Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

Yaani mambo tuliyoyafanya 2007 ndio mnayafanya leo halafu mnajisifia? Khaa😁

Kasarani ikijengwa during the eighties mlikua na nini? Uhuru stadium ile kiwanja nusu kama Roman ruins. 🤣🤣🤣 Yani your first proper stadium was built in 2007 waaaaaaa.

 

[Teargass]

Yaani mambo tuliyoyafanya 2007 ndio mnayafanya leo halafu mnajisifia? Khaa😁

Mambo mlifanyiwa na Mchina? Ama umesahau Makwapa ilikuwa donation ya Mchina kwa nchi yenu maskini ?

 

[nairobae]

Mambo mlifanyiwa na Mchina. Ama umesahau Makwapa ilikuwa donation ya Mchina kwa nchi yenu maskini ?

Kumbe sahii bado wangekua kwa Roman ruins. 🤣 🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Kama Alaska mwanangu. 🤣 🤣

Don’t you know life is so hard at this time of the year in Dodoma … I don’t know how they survive…. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[concordile 101]

😂😂 I lived in Mombasa and worked in Nairobi in 2022, used to take a train every Friday and return on Sunday and I can assure you it takes 5 hrs Express,6hrs inter county and it never stalled, neither did I hear of any news of it stalling lol. There is probably hundreds of videos on YouTube to back this claim, besides you can go right now to the sgr website and see how long it takes for the express train. Mind you 6 hours when it stops in all 7 stations between Nairobi and Mombasa
Lemme just rub it in there in case you forgot how they look like
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Hiyo iikuwa n 2022 nowaday ni ngumu kucruisehata kwa 100km/hr

 

[concordile 101]

New Year New Machines.

Buy Kenya Build Kenya


View: https://x.com/ScaniaEA/status/1876611056027500580

yaan two buses kia baada hya mwezi huku tanzania kila roro ship inapotia nanga kunashuka ore than 20 buses per ship

 

[concordile 101]

kenya wapo mbele sana
kuanzia uchumi
na mengineyo
mie sitetei sana ila amin kenye ipo mbele
mfano _ukisema majengo kuna sehem zilizo nje ya mji tena zile kwao wanasema wanaish wasio na hela mfano kuna kibira huko kuna dandora huko relin ila n maghoro sio yale ya kitoto.bei ya chumba KSH 5000 HAD KSH 7000,8000 ,bei ambayo kwa huku kwetu unaishi masaki tena kwa raha na starehe.
👉uje barabara zipo barabara kali
mfano ile highway 🛣 inayotoka mombosa mpka city center zipo barabara 2 tofaut moja ndio sisi tunazotumia ambazo n mwendo kasi
.. nyingi ipo barabara ya maboss huko unalipia kupita io njia hakuna foleni hakuna traffic ni full kujiachia..
huku sisi ndo kwanza tunasumbuka na njia ya mwendo kasi 😅
👉magari sasa na daladala apo nitulie tu gar zipo kule sticker kama zote mdundo had raha full smart tv unakaa umetulia tu
👉huku kwetu sasa

kwenye vyakula mostly wanachukua kwetu apo nakubal
elimu wapo juu pia coz kuna utofaut sana anae maliza chuo kule ata asipo pata ajira wao kujiajir n simple kutokana na kile ulichosome sis bado utakaa ukianzisha kile unarudishwa kule
nenda kariakoo utakuta mtu anauza hereni ila phd zipo kama zote
so tukubali tu wapo mbele ila sio kwa vyote vile vikibwa wanatuzid cc tupeleke
👉mziki,mapishi,warembo,ukalim,na vinginvyo ila kusema battle ya maisha bado.

kwahiyo kibera kuna maghorof ila hakuna nyumba za bati.?

 

[nairobae]

Don’t you know life is so hard at this time of the year in Dodoma … I don’t know how they survive…. 🤣🤣🤣
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I hope they allow bear hunting in Dodoma just like they do at Ngorongoro. 🤣 🤣 I'm a trader, I need some meat for the upcoming bear market.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

These are symptoms primitivism and inferiority complex….Unlike you, we are a civilized society… you will never see a Tanzanian beggar being paraded in Kenya with a sign just for humiliation…Bongo is still in homo erectus stage….grow up !

 

[President of China]

View: https://x.com/tanfootball/status/1876670567077523887?s=46

Tumewakamua

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Mambo mlifanyiwa na Mchina. Ama umesahau Makwapa ilikuwa donation ya Mchina kwa nchi yenu maskini ?

Jifariji😁

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Kasarani ikijengwa during the eighties mlikua na nini? Uhuru stadium ile kiwanja nusu kama Roman ruins. 🤣🤣🤣 Yani your first proper stadium was built in 2007 waaaaaaa.

Upuuzi mtupu😁

 

[Sama boy 255]

Skiliza vile mtanzania akijua English na Kiswahili and uttering all the words fluently (code mixing) mwaiofhawaii 👇🏾Laughs On Leonardo on Instagram: "PUBLIC APOLOGY | MSAMAHA 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽".

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

kwahiyo kibera kuna maghorof ila hakuna nyumba za bati.?

Zuzu anadai kibira kuna maghorofa makali!

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DEh1XDXNhh3/?igsh=d2o0d3Uxa2EwY3Z5

 

[Yuroo yust]

Zuzu anadai kibira kuna maghorofa makali!

nimetolea mfano kuwa ata tukijilingansha nao bado kuna mitaa ilio tengwa mfano kama io kibira na mtaa mingine kuna mijengo mingi sasa shida unaita mtu zuzu wakati umekaa zako huko zimbili unakula miwa.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Skiliza vile mtanzania akijua English na Kiswahili and uttering all the words fluently (code mixing) mwaiofhawaii 👇🏾Laughs On Leonardo on Instagram: "PUBLIC APOLOGY | MSAMAHA 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽".

So why are you tagging me ?… am I supposed to be amused ?… or is he the first Tanzanian to speak English fluently ?.. i don’t get where your headed with this …

 

[ichoboy01]

Ebu onyesha penye tuliambiwa Mwisho wa December ndio deadline.

View: https://x.com/kabansorake/status/1875659366696939889?s=46

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DEhfO5oOLJT/?igsh=MWN3M2R4b3F0anEwMQ==

hii ndio itakua china ya africa nzima 🙌🏻

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂 I lived in Mombasa and worked in Nairobi in 2022, used to take a train every Friday and return on Sunday and I can assure you it takes 5 hrs Express,6hrs inter county and it never stalled, neither did I hear of any news of it stalling lol. There is probably hundreds of videos on YouTube to back this claim, besides you can go right now to the sgr website and see how long it takes for the express train. Mind you 6 hours when it stops in all 7 stations between Nairobi and Mombasa
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alaf station zote ziko misituni 😂😂😂😂

ila mchina alijua kuwanyoosha mbwa nyinyi