Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[kennedy0000]

Headlines Bongoslum can only dream of.

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Congratulations on Shoppers Supermarket, Bongoslum, on finally hitting double digits.. 😂 😂 Bado

 

[Traveller D]

Mbilikimo unakuja kututisha na patter. 😂😂😂 Nimedhani hata ni fine dinning. Hii ushamba ya Tanga itakutoka lini?

Tanga na ushamba wapi na wapi mzee wa ushagoo.? Kuna watu wajanja kuliko sisi tunaotokea Indian Ocean kwa hii region.? 😂😂😂 kila kitu unaona sisi ndio tulitangulia kuona before zifike kijijini kwenu migori 50 years later.

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://x.com/responds24/status/2050513941709680708?s=20

 

[Teargass]

This is the most popular in kundustan. We have them everywhere in the country. NB: they are everywhere in Tanzania. 😂😂😂 it’s a common thing.

You are just unexposed. What you think are only available in Tanzania are all over Kenya. But what we have in Kenya hamna huko Tanzania 🤣🤣😂

 

[Teargass]

Mbilikimo unakuja kututisha na patter. 😂😂😂 Nimedhani hata ni fine dinning. Hii ushamba ya Tanga itakutoka lini?

Yani of all the things Jamaa ameamua atuonye platter dishes🤣😂😂.

Hiyo ndio ubaya kuwa mshamba.

 

[kennedy0000]

This one Bongoslum cannot even dream.
Naivas 112 branches last year. I can attest they've increased as I live in a place they've recently opened.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHVSVkfmkXc

 

[Traveller D]

You are just unexposed. What you think are only available in Tanzania are all over Kenya. But what we have in Kenya hamna huko Tanzania 🤣🤣😂

Wala hakuna anaekukataza kujipa moyo humu ndani. Ukiona nakuelemea tafuta picha zangu za zamani upost ili upate nafuu. 😂😂 mana wewe ndie unaeteseka kuliko wote humu. Utakufa zoea Tanzania.

 

[Teargass]

Tanga na ushamba wapi na wapi mzee wa ushagoo.? Kuna watu wajanja kuliko sisi tunaotokea Indian Ocean kwa hii region.? 😂😂😂 kila kitu unaona sisi ndio tulitangulia kuona before zifike kijijini kwenu migori 50 years later.

Yet hujui what a T-maker machine is🤣🤣😂

 

[stakehigh]

This one Bongoslum cannot even dream.
Naivas 112 branches last year. I can attest they've increased as I live in a place they've recently opened.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHVSVkfmkXc

why are you forcing those brands to be in tz? What if people have better alternative than those?

 

[stakehigh]

The background song

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@erickssekayiki/video/7629385057353944341?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

 

[Traveller D]

This one Bongoslum cannot even dream.
Naivas 112 branches last year. I can attest they've increased as I live in a place they've recently opened.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHVSVkfmkXc

Bro we do not depend on foreign brands. We are different, usifosi tufanane. 😂😂😂 every Tanzanian has an access to open their own outlets.

 

[Teargass]

why are you forcing those brands to be in tz? What if people have better alternative than those?

Vibanda ndio better alternatives?🤣🤣😂

 

[Teargass]

Bro we do not depend on foreign brands. We are different, usifosi tufanane. 😂😂😂 every Tanzanian has an access to open their own outlets.

So Naivas siku hizi ni foreign brand?🤣🤣😂

 

[stakehigh]

Vibanda ndio better alternatives?🤣🤣😂

So Nyie identity ya food yenu ni NAIVAS? KFC?
People travel from alot of places just to get taste of street food ya tz, infact Tanzania sells spices za most

Tanzania earned Sh25.2 billion from spices in 2025/2026 – report | The Eastleigh Voice

Tanzania remains among the world's leading producers of spices, ranking third globally in cardamom production and fifth in cloves.

eastleighvoice.co.ke

 

[Traveller D]

So Naivas siku hizi ni foreign brand?🤣🤣😂

Ukiona nakuelemea tafuta picha zangu za zamani post ili upate nafuu. Me sina huruma na wala sitaacha kuzodoa upuuzi wa kishamba wa ukundustan. 😂😂😂 kwahiyo kama nakutesa utateseka sana.

 

[kennedy0000]

Ata wazungu wanatambua disposable income.

 

[kennedy0000]

Bro we do not depend on foreign brands. We are different, usifosi tufanane. 😂😂😂 every Tanzanian has an access to open their own outlets.

Naivas stands for Naivasha. Tafuta map uangalie huko ni wapi. 😂 😂

 

[Teargass]

Ukiona nakuelemea tafuta picha zangu za zamani post ili upate nafuu. Me sina huruma na wala sitaacha kuzodoa upuuzi wa kishamba wa ukundustan. 😂😂😂 kwahiyo kama nakutesa utateseka sana.

Ushaanza kujishuku Mr. Baboonman?🤣😂😂

I don't have to post your ugly pictures to show how unexposed you are.

 

[stakehigh]

This one Bongoslum cannot even dream.
Naivas 112 branches last year. I can attest they've increased as I live in a place they've recently opened.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHVSVkfmkXc

Acha ushamba, Those brands will only function if foreigners ndo wanaishi kwenye hio nchi sana, Most countries wana identity ya vyakula vyao which those brands cant make, Ever asked yourself why most Tanzanians struggle with taste ya vyakula vyenu?

Tanzania earns 191 mln USD from spice trade during 2025/2026 financial year

 

[Teargass]

Naivas stands for Naivasha. Tafuta map uangalie huko ni wapi. 😂 😂

Huyo ni Mshamba mzoee Tu😂😂