Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Traveller D]

Wacha nimuweke ignore list. 😂😂😂

Mtie ignore list anaongeaga pumba tu. Anataka lazima tunavyoendesha mambo yetu tufanane na wao, ndio ili eti miji yetu ionekane mikubwa.. sasa huo si uwehu kabisa. 😂😂😂

 

[Nicxie]

Mtie ignore list anaongeaga pumba tu. Anataka lazima tunavyoendesha mambo yetu tufanane na wao, ndio ili eti miji yetu ionekane mikubwa.. sasa huo si uwehu kabisa. 😂😂😂

Mihogo nation 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargass]

Munataka kuji compare na Kenya with your 3 branches.

Mwambie Galitos is a local brand with 35 branches.

 

[Teargass]

Ni kijiji, kama local brands haziko huko hata international brands haziwezi patikana.

Mwanza enyewe I'm sure hata Cinema haina😂😂🤣

 

[nairobae]

Big Square Eldoret, A local brand with over 10 chains.

 

[nairobae]

Mwambie Galitos is a local brand with 35 branches.

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Galitos ni ya SA. But Kenya is their biggest market in East Africa and probably out of SA.

 

[Teargass]

Galitos ni ya SA. But Kenya is their biggest market in East Africa and probably out of SA.

Tanzanians bado hawajui what middle class is. There's a reason there are a lot of retail and restaurant chains thrive in Kenya. Even Cj which is a Ugandan brand thrives in Kenya more than Uganda🤣🤣😂


View: https://x.com/i/status/2003426717185245523

 

[nairobae]

Mtie ignore list anaongeaga pumba tu. Anataka lazima tunavyoendesha mambo yetu tufanane na wao, ndio ili eti miji yetu ionekane mikubwa.. sasa huo si uwehu kabisa. 😂😂😂

Zoea mihogo za Tanga, this subject is beyond of your little baboon knowledge. 😂 😂 😂

 

[Teargass]

Zoea mihogo za Tanga, this subject is beyond of your little baboon knowledge. 😂 😂 😂

Jamaa wamekasirika Hadi wakakubaliana kukuignore🤣🤣😂🤣.

Huwa hawapendi kuambiwa ukweli🤣.

 

[Nicxie]

Picture this...umeenda Artcaffe, Java House, Creamy Inn, Debonairs, Subway, Galito's or any such outlet across Kenya. You sit down, the waiter/waitress comes to take your order then boom....niletee mihogo! The waiter/waitress assumes they haven't gotten you well and they ask again. You repeat the same thing, this time, a little bit louder so they they can get you well. All of a sudden, you become the center of attraction, with some not so very kind characters laughing uncontrollably! People stop eating and start looking at you wondering which cave you've come from. All eyes are on you with mouths agape, clearly showing their intense surprise at your order. Then reality hits you, you realize you are in Nairobi, not Dar is slum!

 

[Teargass]

Picture this...umeenda Artcaffe, Java House, Creamy Inn, Debonairs, Subway, Galito's or any such outlet across Kenya. You sit down, the waiter/waitress comes to take your order then boom....niletee mihogo!

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

 

[babayao255]

Mtie ignore list anaongeaga pumba tu. Anataka lazima tunavyoendesha mambo yetu tufanane na wao, ndio ili eti miji yetu ionekane mikubwa.. sasa huo si uwehu kabisa. 😂😂😂

Tayari yupo ignore list. 😂😂😂

 

[nairobae]

Jamaa wamekasirika Hadi wakakubaliana kukuignore🤣🤣😂🤣.

Huwa hawapendi kuambiwa ukweli🤣.

Hawa hua hawakubali kushindwa, ukiona wamepotea jua tu hawana comeback. Wameenda kutafuta na wamekosa. Wako karibu kurudi na story za mihogo and eating healthy.😂 😂 😂

 

[nairobae]

Tayari yupo ignore list. 😂😂😂

Umekosa jibu, enda utafute Facebook yangu ulete mapicha ju hunanga content.

 

[Traveller D]

Picture this...umeenda Artcaffe, Java House, Creamy Inn, Debonairs, Subway, Galito's or any such outlet across Kenya. You sit down, the waiter/waitress comes to take your order then boom....niletee mihogo! The waiter/waitress assumes they haven't gotten you well and they ask again. You repeat the same thing, this time, a little bit louder so they they can get you well. All of a sudden, you become the center of attraction, with some not so very kind characters laughing uncontrollably! People stop eating and start looking at you wondering which cave you've come from. All eyes are on you with mouths agape, clearly showing their intense surprise at your order. Then reality hits you, you realize you are in Nairobi, not Dar is slum!

Mihogo tunayokula bongo sio mihogo unayokula kwenu umavimavini, usifosi tufanane mzee. Hii menu pekee ni 40k- 50k Tzs. 👇🏾
View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXy18YQsPR2/?igsh=MWd6cWYxejNieHlrag==. Hizo chicken wings za KFC or whatever it is are very cheap compared to Mihogo we are eating in Tz.

 

[Nicxie]

Tanzanians bado hawajui what middle class is. There's a reason there are a lot of retail and restaurant chains thrive in Kenya. Even Cj which is a Ugandan brand thrives in Kenya more than Uganda🤣🤣😂


View: https://x.com/i/status/2003426717185245523

Yani it has been in Kenya for roughly eight years and it already has 9 branches wakati Uganda imekuwepo for 21 years na ndio wako na 11 branches! When we tell minyamwezi nani ndio kusema ukanda huu wanaona ni mzaha

 

[Traveller D]

Msifosi tufanane wazee. 😂😂😂 mihogo tunayokula bongo haujawahi kula kuanzia uzaliwe. Ndio kwanza unaona vile inakuwaga. Nicxie 👇🏾
View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DUXcJgSDVxu/?igsh=a3dtd3c5eWVtZzZk.

 

[Nicxie]

Hawa hua hawakubali kushindwa, ukiona wamepotea jua tu hawana comeback. Wameenda kutafuta na wamekosa. Wako karibu kurudi na story za mihogo and eating healthy.😂 😂 😂

Watarudi na picha za Kibera 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Traveller D]

Yani it has been in Kenya for roughly eight years and it already has 9 branches wakati Uganda imekuwepo for 21 years na ndio wako na 11 branches! When we tell minyamwezi nani ndio kusema ukanda huu wanaona ni mzaha

KFCs na takataka zingine ndio maana ya middle class.? 😂😂😂 kuku za 10k Tzs ndio ziwezane na samaki mihogo za 40k - 50k.? Basi wazee mnayo safari ndeefu sana.

 

[nairobae]

Another episode ya GDP ya makaratasi. This is a Kenyan brand with 44 chain of stores countrywide.