Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[buffalo44]

Nilidhani hizi baiskeli za mbao ziko Congo tu, kumbe bongoslum pia ziko. 🤣 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/KigomaTanzania/status/1834921167615861247

Ila wewe jamaa unafurahisha, Imagine umefika hadi kigoma and guess what huko kigomo ukitaka kuonesha eti Kenya inaizidi utakazana na Nairobi.

Unatuona sisi wajinga eeh? Hiyo north Kenya wanayokula mizoga inaifikia kigoma?

 

[buffalo44]

Jamaa wanaumizwa sana na maendeleo ya TZ,ndio wapo tayari kuokota vipicha vya sehemu nyingine huko ili waichafue tu nchi yetu

Imagine jamaa kafika Kigoma na atakwambia ni Dar huku atatafuta picha ya Nairobi kuonesha ni nzuri kuliko Kigoma.

Wasenge sana wanasahau North Kenya kuna watu wanakufa kwa njaa, imagine unakufa kwa njaa huku wapuuzi wanakuita TAJIRI 😂😂

 

[President of China]

Johari Rotana - Dar es salaam Tanzania​

 

[buffalo44]

Nioneshe kilomita moja ya reli. Muda unakimbia sana. Kuna kenge walikuwa hawaamini vitu kama hivyo ndio vitakuwa juu ya reli yetu

😂😂😂😂

Huoni huyo mwingine kakimbilia Kigoma now huku akijichoresha imagine Kigoma 1000+kmh from Dar ndio anaenda kutafuta vitu vya kuonesha Nairobi ni nzuri.

While anaacha Northern Kenya mtu anaitwa TAJIRI anakula mzoga na anategemea msaada wa chakula, usalama zero.

Imagine

Yaani ni vichekesho tupu, mtu anakunaga na msaada wa Daftari wa kupewa primary.

Huku yeye ana msaada wa kuzuia kunya vichakani 😂

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/qpco9oNA734?si=QWPEoOkiW-_DtHU0

 

[Geza Ulole]

😂😂😂😂

Huoni huyo mwingine kakimbilia Kigoma now huku akijichoresha imagine Kigoma 1000+kmh from Dar ndio anaenda kutafuta vitu vya kuonesha Nairobi ni nzuri.

While anaacha Northern Kenya mtu anaitwa TAJIRI anakula mzoga na anategemea msaada wa chakula, usalama zero.

Imagine

Yaani ni vichekesho tupu, mtu anakunaga na msaada wa Daftari wa kupewa primary.

Huku yeye ana msaada wa kuzuia kunya vichakani 😂

Kigoma mbona ipo poa!?

View: https://x.com/kigomatanzania/status/1949464132346069032?s=46



View: https://x.com/tonsh14/status/1932380835136569732?s=46

 

[buffalo44]

🤣 🤣 🤣 wueeeeeehhh

Ila wewe fala hizo basi za Chaka kwa chaka si ndizo ziko hadi CBD Yenu au umeziona hizo ukazuzuka kua tupo kama nyie? What is this? Jitu lipo kuropoka as if lipo nchi ya maana.

Ingia kwa morara utoe tongotongo


View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMAYqd444/

 

[buffalo44]

Kigoma mbona ipo poa!?

View: https://x.com/kigomatanzania/status/1949464132346069032?s=46

Nasema huyo kenge amekosa baada ya vipodo vya ichoboy01 hapo CBD yao mwamba kaamua akimbilie Kigoma kutafuta kufidia

 

[concordile 101]

Sijui nasisi tuandamane kuwa tunataka kuzuiwa

https://www.theeastafrican.co.ke/tea/business-tech/kenya-plans-air-passenger-tax-5168516

🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Mbudya Island - Dar es salaam​

 

[President of China]

Bongoyo Island - Dar es salaam Tanzania​

 

[coodip1]

Ulisema you'll prove me wrong. I'm still waiting.
Thika road has sidewalks from Nairobi to Thika. Take that to the bank. Mkipata sidewalks kidogo mnaona ni miujiza. Mnapenda ubishi wa kiujinga.

Embu tuoneshe side walks hapa. people are literally walking on the road.

View: https://youtu.be/I507n39mQbo?si=OqGUVFbLAo0NVLOJ

 

[Mpwimbe]

😂😂😂😂

Huoni huyo mwingine kakimbilia Kigoma now huku akijichoresha imagine Kigoma 1000+kmh from Dar ndio anaenda kutafuta vitu vya kuonesha Nairobi ni nzuri.

While anaacha Northern Kenya mtu anaitwa TAJIRI anakula mzoga na anategemea msaada wa chakula, usalama zero.

Imagine

Yaani ni vichekesho tupu, mtu anakunaga na msaada wa Daftari wa kupewa primary.

Huku yeye ana msaada wa kuzuia kunya vichakani 😂

Huyo jamaa wameshaanza kumuita WORIA aka Somali

 

[coodip1]

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They even have donkey ambulances hao nyangau

 

[The best 007]

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Maku nyie

Kama hizi aiseee yn za tangu mkoloni mpaka leo, vijumba vimechoka kweli kweli, no wonder huwa wanaweka picha za mbali

 

[Marcelly]

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[The best 007]

Mahesabu yamekataa! Wameshindwa ku-cook Vitabu!


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Sisi tulio kwenye hiyo industry huwa tunacheka tukuona hawa wanuka mavi wakishangilia profit ya KQ, ndege ina ma delays na ma cancellation kila siku, na sio tu dar mpk nairobi ni mwendo huo huo, inawezaje ku record profit? Hata hizo loss wanazosema ni ndogo, hakuna abiria anaitegemea kq kwa safari, unaweza ukaondoka leo kwa kq kuelekea SA tu apo lkn ukafika keshokutwa, ndege ya kifala sn kq. Ukiona abiria anapanda kq ujue ni kwasababu ya cheap price.

 

[coodip1]

Unfortunately, hujui Kigoma ni wapi


View: https://youtu.be/FXreGWcZaHY?si=tVNm-wf-SE_XGDks

Kigoma ni 1600km from Dar

 

[coodip1]

Ndio inaingia kwenye ultra modern bus terminus. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Tofauti ya hii bus terminal na hizo zenu ni nini?

 

[coodip1]

Tanzanite sports Hub Mikocheni Opposite na Kota za Polisi au GSM Home Mikocheni.

Usiseme kota za polisi sema gated community au estates za polisi 😁