Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[NairobiWalker]

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I've never understood Tanzanians obsession with pretending to be Kenyans in order to post malicious content about Kenya online. It's like you're obsessing over Kenya but you don't want to look like you're obsessing over Kenya. You people are the real definition of hypocrisy.

 

[Geza Ulole]

In Kenya we have HARAMBEE , pulling together
In a certain LDC country, they have BONGOREE, pushing the train together…. Kama Alaska mwanangu…🤣🤣🤣
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****** wako Tanzania haina trains za namna hiyo! Hao wahindi watakua wanasukuma kinyeo chako! Wazee wa ku-copy n paste mpaka neno Harambee mkaiga toka makuli wa kiindi waliokuja kujenga reli!

 

[President of China]

We mzee this is not a compactor garbage truck, hii unatuonyesha ni lorry tu ya kubeba bucket ya takataka. Nilikuambia urudi shule hutaki kuskia. 🤣 🤣 We mzee mshamba Compactor garbage truck inafana hivi.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hniIhdyMF38

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Wakenya bhana. Failed People

 

[President of China]

I've never understood Tanzanians obsession with pretending to be Kenyans in order to post malicious content about Kenya online. You people are the real definition of hypocrisy.

Hakuna mtanzania mjiga. Tunawachora tu.

 

[Chamoto]

We mzee this is not a compactor garbage truck, hii unatuonyesha ni lorry tu ya kubeba bucket ya takataka. Nilikuambia urudi shule hutaki kuskia. 🤣 🤣 We mzee mshamba Compactor garbage truck inafana hivi.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hniIhdyMF38

Tulishakuwa na trucks kama hizi Dar kuanzia miaka ya 80 mwishoni.

 

[nairobae]

Tulishakuwa na trucks kama hizi Dar kuanzia miaka ya 80 mwishoni.

Were they assembled in bongoslum? Unatuletea hadithi za 80's kwanini na tuko in 2025.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Were they assembled in bongoslum? Unatuletea hadithi za 80's kwanini na tuko in 2025.

Kwani mchongo ni kuwa nazo au ni kujua nani ame assemble.? 😂😂

 

[nairobae]

Kwani mchongo ni kuwa nazo au ni kujua nani ame assemble.? 😂😂

Hio swali uliza Baba yako Geza, yeye ndio alileta comparison ya upuzi, eti zinaundwa bongoslum. Fuatilia thread usiwe mvivu.

 

[Chamoto]

Were they assembled in bongoslum? Unatuletea hadithi za 80's kwanini na tuko in 2025.

Assembling typically refers to the process of combining multiple components or parts into a single, functional unit or product. It's packaging, you don't make anything.

 

[nairobae]

Assembling typically refers to the process of combining multiple components or parts into a single, functional unit or product. It's packaging, you don't make anything.

Umesema assembling is the same as packaging. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Yani heri uonekane pumbavu just to justify your stupid point.

 

[Chamoto]

Umesema assembling is the same as packaging. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Yani heri uonekane pumbavu just to justify your stupid point.

Figuratively speaking.
If someone says, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole elephant," they're not literally saying they could consume an entire elephant. Instead, they're using a hyperbole to express their extreme hunger.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Tulishakuwa na trucks kama hizi Dar kuanzia miaka ya 80 mwishoni.

The point is not having them, the point is they're being assembled in Kenya. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

 

[NairobiWalker]

Umesema assembling is the same as packaging. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Yani heri uonekane pumbavu just to justify your stupid point.

Hawa jamaa bana. Ngoja waanze assembly zao ndio utajua assembling is a big deal.😂😂😂

 

[nairobae]

Figuratively speaking.
If someone says, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole elephant," they're not literally saying they could consume an entire elephant. Instead, they're using a hyperbole to express their extreme hunger.

Nothing like figurative speech, umeandika ujinga, kubali upumbavu wako.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Hawa jamaa bana. Ngoja waanze assembly zao ndio utajua assembling is a big deal.😂😂😂

Mbona bongo assembling plant zipo tu mkuu, we unadhani hatuna kabisa.?

 

[nairobae]

Hawa jamaa bana. Ngoja waanze assembly zao ndio utajua assembling is a big deal.😂😂😂

Facts, bongolalas would rather die than admit they are incapable.

 

[nairobae]

Mbona bongo assembling plant zipo tu mkuu, we unadhani hatuna kabisa.?

Sio assembling, tumeambiwa ni packaging. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[President of China]

Umesema assembling is the same as packaging. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Yani heri uonekane pumbavu just to justify your stupid point.

You don't know English idioms 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 STUPID FROM KIBERA

 

[President of China]

Sio assembling, tumeambiwa ni packaging. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Kingereza chako cha intanashoni, Endukashoni utajulia wapi kingereza sanifu? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Wewe ni zero brain​

 

[Chamoto]

Nothing like figurative speech, umeandika ujinga, kubali upumbavu wako.

You don't have the capabilities to make anything of value, Heck! You can't even make your own food, let alone trucks. You can lie to yourself all day, but we know, what you eat doesn't make us poop.