Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Hakuna cha same purpose hapa🤣🤣😂.
This is not Skybox and it will never serve the same purpose as skybox🤣😂😂

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Considering there is no any active league in Kenya for that facility,
I can bet how this pitch will look like months after Afcon , trust me it will be more of goats grazing fields, Mark my words.
whats funny its $1.2B after AFCON for payment
 
I love the way Tanzanians invest heavily in Public Transport PSVs,
Yaani kwa namna nchi ilivyo kubwa, Traveling is fast becoming lucrative art,
Every trip is an Adventure..
Safari za Dar mbeya zimekuwa na ushindani sana, Traders pushing in Cash just to satisfy their consumers growing expectations.
In some poor countries like Kenya watu husafiri kwenye old, primitive Jalopies za mwaka 1988 despite the technological dynamics.
See the PSVs for Only Dar Mbeya Route, Mind you all of them are owned by Mbeya businessmen and are bough at 0km, Special orders to the factory with unique specifications by the Buyer.
These are just few companies operating the route, I have excluded the dorminant and Legendary
ABC Bus (the most trusted & dorminant company with 8 buses a day , yaani bus 8 zinatoka mbeya na 8 zinatoka dar per day) All fully booked,
Halafu kuna New Force (this one is a Chinese company), And many more companies.
Kuna wakunya husema used from China🤣,
Unlike in some poor countries like Kenya, Tanzania Market has no room for nganya and canter trucks, consumer expectations be so high, from time management to comfort, consumer never tolerate breakdowns, bedbugs and leaking roofs.
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Good for you.
What I love about Kenya is that most of this money is lunch money to us.
We are capable of mobilizing the entire Rwandese or Burundian entire budgets for Nairobi alone, in one year.
Ongoing projects right now Affordable Housing in Nairobi ALONE ($1.2 B):
Talanta Stadium ($400m), Bomas ($400m), Nairobi Rivers ($400m) Overpasses ($200m) , And that's just the National government.
Private sector and County government are doing double that; more than President of China can find
Tatu City alone as Geza Ulole will soon realize has more 15+ floor projects under construction than the entire Dar vumbi President of China .

The day we vote out our selfish leaders and bring in visionary ones, we'll overtake you in natural gas too in one afternoon - which we don't produce. (Same as everyone in the world knows Kilimanjaro is in Kenya because you are bongolala idiots.)
Bongolala nyinyi.
All international trades will happen in Nairobi, because you are naturally ujamaa morons with no international exposure, and almost zero English to understand when the white man is conning you.
How are you even going to start to compete?

Also, unlike bongoslum, Nairobi has the added advantage of not looking like Gaza. We don't need to demolish 98% of our buildings to create a proper city. We inherited an already properly planned city so all we did was continue.
 
Good for you.
What I love about Kenya is that most of this money is lunch money to us.
We are capable of mobilizing the entire Rwandese or Burundian entire budgets for Nairobi alone, in one year.
Ongoing projects right now Affordable Housing in Nairobi ALONE ($1.2 B):
Talanta Stadium ($400m), Bomas ($400m), Nairobi Rivers ($400m) Overpasses ($200m) , And that's just the government.
Private sector is doing double that; more than President of China can find
Tatu City alone as Geza Ulole will soon realize has more 15+ floor projects under construction than the entire Dar vumbi President of China .
How are you even going to start to compete?

unlike bongoslum, we don't need to demolish 90% of our buildings to create a proper city.
WRONG, you dont have the ability to prepare any budget you only have the ability to get loans for a budget that needs to pay other loans
 
Good for you.
What I love about Kenya is that most of this money is lunch money to us.
We are capable of mobilizing the entire Rwandese or Burundian entire budgets for Nairobi alone, in one year.
Ongoing projects right now Affordable Housing in Nairobi ALONE ($1.2 B):
Talanta Stadium ($400m), Bomas ($400m), Nairobi Rivers ($400m) Overpasses ($200m) , And that's just the government.
Private sector is doing double that; more than President of China can find
Tatu City alone as Geza Ulole will soon realize has more 15+ floor projects under construction than the entire Dar vumbi President of China .

The day we vote out our selfish leaders and bring in visionary ones, we'll overtake you in natural gas we don't produce, in one afternoon.
How are you even going to start to compete?

unlike bongoslum, we don't need to demolish 90% of our buildings to create a proper city.
Hahah which kenya mate ?
Your broke government is unable to fund a 10km road on its own,
Even that atalanta stadium who is funding it ?
Beside, Your overall ongoing projects are inconsequential when compared to TZ’s, you seem so oblivious.
 
Hahah which kenya mate ?
Your broke government is unable to fund a 10km road on its own,
Even that atalanta stadium who is funding it ?
Beside, Your overall ongoing projects are inconsequential when compared to TZ’s, you seem so oblivious.

I watch a lot of Youtube and movies.

I have never once heard any foreigner say they visited and want to return or settle in Dar slum or Tanzania
Even Nigerians for f*ck sake. and these niggas settle anywhere & everywhere. But bongo environment and economy is too low even for them. That's where they draw the line.

But Kenya is paradise for them. 90% refuse to leave.
Your city looks like shit. Kama Gaza after the bombings. President of China , what are you going to do about it?

There are now more 20+ floor buildings under construction in Westlands - Nairobi alone today, than there are (both built or being built) in the entire Tanzania, Uganda, Burundi, Rwanda, South Sudan, Somalia COMBINED.

I did the math and Westlands alone got the entire region COMBINED beat by a comfortable margin.

This week, I just realized there is a whole community of Nigerians in Kenya advocating on TikTok how they should behave and not piss off Kenyans like it's happening in SA.

Funniest and most intelligent part ni venye wali advice their fellow Nigerians to keep away from wantam/tutam politics. Please as a TZ bongolala, jaribu pia. 😀 😀

Please teach your fellow bongolala omba ombas, wakenya tuna undugu.. but heshima na utulivu muhimu kabla yale ya SA ianza kutuingia pia.
 
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