Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargass]

Kipato duni mnachopata ndio maana wengi wenu baada ya kazi weekend mnatembea majumba ya watu kuomba kufua nguo ana kufanya usafi.
Nation of beggars!

Watu wako na laundry machines kwa nyumba lakini wewe bado unaongea kuhusu mambo ya mtu kuomba kufua nguo, ushaiona laundry machine? Let alone kuitumia ama kuimiliki.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

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[chongchung]

Huyu c alisema yeye ni mdogo, mbn ana mvi kwenye ndevu? Hawa wakenya wanazeeka wakiwa wadogo?

Muhenga huyu kabisa ndevu kama steelwire kidevu kimekomaa hicho ana udogo gani? Rika lake kenyatta maumau veteran

 

[coodip1]

Elimu ya Tanzania iko top notch.

View: https://web.facebook.com/share/p/19KaFbZ95B/

 

[Teargass]

Nimemuona huku kwenye sherry party yao ya kushangilia 5 meters of pavement countrywide wakati Dar zinajengwa kilometers 350 through BRT na projects za DMDP hata kuumba maneno hajui masikini kuna kipindi niliona clip yake mkapa anafosi kweli comparison na Kasarani sikujua kama ndio huyu ng'ombe, Kasarani hata elevator haina 😂😂
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Ni Makwapa ndio nashuku Kama Ina elevator. Kasarani has a very big elevators and guess what? Saa hii Makwapa haifikii Kasarani hata kwa dawa.

 

[chongchung]

Tuliombwa msamaha lakini wakundustan wanaijadili if kwenye msamaha, wajue tu Tanzania sio ya kuchezea

 

[Teargass]

Papa Shirandula 🤣🤣

Jamaa ni bure kabisa, wakati watchmen wa Kenya wanalipwa through banks, yeye anapanga foleni hili alipwe in cash. After hapo anaenda kuweka hizo pesa chini ya mattress sababu Hana bank account. Juzi naskia alilala njaa sababu alipata Kama panya imekula pesa zake zote.

 

[Chamoto]

Chamoto bro, why don’t you run for a government seat ( you are a very educated fella) . Aren’t you concerned your government is led by bunch of school drop outs? . Those resumes are scary for individuals in positions of modern day power ( no pun)

My kids still rely on me and need my presence in their lives.

 

[Teargass]

Tuliombwa msamaha lakini wakundustan wanaijadili if kwenye msamaha, wajue tu Tanzania sio ya kuchezea

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Because haujui maana ya “if”. Ungejitahidi umalize Primary School saa hii hatungekuwa na hii discussion of explaining the importance of “if” in an apology.

 

[coodip1]

Beautiful Dar city 👇🏾View attachment 3352463View attachment 3352462

Hii imekaa kama Chicago

 

[Teargass]

Hii imekaa kama Chicago

Chicago kuna gorofa tatu pekee?

 

[coodip1]

Chuma hiyo apo down. 👇🏾View attachment 3352503View attachment 3352507View attachment 3352504mnuka nnya anatamani kulia. 😆..
yeye alisema Ndio kwanza tunachimba msingi. Amekuja kustuka kumbe uwanja Ndio unaelekea kumaliza. 😂😂.

Na unajengwa na pesa ya ndani 😁

 

[coodip1]

HomaBay stadium
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Sijawahi kuona viwanja vyenye roof ya bati. ikinyesha mvua mtasikilizana kweli hapo?

 

[coodip1]

Chicago kuna gorofa tatu pekee?

Vipi nichomoe kama inauma?

 

[coodip1]

Teargass kuja huku

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Tuiite Serengeti Open

 

[nairobae]

Kama Tokyo mwanangu.

 

[nairobae]

 

[nairobae]

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Kama Tokyo mwanangu.

Ilisemekana hakuna magari yanatumia hii expressway

 

[Mkaruka]

Alafu hawa wakenya kweli kwao kazi ni ngumu sn, ndiyo mana wakenya wote now wamegeuka you tubers, walianza kwenye betting but now wote ni you tubers mmoja wao tupo naye humu NairobiWalker

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