Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[stakehigh]

Quick story,
At some point nkiwa , i met 2 kenyans at country X who were taxi drivers, after i recognized one them, we now started chatting via swahili, and i was curios to know how he landed there

I ended up shocked after i heard a sentence saying "he is there temporary and his final is russia war"



View: https://x.com/citizentvkenya/status/2062966286196347292?s=20

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Point yako nn mkuu

Wewe ni kipofu or hauwezi kusoma?

Ameulizwa swali, "utakabiliana vipi ama utakwepa vipi vikwazo?"

She was to give a detailed explanation of her government's promptitude in addressing whichever challenge stands in their way.

Badala ajibu swali, yeye anaongea kama muuza mitumba or bodaboda rider🚮

View: https://x.com/KipepeComrade/status/2063073802951467210

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://www.facebook.com/metroskenya/posts/pfbid0386WwrfoyCrRgySSi65SEvjuWCcUKkMtCTtVYdQSmQNFkhbABJh2XLhWhB7hbhiV7l?__tn__=%2CO*F

MY TAKE
Wazee wa kupika data wanaanza kushtukiwa!

 

[Geza Ulole]

Bruh 60000+ 😂
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naona Talanta kuna mageti ya mabanda ya nguruwe!

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/DGAfrica_MFA/status/2062905255344357549

 

[The best 007]

Mbivu na mbichi 😂 😂 View attachment 3601988View attachment 3601996View attachment 3601987
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Uwanja haujakamilika lkn tayari unaonekana ni jua kali 😂😂😂😂😂

 

[The best 007]

I think Wabongolala wamechezewa hapa… I now highly doubt this stadium can even fit 20k fans …. Some things are not making sense…
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Utoto

 

[The best 007]

Hizi ndo nyasi za bil ngap vile

Hawa jamaa ni malofa kweli kweli, wenzao tumeshatoka kwenye haya manyasi ya aina hii, tupo kwenye hybrid kama ulaya, wao wamewekewa manyasi asilia kama kasarani 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hawapaswi kuandaa hii michuano, watatuaibisha hawa washamba.

 

[BlietzKrieg]

I don’t really think we paid enough attention to this map … this a crucial decision making factor for investors in relation to the purchasing power of a country”s population. Forget about Tanzania for now ( they are insignificant) and focus on Ethiopia and DRC.
It tells a lot about how Kenya remains the financial gateway of East and Central Africa.
Add Dangote next year on that list .View attachment 3601958

Kenya imezingirwa na Nchi za kipuzi sana.
Hadi ghana na ivory coast zinawashinda

 

[President of China]

Point yako nn mkuu

Huyo anaendeleza siasa za maji taka za akina Maria Sarungi

 

[NairobiWalker]

Arusha stadium View attachment 3601979View attachment 3601980

Inakaa k**a mtaro. 😂😂😂😂

 

[Nicxie]

Look at the dude educating me on low standards, you alright bro?

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These stairs got my attention 😂😂😂😂
Zinakaa kama za zile bedsitters za pipeline 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alafu they are talking about quality!! What quality????

 

[Nicxie]

though they look worse how can we prove its desgined in kenya? did you abandon isuzu?

Pole nyamwezi. We are worlds apart

Kenya — BasiGo

www.basi-go.com

 

[Nicxie]

Hizi picha zenye filters ndio kichaka chako eeh.? Haya nakifyeka. Angalia cheap stadium yenu pumbavu zenu. 👇🏾View attachment 3601981View attachment 3601982jifunze Arusha stadium.. 👇🏾View attachment 3601983View attachment 3601984sisi hatutengenezi vitu kijua kali like you stupid people.

Hamtengenezi vitu kijuakali wakati mko na na stairs in the middle of the terrace imejipinda kama mrija ya punda!🤣🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

Bruh 60000+ 😂
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Wangefinya viti kama walivyofanya ile maku ya Arusha this stadium could comfortably fit 70,000 seats

 

[Nicxie]

Kamalia hapo hapo kwenye capacity. Everyone knows this stadium is below standards.

Off course according to Nyamwezi witches who even prophesied it will never be built 😂😂

 

[Nicxie]

View: https://www.facebook.com/metroskenya/posts/pfbid0386WwrfoyCrRgySSi65SEvjuWCcUKkMtCTtVYdQSmQNFkhbABJh2XLhWhB7hbhiV7l?__tn__=%2CO*F

MY TAKE
Wazee wa kupika data wanaanza kushtukiwa!

Aliyewazuia kupika data ni nani?

 

[Nicxie]

naona Talanta kuna mageti ya mabanda ya nguruwe!

Talanta haitajengwa mark my words 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Nicxie]

Uwanja haujakamilika lkn tayari unaonekana ni jua kali 😂😂😂😂😂

Talanta haitajengwa mark my words 🤣 🤣 🤣

Sasa iyo Talanta iko wapi, sisi tayari tuna uwanja wa kisasa unaobeba watu zaidi ya 60k na sasa upo kwenye maboresho, we unaongea kitu ambacho hamna.

Kwa uchumi wenu ulivyo hovyo plus viongozi waongo waongo unadhani mnaweza kujenga kiwanja chenye ukubwa sawa na Mkapa stadium? Mpaka hivi tunaongea sisi kaka zenu tushaanza maandalizi tangu mwaka jana, nyinyi bado hata serikali haijasema chochote, mnaongea vitu vinavyosemwa mitandaoni na sio vilivyosemwa na serikali yenu, mnaakili kweli nyinyi? Mjenge uwanja usio na eneo la kukimbia alafu mtautumia kwa mchezo gani? Mpira kwenu hamna.

CAF watakuwa wajinga kiasi gani wasipeleke fainali Tz kwenye muamko wapeleke Kenya hata ligi tu inabebwa na watz, nani atakuja kuujaza huo uwanja?

FYI, hizo fainali tutaandaa wenyewe, nyie nchi za EA ni maskini hamuwezi kuandaa AFCON, kama unabisha niko nimekaa paleee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[kennedy0000]

These are manufactured statistics specifically meant to discredit certain countries that do not align with imperialist ideologies.

It's very easy to name your companies that have over$1b revenues. Gani hizo?
Do you wan Kenyan company names?