Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Hapo tulipigwa kaka, na hali inaweza kuzidi kuwa mbaya.

Huyu alitakiwa aihudumie Tanzania bara kama rais.
Tumemkosa mtu sana aisee.

Nani mna muongelea?

 

[Street Hawker]

Hakuna penye imeandikwa 2.5M Kibera Slum dwellers in 200 settlements. The article was clearly written there are approximately 2.5M dwellers in 200 settlements in Nairobi. Now type that in your darling ChatGPT utuambie Inakuonyesha nini.

Sasa mkuu hao 2.5M slum dwellers ni wachache? Ukizingatia population ya wakazi wa Nairobi haifiki hata wakazi 5M? Kwahiyo ukipiga hesabu hapo unapata slum dwellers ni zaidi ya nusu ya population ya wakazi wa Nairobi, inawezekana hata wengi wenu tunao chat nao pia ni slum dwellers, hii haikubaliki na ni kinyume na haki za binadamu.

 

[Street Hawker]

Je unaangalia airport au aliyepigwa picha kwenye airport?


View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DMneeseM9gI/?img_index=1&igsh=bDc1bHdvcXJmMmVm

Huyu ni mwanamke mzuri sana, wa wapi huyu? Lakini ajabu ya Mungu ni kwamba asilimia kubwa ya wanawake wa hivi huwa wana kasoro nyingi sana za kimaumbile.

 

[Teargass]

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Hakuna penye Iliad ikiwa 2.5M Kibera Slum dwellers in 200 settlements. The article was clearly written there are 2.5M dwellers in 200 settlements

 

[Teargass]

Naipori without filter 👇🏾
View: https://youtu.be/zLzQsyT8pxU?si=QaAaymRXRSa_tl9q.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bertin kawavua chupi. Hii west inazidi posta 🤣🤣🤣 labda Posta ya Mtwara. Mikocheni is way better….

Mwenzako ameshangazwa na the kind of construction going on in Westlands alone lakini wewe uko hapa unakenua meno sababu umeona miti unadhani ni msituni. Hatutaki baboons Westlands please, be warned.

 

[Teargass]

Ni wasomali ndio wananunua hizo bond.

You don’t understand anything about financial literacy, ngoja siku tutaanza topics za uchawi ntakuita uchangie.

 

[Teargass]

Waombeni waje top management pekee.

Sasa wanakuja FULL HOUSE, nyie mnapata faida gani??

Have you ever heard of trickle down economics? I guess not because you are a Primary School dropout.

 

[Teargass]

Why uniform houses??

Ndio architecture ya Kenya??

Mbona zile uswazi za Dar Zina uniform houses na hatulalamiki?

 

[Teargass]

Na Meli za kutranship ziko wapi? Unajua nyie wakenya ni nguruwe. Meli za kudock lamu hamna. Container zipo kidogo. Meli za kufanya transhipment hamna. Hamna hakiri nyie.

Wewe mwenye akili Mbona hujui kutofautisha “r” na “L”?

Idiot.

 

[Teargass]

si jana wameshusha containers tuu na meli nyingine bado inashusha mbona hatuyaoni hayo ma containers au mnapakia ngamia na mkaa?

You have been shown one berth with more than 500 containers lakini bado unalalamika, do you really know what you want? Ama ni uchawi ndio inakusumbua?

 

[Teargass]

Leta geotechnical report ya huo ujenzi ndio tutenganishe nature na engineering.

Go ask your mother.

 

[Teargass]

Somewhere in Kenya. Who can guess the specific place right?

 

[nairobae]

Somewhere in Kenya. Who can guess the specific place right?

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Westy or Parky type of vibe.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Jamaa huyu anawanyosha wakenya huko Youtube, sisi tumetulia tunakunywa gahawa

The Real Reason Everyone Chooses Tanzania Over Kenya | Beach Vibes & Nightlife Uncovered!​

View: https://youtu.be/UK9o05cBBdk?si=X0-xN9lw6fN0EBBG

You lost me at “ everyone “… 😁🤣😄

 

[President of China]

You lost me at “ everyone “… 😁🤣😄

Sasa unataka nikusaidie nini?

 

[ichoboy01]

mashabiki wa kutoka rwanda wanayoipenda yanga

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNY-_mKs0lq/?igsh=MThwNzgzbzFsYzZudQ==

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNYXgXTumeh/?igsh=ZjhvOHJrM2F0aHNz

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Local women Contractors empowerment

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNZ5PcFMdf4/?igsh=djcyaG41dnQ2d3Jy

Kundustan wanamsubiria Mchina aje kuwajengea Lami.

 

[President of China]

Nimegundua. Teargass na wakenya wote huwezi kuwaona wanaweka taarifa kutoka Instagram. Hii ni kwasababu Instagram ni picha na video.

Wakenya wanaogopa sana kuweka links za instagram.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Mbona zile uswazi za Dar Zina uniform houses na hatulalamiki?

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