Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

For year ended March 2024. Ulisema hiyo kweli ama wewe umeokota tu ukaleta? Toa upumbavu wako hapa.


$5B in revenue for Safaricom.

https://www.safaricom.co.ke/annualreport_2024/

Mzee hapo nimepitia hakuna kitu kama hicho unachokisema 🤣 🤣 🤣 Report hii hapa. 👇👇👇in PDF

https://www.safaricom.co.ke/annualreport_2024/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/safaricom-financial-statements.pdf

 

[Teargass]

View: https://x.com/KennedyMmari/status/1913935699033587849

This is a very unfair comparison. Wewe mzee Mbona unakuanga fala by the way? So according to your small thinking that part of indiashowcased UN that tweet ndio mzuri zaidi?

 

[Teargass]

Mzee hapo nimepitia hakuna kitu kama hicho unachokisema 🤣 🤣 🤣 Report hii hapa. 👇👇👇in PDF

https://www.safaricom.co.ke/annualreport_2024/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/safaricom-financial-statements.pdf

Kama umepitia Ebu tuonyeshe kitu umepata, najua you can’t disclose cause it’s much bigger than what you can even imagine.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Wewe Endelea kulia, you will never find a Tanzanian company with $5B revenue.

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Sio $2.5 billion tena.? tayari imefika $5 billion leo Leo.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Sasa hizi Stadiums Kama za Homabay ndio level ya zile takataka wanajenga pale Dodoma na Arusha.

Tulia mzee nikupige za uso. Na ukome kutujaribu. Mtu mwenye hujui Accounts 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Subiri nikupatie somo

Tunaendelea na Ratios

Total Current Asset = Ksh 82,541.9M
Total Current Liabilities = Ksh 167,822.1M

82,541.9M - 167,822.1M = -85,280.2M

Watu mnaona wenyewe 🤣🤣🤣🤣👆👆👆👆

 

[President of China]

Kama umepitia Ebu tuonyeshe kitu umepata, najua you can’t disclose cause it’s much bigger than what you can even imagine.

Mzee pitia hiyo report page 177 🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇 Hapa unajadiliana na wasomi kijana. Siyo mbumbumbu wa kibera

 

[Teargass]

Sio $2.5 billion tena.? tayari imefika $5 billion leo Leo.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hiyo $2.5B ni wewe ndio uliweka? Safaricom revenue is $5B na Kama hufurahishwi unaezajinyonga.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Kundustan mpo? 150B Irrigation scheme in Kigoma 👇👇

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DIjvBXyOu98/?igsh=MWUxNnZnZjA3YWF6dQ==

 

[President of China]

Hiyo $2.5B ni wewe ndio uliweka? Safaricom revenue is $5B na Kama hufurahishwi unaezajinyonga.

Mzee hizo pesa zipo kwenye kichwa chako tu. Does not exists 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇👇

https://www.safaricom.co.ke/annualreport_2024/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/safaricom-financial-statements.pdf

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Kelele zilipigwa huko Nigeria. Somo limeeleweka. Wakenya hapa wanapiga kelele tu. 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇


View: https://x.com/TheHypeQueen/status/1912842823440740643

Halafu hawa kima amboo hata a single decent meal a day ni shida wanapigizana kelele na sisi. Tumewanyoosha kwa vitendo. Wapopo hawajahundhuria harusi zetu!


View: https://x.com/Wandyliciouss/status/1913826006269350146

 

[IamLee]

some Kenyans are either uneducated on the matter or ignorant- basically thinking the grass is greener on the other side- (probably due to the current regime’s reputation) He’s got quite the hand as a drone pilot tho’ he should prolly stick to that

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIoEZdFIbQP/?igsh=MWNkYXd0aml5N2o2dQ==

 

[IamLee]

View: https://x.com/georgenjoroge_/status/1913970362875789460

This is low key hella cool- such an occurrence will give the tourists a once-in-a-lifetime experience they will never forget. Kwanza vile wazungu hupenda hizi stuff

 

[President of China]

Teargass amepotelea kusikojulikana 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargass]

Mzee pitia hiyo report page 177 🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇 Hapa unajadiliana na wasomi kijana. Siyo mbumbumbu wa kibera

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Hii ya $5B in revenue hutaki?😂😂🤣👇👇

 

[Sama boy 255]

Hiyo $2.5B ni wewe ndio uliweka? Safaricom revenue is $5B na Kama hufurahishwi unaezajinyonga.

Hii enyewe pia kumbe ni biashara ya maandazi tu. 🤣🤣🤣👇🏾 financial statements yake hii.

 

[President of China]

Hii ya $5B in revenue hutaki?😂😂🤣👇👇

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👇 👇 👇 👇 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Bonyeza hapo nilipozungushia uweze kusoma yote. Acha uzembe. Also utuoneshe hiyo $5B unaitolea wapi

 

[President of China]

Hii enyewe pia kumbe ni biashara ya maandazi tu. 🤣🤣🤣👇🏾 financial statements yake hii. View attachment 3310514

Ukishuka chini mpaka kwenye NET Profit mzee utacheka. Hiyo ndiyo faida yao kaka 👇👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Tulia mzee nikupige za uso. Na ukome kutujaribu. Mtu mwenye hujui Accounts 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Subiri nikupatie somo

Tunaendelea na Ratios

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Total Current Asset = Ksh 82,541.9M
Total Current Liabilities = Ksh 167,822.1M

82,541.9M - 167,822.1M = -85,280.2M

Watu mnaona wenyewe 🤣🤣🤣🤣👆👆👆👆

Teargass naongezea Short Term Liabilities ni kama
1. Salaries
2. Water Bills
3. Wages
4. Electricity Bills


Sasa Kampuni inaenda kukopa ili iweze kulipa watu mishahara. Sasa hiyo kampuni ipo na uhai kweli? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Ukishuka chini mpaka kwenye NET Profit mzee utacheka. Hiyo ndiyo faida yao kaka 👇👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Hii ni kampuni ya kuuza ubuyu tu. 🤣🤣🤣 hata 20 bora haiingii Tz. Leo kachokoza moto. Na ndio ataujua ukweli. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargass]

Hii enyewe pia kumbe ni biashara ya maandazi tu. 🤣🤣🤣👇🏾 financial statements yake hii. View attachment 3310514

It will take years for a Tanzanian company to achieve what Safaricom is doing currently.