Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Geza Ulole]

MPESA.

Mpesa si kampuni ya Mkunya!

 

[Sama boy 255]

Mpesa si kampuni ya Mkunya!

Muulize kwanza kuna kampuni inaitwa Mpesa.? 🤣🤣🤣

 

[concordile 101]

Mpesa si kampuni ya Mkunya!

Safaricom ilinunua asilimia 100 ya hisa za mpesa Kenya anadhani ndo ilinunua mpesa tanzania

 

[Sama boy 255]

huyu mwamba ka trend sana mwezi huu huko Youtube. 🤣🤣🤣 ukipitia comments za watu wanavyopigana visu kwenye ukarasa wake utacheka ufe. 🤣🤣👇🏾

ila kimsingi kawafumbua macho wakenya sana. Wamebaki kurusha matusi tu.

 

[IamLee]

Bongo watu wanazo hela. Units 50 muni mmoja hiv kaingiza. Na hana kelele🤣🤣View attachment 3226840View attachment 3226842View attachment 3226843View attachment 3226844

Endelea kuota, hio beach safari owner ni one Dutch by Bert Schoonvelde. Hio jina inakaa ya mbongo?
Umesahau all millionaires in Tanzania are not of Tanzanian or even african descent?

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://www.facebook.com/share/v/15VHWWcJ2x/?mibextid=wwXIfr

hii nchi hata laana ya ibilisi inasimulika aloo hii nchi ina laana ya moto 😂😂😂

 

[IamLee]

Coming back baby!

 

[Geza Ulole]

Endelea kuota, hio beach safari owner ni one Dutch by Bert Schoonvelde. Hio jina inakaa ya mbongo?
Umesahau all millionaires in Tanzania are not of Tanzanian or even african descent?
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Tatizo nn haswa mbona asinunue hiyo fleet huko Ukunyani? Unajua Leopard Tours Arusha? wana fleet isiyopungua tourvans 200! Ukinionyesha tour company Ukunyani ina Landcruisers 30 nahama humu ndani!


View: https://x.com/leopard_tours/status/1615966224860463104

 

[Sama boy 255]

Endelea kuota, hio beach safari owner ni one Dutch by Bert Schoonvelde. Hio jina inakaa ya mbongo?
Umesahau all millionaires in Tanzania are not of Tanzanian or even african descent?
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Kwahiyo umeenda ku google owner ili upate kujifuta machozi.? 🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Rushwa na hizo habari za Usimamizi ndio zinazuia watu kuweka umeme? Nachojua Mimi ni kwamba maombi huko Tanesco ni mengi kuliko uwezo wa kifedha wa Tanesco kumhurumia kila mmja.

Shida sio umeme Bali wao Kuwafikia wateja.

sasa hvi ukienda kutaka kuonganishiwa kwanza utazungushwa na pesa utatoa ya kutosha, hii ni moja ya sababu huduma zinachelewa yani urasimu ni mkubwa sana,

pili uingozi madhubuti ndio uta control na kuzuia machafu yote ndani ya shirika la uma, hvi ww ushawa kwenda kuomba kuletewa umeme? 😂😂😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

sasa hvi ukienda kutaka kuonganishiwa kwanza utazungushwa na pesa utatoa ya kutosha, hii ni moja ya sababu huduma zinachelewa yani urasimu ni mkubwa sana,

pili uingozi madhubuti ndio uta control na kuzuia machafu yote ndani ya shirika la uma, hvi ww ushawa kwenda kuomba kuletewa umeme? 😂😂😂😂

Watoto wamjini wanakwambia lazima uweke mali mbele ukitaka chochote kutoka ofisi za umma. Dah inakwaza sana. Bila jivyo utazungumshwa mpaka ujue hujui. 🤣🤣

 

[ChoiceVariable]

sasa hvi ukienda kutaka kuonganishiwa kwanza utazungushwa na pesa utatoa ya kutosha, hii ni moja ya sababu huduma zinachelewa yani urasimu ni mkubwa sana,

pili uingozi madhubuti ndio uta control na kuzuia machafu yote ndani ya shirika la uma, hvi ww ushawa kwenda kuomba kuletewa umeme? 😂😂😂😂

Stori za kutunga

 

[President of China]

👇 👇 👇 Wakenya wanajikomba


View: https://youtu.be/9wWPRIuAF18?si=b5tW_q9KNzP7r0eW

 

[ichoboy01]

wachache wanakula neema ya nchi😂😂

View: https://x.com/moneyacademyke/status/1887388254409814130?s=46

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/millardayo/status/1887475772492784080

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Kundustan mpo? 👇👇

View: https://x.com/swahilitimes/status/1887476226823954570?t=ab7G3i5jxRhr0J6CD0mtnQ&s=19

View: https://x.com/swahilitimes/status/1887418262507438226?t=zHnT3tpNWAns8WWxatONHA&s=19

 

[ichoboy01]

Stori za kutunga

hehehe shida yetu sisi hatupendi ukweli😂

 

[ChoiceVariable]

hehehe shida yetu sisi hatupendi ukweli😂

Ukweli gani? Hizo Huduma za Tanesco unatumia mwenyewe? Kwanza Tanesco wanafanya Kampeni ya kuhimiza watu waweke umeme wewe unaleta porojo za kijinga.

 

[ndughuri msuya]

🤣🤣🤣 nimefurahi saaaana. Hii inaitwa kata ngebe. Dodoma inakula stadium. Wajinga wanazurura tu na kelele. Watakufa this year.

Jirani hajiwezi mwenyewe kampa mchina ajenge chake ni ardhi 🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

👇 👇 👇 Wakenya wanajikomba


View: https://youtu.be/9wWPRIuAF18?si=b5tW_q9KNzP7r0eW

Huyu mpumbavu si aka-support Raila kule AU? Au anafikiri mama ataita non voters kumpigia kampeni?