Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Nicxie]

Ati hatutumii log book, tunatumia digital driver’s license 🤣🤣🤣

Does he really know what a logbook is? Kweli tunadeal na vilaza!!

 

[President of China]

Kenyans are brainless

Tanzania is the Brain of Africa


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[nairobae]

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/Rydx_017/status/1866909389535293801

 

[coodip1]

Read whatever is written on the bus side idiot. The red ink on the furthest end is written Bus Service in italics.

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What do you understand kuhusu bus service? Does it make them not to be school buses.

 

[coodip1]

Wewe utabaki kuwa tu mjinga. Mabasi ya shule inapiga routes za Bukoba-Kahama-Dar?

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We mpumbavu routes zetu hatuweki kibao huku kama kwenu kila bus liko na registered route na haziwekwi kibao.
Hao ni watoto wanarudishwa kwao after school na ziko routes nyingi for watoto from all over the place.

 

[Teargas]

Passport yenyewe inaonekana kaipata juzi juzi tu hapa na kwasababu ni mshamba kakimbilia kuiweka humu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Watchman wewe hata bank account huna. Bado huwa uanweka pesa chini ya mattress kama kitambo?

 

[Teargas]

Ati hatutumii log book, tunatumia digital driver’s license 🤣🤣🤣

Hao ndio wajinga tuna deal nao humu😂😂

 

[Teargas]

This part should not be stamped, which stamp are you talking about, do you know how passports work?

Huyo hana passport, I once asked him to show me his passport akadownload one from internet but Uzuri nilitafuta nikaipata penye aliiba hiyo picha😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Ati hatutumii log book, tunatumia digital driver’s license 🤣🤣🤣

Jamaa hajui what logbook is, alafu anajiita msomi. Msomi makwapa?😂😂😆

 

[Teargas]

Muambie aoneshe tarehe ya kuzaliwa kwenye hiyo passport ucheke huyo mtu anayesema ana umri mdogo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wewe tafuta vile unaezafungua bank account kwanza jinga hii.

 

[Teargas]

Does he really know what a logbook is? Kweli tunadeal na vilaza!!

Hajui what logbook is, and that’s how most Tanzanians in here are. They are clueless.

 

[Teargas]

We mpumbavu routes zetu hatuweki kibao huku kama kwenu kila bus liko na registered route na haziwekwi kibao.
Hao ni watoto wanarudishwa kwao after school na ziko routes nyingi for watoto from all over the place.

Hata mimi Naona.


View: https://x.com/BusesNation/status/1866922453542318585

 

[Teargas]

We mpumbavu routes zetu hatuweki kibao huku kama kwenu

Hata hujui what happens in your own country. You must be one of the foolish people around.

Mabasi mingi Tanzania wanatumia kibao so tafuta excuse.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Nyang'au Teargas hebu njoo na ile "made in Kenya" yako, naona watu wako kazini😎😁

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[IamLee]

Before I answer you, do you have passport? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

It seems in Tanzania having a passport indicates some sort of achievement.

And yes dude not only do I have a passport, but I actually use it to travel the world including your city Daresaalam and Zanzibar

Landing in Dar

Take off from Dar

Landing in Zanzibar

 

[Geza Ulole]

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[GANJIBHAAI]

View: https://youtu.be/7gRjXZHfDk0?si=zUWmgZHy4fkuiKRZ
Upanga inakuja vizuri kweli kweli ni kama tume_ignore nguvu yake, no wonder tunawazidi hawa mafala kwenye Real Estate, high rises zakutosha 🔥

 

[ichoboy01]

usione hii plz 😂😂😂 Teargas

View: https://x.com/bankoftanzania/status/1866741759155507524?s=46

 

[ichoboy01]

Si Niliskia Sinotruck are assembling trucks in Vumbistan? Why are people still importing trucks? Ama sinotruck ilifungwa na hatujui?😆😆😆


View: https://x.com/Adventure_36/status/1866473111475941446

hii ni shackman sio sinotruck kondoo wewe😂😂😂😂