Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Nicxie]

View: https://x.com/NyakundiReport/status/2039987604372770892
wameanza ku-count internal travellers! Itabidi na sisi tuanze hii maneno! December watu wakienda ushago tunahesabu! Wakienda Zanzibar tunahesabu! Wakienda Kili marathon tunahesabu! Wakienda sauti za Busara, tuhesabu! wakienda Bongoyo Island na Pugu forest, tunahesabu! Morogoro Uluguru Mountains tunahesabu!

Reasoning like someone who never went to school. Wewe unadhani tourist ni yule tu mzungu kutoka ulaya anayekuja nchi zetu?

Kwa maisha yako yote hujui kuna kikundi cha tourists huitwa domestic tourists?

 

[President of China]

Kuna series nyingine kali inaitwa Bakora mzee hii ni kiboko. wabongo wameamua:


View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DWrIblXiZOD/

 

[President of China]

Talanta haitajengwa, mark my words

Haitaisha

Haitafanana na render

Haitakuwa approved na CAF

Kipofu kaona mwezi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kila mtu anajua wakenya ni washamba wa kutupwa.

 

[Nicxie]

Kila mtu anajua wakenya ni washamba wa kutupwa.

The pot calling the kettle black!

 

[Nicxie]

Mitanganyika wanashobokea Nairobi kinoma hapa

View: https://youtu.be/1WwAfaAB2NQ?si=pZGBHitE7Xa53lJg

 

[President of China]

Kuna bonge la movie lingine linaitwa JENINA hatari na nusu

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[President of China]

The pot calling the kettle black!

Are you a pot or a kettle?

 

[nairobae]

ila si hiyo uliyo-quote! inadanganyanya!

Nimedanganya wapi?

 

[Nicxie]

Are you a pot or a kettle?

I am Talanta Haitajengwa

 

[Geza Ulole]

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saafii ataenda viral! naona Wakundustani wanalalamika! 🙂 🙂

 

[Geza Ulole]

Nimedanganya wapi?

umetoa wapi 55% YOY growth Equity Bank?

 

[stakehigh]

saafii ataenda viral!

tayar ashaenda viral

 

[stakehigh]

useless team, unapigwa 100

 

[stakehigh]

Mitanganyika wanashobokea Nairobi kinoma hapa

View: https://youtu.be/1WwAfaAB2NQ?si=pZGBHitE7Xa53lJg

i wish you knew how many kenyans wanalilia kuja bongo, ni vile tu Madame samia alivosema hakuna kufanya small business in tz walilia sana, hata mm nlishakuja kenya but mpaka leo sina any reason why i should go back there, inshort its an overhyped slum

 

[Geza Ulole]

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[stakehigh]

Tuliza kende nyamwezi

kwan si ni kwel

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSncZqPDn0w&pp=ygUia2VueWEgY3VycmVuY3kgaXMgMzAgcGMgb3ZlcnByaWNlZA%3D%3D

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjCpXZAEBWg&pp=ygUia2VueWEgY3VycmVuY3kgaXMgMzAgcGMgb3ZlcnByaWNlZNIHCQnZCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3D

 

[President of China]

Chuchu Hans naye ameibukia huku. Mambo ni moto sana watu wanatembea:

 

[stakehigh]

Wow! You even know about soprano 🤣🤣 this is getting interesting.

What's the name of your Vice President again?

Ofcourse most of them i am connected to them in a way, thats how i know most of kenya news

 

[stakehigh]

Leo ranking haina umuhimu wowote. Just a few days ago it mattered a lot na tulikuwa tunakumbushwa siku siku vile nyinyi ni magwiji wa mpira coz you rank above us. Being a nyamwezi is a curse!

Kwahio ulidhan kusogea izo ranking za friendly matches ndo mmekua wakubwa sana 🤣 🤣 🤣 , Tanzania football ipo million miles ahead of you 🤣, if only you knew how many kenyans want to play in tz, kwa kifupi nyie bado sana yaani mko chini vibaya mno