Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[kennedy0000]

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you can 'guide' AI to whatever conclusion you want. They are made to please.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Aisee Ukunduni…

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[kennedy0000]

Metric	Nextgen Mall (Nairobi)	EACLC (Dar es Salaam)
Gross Floor Area (GFA)	Approximately 65,000 sqm (700,000 sq ft)	Approximately 75,000 sqm (807,000 sq ft)
Total Number of Shops	~200 to 300 retail/office units	Over 2,000 distinct shops
Layout Style	Multi-story mixed-use tower (Retail + Commercial offices + Apartments)	4-story high-density horizontal commercial blocks
Parking Capacity	~600 vehicles	1,000+ vehicles

No offence, but EACLC ni marikiti.
Ati 2000 what ?😀😳
No difference na ile marikiti tunajenga Gikomba.

 

[kennedy0000]

22. Home City Shopping Mall zanama ilikuwa Quality Center

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Why is her face everywhere?

 

[kennedy0000]

Hii comment nimeikuta kule kwa mwenetu Bartin. Probably ni huyo fala. 🤣🤣🤣View attachment 3598531

I remember shopping at Shoppers. After Makufuli banned Brookside, I was so shocked I there literally was no Yoghurt. I think they had one European import. Expensive af.
I hope they have since built a milk industry 🤣

 

[kennedy0000]

Same google gives a record of 25,000 of tarmacked roads in Kenya while in actual sense no 10,000km are available in Ukunduni.


View: https://x.com/rodgers_adai/status/2061045588200693841?s=20
🤣🤣🤣

Kenya has a very extensive undocumented network of private and county government 'cabro' paving.
I've travelled across bongoslum, and I can confirm no similar network exists. Vumbi na matope everywhere

 

[President of China]

No offence, but EACLC ni marikiti.
Ati 2000 what ?😀😳
No difference na ile marikiti tunajenga Gikomba.

Umekula kweli?

 

[concordile 101]

Kenya has a very extensive undocumented network of private and county government 'cabro' paving.
I've travelled across bongoslum, and I can confirm no similar network exists. Vumbi na matope everywhere

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Kwako hii ni taramack road ?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kweli Ukunduni akili hamna mwenzio kashafanya research na la conclude hamna hata 10,000 km za barabara

 

[kennedy0000]

Kwako hii ni taramack road ?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kweli Ukunduni akili hamna mwenzio kashafanya research na la conclude hamna hata 10,000 km za barabara

Amini chochote unataka. Ni haki yako as a low iq individual.
But when 95% of the roads in your city look like this, I'll take the cabro any day.
And this is an actual pic of bongoslum.

 

[kennedy0000]

Kwako hii ni taramack road ?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kweli Ukunduni akili hamna mwenzio kashafanya research na la conclude hamna hata 10,000 km za barabara

Kama haungekuwa bongolala, you'd probably have heard about a beautiful city by the name Amsterdam. Covered with nothing but 'cabros'.
Tembea ufunguke akili.

 

[President of China]

Amini chochote unataka. Ni haki yako as a low iq individual.
But when 95% of the roads in your city look like this, I'll take the cabro any day.
And this is an actual pic of bongoslum.

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Picha ya 2009

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/PYRd2mFBFMM?is=IfGk5c0_R3t5T2Dc

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/Nh9ojfX3k0M?is=LjmYL0xaOuD8D8Y2

 

[nairobae]

Relax dude, I am not online every second wacha ku panic na sijafika hata nusu ya malls in just one Nairobi Estate called Karen na wewe naona next utapost petrol stations 😅😅😅

Bana Karen alone inashinda Dar is a slum kwa malls. Umefinya bongolala hadi akaanza kupost plazas kama malls. 😂 😂 😂

 

[nairobae]

Hii nayo ni mall? 😂😂😂
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A mall with one vehicle parked in front and no visible foot traffic!! 😂😂 At this rate, you'll call anything in Dar rising three or four floors a mall

Anchor tenant wa hii plaza ni kinyozi. 😂 😂 😂 Bongolala watatumaliza na ushamba.

 

[President of China]

Bana Karen alone inashinda Dar is a slum kwa malls. Umefinya bongolala hadi akaanza kupost plazas kama malls. 😂 😂 😂

Karen inaweza shindana na Msasani. Kumbuka watanzania hatupendi kuweka picha kwenye mitandao

 

[President of China]

Bana Karen alone inashinda Dar is a slum kwa malls. Umefinya bongolala hadi akaanza kupost plazas kama malls. 😂 😂 😂

Twende Head to head Karen vs Msasani

 

[kennedy0000]

Karen inaweza shindana na Msasani. Kumbuka watanzania hatupendi kuweka picha kwenye mitandao

Is there another Msasani, because you can't surely put Karen in the same sentence with this ugly slum I'm seeing below.

Karen

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6skh1_il_7I

Msasani

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiLu-uauXEg

 

[nairobae]

Twende Head to head Karen vs Msasani

Jifunze kwanza tofauti ya mall na plaza. Siwezi shindana na fala, you pose a threat to my knowledge. 😂 😂 😂

 

[President of China]

Jifunze kwanza tofauti ya mall na plaza. Siwezi shindana na fala, you pose a threat to my knowledge. 😂 😂 😂

So you want to escape the Karen vs Msasani battle by hiding in the bush?