kukwea mnazi we bora ujisubirie wachuuzi. Walifikiri wanacheza goma lasindimba kumbe nikabuuumbu bana.

Uwi uwi uwi mbona unawaumiza wenzio weye! Khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee