Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[stakehigh]

mmegoma tena kwenda Uganda 🤣🤣 sasa inatakiwa tuconnect na malawi, zambia etc, Tz becomes the connector wa south🤣🤣🤣


View: https://x.com/Apophis2032/status/2104246569440534872?s=20

 

[game over]

Huwa mnatuita wazungu weusi wakati nyie ndio wazungu weusi Shida tu kizungu hamkijui. Yani rangi yenu Waafrika Ila huko kwenu mnaiona Kama matusi. Mtanzania akitaka kukutusi atakuita mweusi utadhani Kwao ni wazungu. No wonder Shida ya kujichubua IPO sana huko Bongolala. Yani hamjipendi kabisa. Mnatamani mngekuwa wazungu. Sometimes I read some of your country men's comments on social media and I'm astonished with the self hate - na vile mnapenda kutuita wazungu weusi Kumbe ni projection tu. Muone huyu hapa kwa mfano:-
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huwa tunawashangaa mnavyoshoboka na wazungu. I’ve personally lived in a corporate for years so najua utamaduni wenu wa kusujudia wazungu, na hii imeenda mbali zaidi kiasi cha kuaujudia hata wahindi mabosi zenu sababu ya stupid & Blind capitalism policies your senior land grabber Jomo Kenyatta adapted .

Siku moja nilikuwa bar moja pale Sandton , wale wahudumu walikuwa wanapuuza meza yetu sababu sisi ni waafrica wakawa wanahudumia tu meza za wazungu, that’s typical you Kunyans.
Nikukumbushe tu , Kenya lilikuwa koloni la mwingereza, hata leo ni koloni la mwingereza, and eventually marekani,
Tanzania haikuwa koloni la mwingereza
ndio maana we do show anyone the good middle finger without giving danm rat’s ass. Yaani siku ile ulisikia Samia Suluhu Hassan anaambia marekani “Who are You” haikuwa bahati mbaya, that has been the practice.

 

[stakehigh]

yes she does and approved 🤣

View: https://x.com/PrinceJoeII/status/2104219558353522826?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

 

[stakehigh]

walijua wamepata beach 🤣🤣

View: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSbL7q8w2/

 

[stakehigh]

duu

View: https://x.com/Weyne_west/status/2104164880689275317?s=20

 

[Traveller D]

I know you are a bongolala but I didn't expect you to be this thick!

When we say 10% of Dar is connected to sewer system, hatumaanishi Dar land mass. We simply mean households Nyamwezi. Dar is 1600 square meters but we know there are areas within that boundary that do not even have houses, ni mashamba za mihogo and shrubland.

The 40% figure in Nairobi represents a much bigger figure coz Nairobi is built up in almost every section.

Now do the math again and come back later

Hizi ni pumba tupu.

 

[stakehigh]

mwaiofhawaii ndo hawa hawa KDF mlikua mnatuambia ama

View: https://x.com/BonayaHappi/status/2104267359468806481?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

hii ni mambo gan tena

View: https://x.com/Rodicagsfp/status/2104171252206260689?s=20

 

[NairobiWalker]

huwa tunawashangaa mnavyoshoboka na wazungu. I’ve personally lived in a corporate for years so najua utamaduni wenu wa kusujudia wazungu, na hii imeenda mbali zaidi kiasi cha kuaujudia hata wahindi mabosi zenu sababu ya stupid & Blind capitalism policies your senior land grabber Jomo Kenyatta adapted .

Siku moja nilikuwa bar moja pale Sandton , wale wahudumu walikuwa wanapuuza meza yetu sababu sisi ni waafrica wakawa wanahudumia tu meza za wazungu, that’s typical you Kunyans.
Nikukumbushe tu , Kenya lilikuwa koloni la mwingereza, hata leo ni koloni la mwingereza, and eventually marekani,
Tanzania haikuwa koloni la mwingereza
ndio maana we do show anyone the good middle finger without giving danm rat’s ass. Yaani siku ile ulisikia Samia Suluhu Hassan anaambia marekani “Who are You” haikuwa bahati mbaya, that has been the practice.

Stop lying bro. 😂😂😂
Tanzanians hate being African. Mtanzania akikutusi atakwambia wewe no mweusi. Hata hicho kiingereza mkijofunza mnataka kuongea na accent ya wazungu alafu mnakaa mafala. Huku Kenya huwa tunawasema that mnajifunza accent kabla mjifunze kiingereza chenyewe. Unalia mtu anasema 'woraa' wakati kiingereza chenyewe ni broken.😂😂😂

 

[stakehigh]

Nicxie anadhan ni china uku

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@muthoni.nyagah/video/7675713497828691221?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

 

[Geza Ulole]

sisi tuliletewa ile siasa ya vitol bahrain 🤣🤣


View: https://x.com/kenya_ports/status/2103865865535889588?s=46

Ulitaka iweje? Tulia mzee Dangote asikutishe! Museveni ndiye kashika mpini!

 

[Traveller D]

Huyu dada bwana huko Ticktock ameimwagia maua yake Bongo.com mixer kuita wazungu waingizane bongo for the better living. Soma sasa comments za wanuka mavi, kumamaezao hawa shetani wasivyotupenda. 👇🏾
View: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSb6SuAA6/.

Mind you, huyu dada wa kiamerika hajata Kenya popote kwenye maongezi yake, lakini cheki hizo roho mbovu za wanuka mavi

Why are these fools hating on us.? Wanuka nnya. 😂😂😂

 

[Traveller D]

Stop lying bro. 😂😂😂
Tanzanians hate being African. Mtanzania akikutusi atakwambia wewe no mweusi. Hata hicho kiingereza mkijofunza mnataka kuongea na accent ya wazungu alafu mnakaa mafala. Huku Kenya huwa tunawasema that mnajifunza accent kabla mjifunze kiingereza chenyewe. Unalia mtu anasema 'woraa' wakati kiingereza chenyewe ni broken.😂😂😂

Wewe utamuweza wapi mtanzania anaejua kiingereza matako wewe, kiswahili chenyewe hujui, kiingereza cha kuokoteza okoteza ( kiingereza cha mafungu) chenye accent ya kidwanzi kama unachoongea wewe, unadhani utamtisha nani humu.? 😂😂😂

Unanifurahishaga sana unavyojimwambafai wakati hata kiswahili chako chenyewe hunyooshi matamshi, kibongo bongo wew ni mshamba mmoja tu, kama ulikua hujui leo nakusanua.

 

[Traveller D]

Yoo one of the strongest reason ya kuzarauliwa wakunya huku bongo ni vile ambavyo hakuna lugha wanayoijua, accent za watu wa vijijini. Viingereza vya mafungu mafungu 😂😂😂 very funny people.. they don’t know neither Swahili nor English.

Kama mtu hawezi kunyoosha lugha yoyote huyo ni lofa tu. Mimi binafsi huwa simtilii maanani mtu ambae hata matamshi yake binafsi hana uwezo wa kuyanyoosha ..

 

[stakehigh]

Ulitaka iweje? Tulia mzee Dangote asikutishe! Museveni ndiye kashika mpini!

jamaa alikimbilia kwa m7 mapema sana 🤣 🤣 akajua kapata dodo

 

[babayao255]

Huyu dada bwana huko Ticktock ameimwagia maua yake Bongo.com mixer kuita wazungu waingizane bongo for the better living. Soma sasa comments za wanuka mavi, kumamaezao hawa shetani wasivyotupenda. 👇🏾
View: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSb6SuAA6/. View attachment 3679479View attachment 3679480View attachment 3679481Mind you, huyu dada wa kiamerika hajata Kenya popote kwenye maongezi yake, lakini cheki hizo roho mbovu za wanuka mavi

Why are these fools hating on us.? Wanuka nnya. 😂😂😂

Niliandika leo mchana.
Shida ni umasikini bro, huwezi kuta Mtanzania anahangaika na post ambayo haijataja Tanzania. 😂😂😂

Hawa wakunya wana matatizo ya akili, nimekuta video Tiktok mwenzao amepanda Air Tanzania, kufungua comments section wanamind kwanini amepanda Air Tanzania.
Enyewe umasikini sio poa. 😂😂😂

 

[Traveller D]

Niliandika leo mchana.

Yani jamaa hawatupendi kisenge, hata sijui ni kwanini hasa, tumezungukwa na watu mafala sana kiukweli.

 

[babayao255]

Yani jamaa hawatupendi kisenge, hata sijui ni kwanini hasa, tumezungukwa na watu mafala sana kiukweli.

Shida ni umasikini bro, huwezi kuta Mtanzania anadili na post ambayo haijataja Tanzania.
Mtanzania hudili na post iliyotaja Tanzania.

 

[Traveller D]

Shida ni umasikini bro, huwezi kuta Mtanzania anadili na post ambayo haijataja Tanzania.
Mtanzania hudili na post iliyotaja Tanzania.

Wanatuogopa kweli kweli, hawa wanuka mavi. 😂😂😂