Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

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uko tayar kufa njaa ili kuficha aibu yako

Hiyo inaitwa kufa na tai shingoni😎

 

[Zuwenna]

Hii utaipata Tanzania Pekee

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNA2fxPSOM7/?igsh=MXc3Yzk3MzBsaXAzdw==

 

[ChoiceVariable]

🇹🇿🇹🇿🇹🇿🔥🔥

View: https://youtu.be/ZHXlXIM3S24?feature=shared

 

[nairobae]

coodip1 mbona munaita kiwanja port. 🤣🤣

 

[Mpwimbe]

World bank wamemaliza ubishi., utafiti wa 2025, sio hii yako source uchwara., they use contemporary research methods and data analysis, even employing physical observation, boss wajadanganya linaonekana ata kwa satellite images🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣., pia wageni wanaona tofauti kati ya Kenya na Tanzania 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Data cookers know how to massage your ego

 

[Don YF]

Hii utaipata Tanzania Pekee

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNA2fxPSOM7/?igsh=MXc3Yzk3MzBsaXAzdw==

Eti Tanzania pekee.., Kenya iliwatangulia na nchi zingine pia..,

 

[Don YF]

Data cookers know how to massage your ego

Yaani hiyo data ya world bank inakubaliana na picha halisi ya Tanzania, kwanza Dar, 80-90% ni uswazi., pia utasema baadhi ya hawa👇 wageni ni watu wa World Bank na propagandist, maadui wa Tanzania eti🤣🤣🤣🤣., yaani shahidi wa hakika, zero bias, sio mkenya Wala mtanzania, absolutely objective!!., pia Kuna a lady wa Ethiopia kafika Dar na Nairobi, kauli yake ina kubaliana na ya huyu, licha ya kuona BRT🤣🤣.., na usisahau baba Levo wenu🤣🤣🤣

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Huko ndio kwa middle class, nyumba kali kali eti. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Bongoslum hakuna surveyors, munajenga tu vile munataka, hata barabara hamjui inafaa kupita wapi, munajenga tu kama panya.

Halafu nyie mliokua mna surveyors mkacreate slum 1 km from cbd

 

[President of China]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DNA02zpqPpg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DNAumStsq3R/?igsh=MTllNzFxNndtdGVtdQ==

Vitu kama hivi utoona kunyan wakipost humu,wao kwao ni maghorofa ndio maendeleo

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Check aerial views ya Dar ama Mwanza.., it's too obvious! Been saying that here.., 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Uwa mnajitahidi sana kukwepesha aerial view ya iko kijiji chenu 😃

 

[Mpwimbe]

Yaani hiyo data ya world bank inakubaliana na picha halisi ya Tanzania, kwanza Dar, 80-90% ni uswazi., pia utasema baadhi ya hawa👇 wageni ni watu wa World Bank na propagandist, maadui wa Tanzania eti🤣🤣🤣🤣., yaani shahidi wa hakika, zero bias, sio mkenya Wala mtanzania, absolutely objective!!., pia Kuna a lady wa Ethiopia kafika Dar na Nairobi, kauli yake ina kubaliana na ya huyu, licha ya kuona BRT🤣🤣.., na usisahau baba Levo wenu🤣🤣🤣
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Huyo jamaa alikuja Dar es Salaam. Akafikia kwa rafiki yake mmoja anaitwa Mark Meets Africa.

Hiyo Mark Meets Africa (black American) alikuwa anakaa Vingunguti, ambako kwa Dar ni eneo la low income earners. Eneo linaloonekana ukiwa unashuka JNIA.

So, route yake ni Airport, Vingunguti to Kariakoo.

Our so called Slums mpaka hao black americans wanaishi, kuanzia Vingunguti, Tegeta to Gongolamboto.

Nairobi hakuna mtu expats anaweza kuishi Kibera au Korogocho.

Haijui hata Dar sa salaam

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Yaani hiyo data ya world bank inakubaliana na picha halisi ya Tanzania, kwanza Dar, 80-90% ni uswazi., pia utasema baadhi ya hawa👇 wageni ni watu wa World Bank na propagandist, maadui wa Tanzania eti🤣🤣🤣🤣., yaani shahidi wa hakika, zero bias, sio mkenya Wala mtanzania, absolutely objective!!., pia Kuna a lady wa Ethiopia kafika Dar na Nairobi, kauli yake ina kubaliana na ya huyu, licha ya kuona BRT🤣🤣.., na usisahau baba Levo wenu🤣🤣🤣
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Tulisha maliza mjadala wa hawa. Hizi ni kampeni za Wakenya kijikweza via Waamerica wenye asili ya Kenya. 🚮 🚮

 

[Don YF]

Uwa mnajitahidi sana kukwepesha aerial view ya iko kijiji chenu 😃

Tofauti ni eti yenu coverage ni 80% na zaidi.., Inakubaliana na World Bank findings..,
Jipange uende Makwapa mapema Leo mko na game🤣🤣🤣.,

 

[Don YF]

Tulisha maliza mjadala wa hawa. Hizi ni kampeni za Wakenya kijikweza via Waamerica wenye asili ya Kenya. 🚮 🚮

Hii ni maumivu na povu🤣🤣🤣🤣., nenda Makwapa u watch game, mkishinda pengine itatuliza maumivu 😆

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Tofauti ni eti yenu coverage ni 80% na zaidi.., Inakubaliana na World Bank findings..,
Jipange uende Makwapa mapema Leo mko na game🤣🤣🤣.,
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View: https://youtube.com/shorts/pcoPr0-dAxg?si=4wVWQNYfWciUyRw3 sio kosa lako,ni chang'aa uliyopiga hapo happy bar ndio inakufanya uvurugukiwe akili

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Hii ni maumivu na povu🤣🤣🤣🤣., nenda Makwapa u watch game, mkishinda pengine itatuliza maumivu 😆

Maku kagoogle kama nilivyogoogle uniletee slums za dar,***** slums 110 🙅,halafu ndio mnajiita matajiri,nyie viumbe mna akili kweli 😃

 

[Don YF]

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Maku kagoogle kama nilivyogoogle uniletee slums za dar,***** slums 110 🙅,halafu ndio mnajiita matajiri,nyie viumbe mna akili kweli 😃

Uta hangaika tu.., jikubali mlivyo kisha tafuta jinsi ya kujikomboa.., mko hovyoooo!

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Uta hangaika tu.., jikubali mlivyo kisha tafuta jinsi ya kujikomboa.., mko hovyoooo!

Mliokua vizuri mnamiliki largest slum in africa,ni chizi tu ndio anaweza kujikubali na hayo maslum yenu,binafsi ningekua mkunya kwenye masuala ya makazi nisingetia neno humu,na akili zenu kabisa mnatetea hizo takataka,then I know right now upo google huko ukisearch slum za TZ,ila majibu yake yanakudisappoint 😃

 

[Don YF]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/pcoPr0-dAxg?si=4wVWQNYfWciUyRw3 sio kosa lako,ni chang'aa uliyopiga hapo happy bar ndio inakufanya uvurugukiwe akili

Hapa ni South Africa, so world bank wakisema slum dwellers kule ni wachache ukilinganisha na Tanzania watakua wamepika data?.., wacha kulazimisha tufanane., mko wengi kwa slums hapa Afrika..,,.., kwa hizi fikra zako mmeizidi SA., idiot hehehe