Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/citizentvkenya/status/2057338224196952067?s=20

Huyu jamaa ana asili ya uchoko! Akiambiwa a-prove anachoongea? Na je mbona anasema sasa na si Ruto alipomwambia?

 

[coodip1]

Would you mind taking all these theories to Dangote?

Last time mlienda kumlilia Macron over TOTAL sasa hivi lazima muende kwa Tinubu 🤣🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

Only important countries like Egypt, SA, Morocco and Kenya ndio kuna barabara za kulipia. Nyinyi na umaskini wenu hakuna mtu anataka kulipia.

Tulipie barabara kodi yetu ifanye kazi gani au tuache iliwe na politicians?

 

[coodip1]

Nairobi expressway is 27km nyinyi munaplan kujenga ya 12km ya kuishia Airport. 😂 😂 😂

10km

 

[coodip1]

Are you aware that wakati wengine are rising economically Tanzania is sinking? Tanzanian economy is now position 13 in Africa 🤣🤣😂

We are rising on the ground, but you are rising on paper; that's the difference.

 

[coodip1]

Geza Ulole umeona video zozote za ujenzi wa lile bati?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqJEBeu9CqI&t=337s

Wapi tumetumia hadi darubini lakini wapi hakuna hata trace

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/Uchumi360/status/2057395660438003904

 

[coodip1]

eti Teargass hio increase imetoka wap kwenye GDP

View: https://x.com/KenyanSays/status/2057379491589005671?s=20

Halafu unaambiwa in 2 years GDP ime expand kwa USD 40bn!! unless there is some exotic calculations in play here 😁

 

[Chill]

Yalivyo majinga, badala yawe mabunifu yamebaki kuiga iga kila kitu. Elimu yenu inawasaidia nini nyie pimbiz.

😂😂😂😂boss, pimbiz hapa itabaki kua ile mnyama ilikuzaa ...na hujalia vizuri bado nataka ulie damu utoroke kama vile ulitoroka before 😂😂... Na bado! lia kabisa mbwa hii 👇👇
SIB International Center | Westlands | 32 floor...

 

[chongchung]

Mnapenda kujitekenya mkicheka wenyewe. Here is 16.5km from Mombasa CBD

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Kilifi sio Mombasa 😂😂😢

Give me 25km from CBD, dare this 😂
Mombasa is a street in Dodoma

 

[ndughuri msuya]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2056985078807367748 ruto anajua kuangaika,anatembeza bakuli kila nchi!

Nashidwa kumuelewa dalali huku Dangote kule Azerbaijan, huku Tanga kule Mombasa.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kilifi sio Mombasa 😂😂😢

Give me 25km from CBD, dare this 😂
Mombasa is a street in Dodoma
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Ona vile unabadilisha magoli. Kawaida ya Vumbistan.😂😂😂

 

[Chill]

Mnapenda kujitekenya mkicheka wenyewe. Here is 16.5km from Mombasa CBD

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Huyo asikusumbue,wacha tumkumbushe....
3Km from dar cbd...👇🤣😇...

 

[NairobiWalker]

Huyo asikusumbue,wacha tumkumbushe....
3Km from dar cbd...👇🤣😇...View attachment 3592240View attachment 3592243View attachment 3592244View attachment 3592245View attachment 3592247View attachment 3592248

Hivi hiyo estate ya mwisho inaitwa Mihogoni ama vipi?😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

Huyo asikusumbue,wacha tumkumbushe....
3Km from dar cbd...👇🤣😇...View attachment 3592240View attachment 3592243View attachment 3592244View attachment 3592245View attachment 3592247View attachment 3592248

picha za Dar miaka ile 2008 kumbe bado upo nazo.

 

[Chill]

Hivi hiyo estate ya mwisho inaitwa Mihogoni ama vipi?😂😂😂

🤣😂😂😂swali yangu ni moja, na huyu jamaa akona insurance kweli?, na akianguka kutoka ju ya hiyo modern shiny skyscraper anajenga kwa hio estate , ata survive kweli?

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[chongchung]

Ona vile unabadilisha magoli. Kawaida ya Vumbistan.😂😂😂

Hakuna straight line yenye 25km in Mombasa, utajikuta Lamu 😂😂 Dodoma can give Mombasa very hard time in all fonts

 

[Chill]

picha za Dar miaka ile 2008 kumbe bado upo nazo.

😂😂😂Hapana umekosea hizo ni picha za 315,000 years ago wakati bado hamkua mnajua kutembea, the period that you were still transitioning from ape to human...

 

[Teargass]

aya tupe na export numbers alafu mtuambie hio GDP yenu mmeitoa wap

Kwani GDP ni export pekee? Kweli wewe fala number moja🤣🤣😂🤣

 

[stakehigh]

Kwani GDP ni export pekee? Kweli wewe fala number moja🤣🤣😂🤣

Basi tuambie how GDP is calculated