Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Munazipenda sana, hizo ndio eneo zinafanana na dar is a slum. 🤣🤣

Hilo halina ubishi tafadhali kuwa mpole tu😎😎

 

[Teargas]

I usually troll these Tanzanians knowing very well they still have a long way to catch up with us. At least there is some sensible Tanzanian that has come into terms with these realities.


View: https://x.com/Thommunkondya/status/1846071155041484927

 

[President of China]

I usually troll these Tanzanians knowing very well they still have a long way to catch up with us. At least there is some sensible Tanzanian that has come into terms with these realities.


View: https://x.com/Thommunkondya/status/1846071155041484927

Naona umeanza kujifunza kutumia Canva 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Stupid Kenyan

 

[Teargas]

Buy Kenya Build Kenya.

From Mombasa heading to Tanzania.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Ila Nairobi inatia aibu. Hapa ni Nairobi City Center. Kutoka kwenye video ya Bertin ya SGRView attachment 3126421

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That's not city center you idiot. That's Railways.

 

[NairobiWalker]

TPA inabidi iongee na Uganda iwe ina run port bell terminal sisi tuwapelekee mizigo yao mpaka mlangoni mwao inakuwa no integrated service hakuna mganda kuja bandarini Dar kila kitu wayalipia hapo hapo port bell kwa local currency.
Ingekuwa hawa optimus wangeongea kama human controller wao aka mabwana zao vile wanataka 🤣🤣🤣

Mmeshindwa kurun yenu wenyewe mmepea Waarabu alafu muweze kurun ya wengine? Enyewe bongolala mnaishi kwenye ndoto.🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Buy Kenya Build Kenya.

From Mombasa heading to Tanzania.

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Ukipata caravans ya basi kama hii kutoka kenya tafadhali nipigie simu. Naona unatuwekea mabasi mawili ya Scania toka Sweden Asante 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Mmeshindwa kurun yenu wenyewe mmepea Waarabu alafu muweze kurun ya wengine? Wenyewe bongolala mnaishi kwenye ndoto.🤣🤣

Watanzania ni watu wa ajabu sana😂🤣😂.

 

[Sama boy 255]

According to UN-Habitat Dar is nowhere close to Nairobi.

The only people that think Dar is close to Nairobi in anything are the low IQ idiots in JF.
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Smart ya wapi bwana wee poor boy, bush boy 😂😂😂😂 labda kama neno smart limebadlishwa maana.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Mmeshindwa kurun yenu wenyewe mmepea Waarabu alafu muweze kurun ya wengine? Wenyewe bongolala mnaishi kwenye ndoto.🤣🤣

Kwani hapo kenya kuna nini mnachoweza run wenyewe.? 😂😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Watanzania ni watu wa ajabu sana😂🤣😂.

Yani ni vichekesho.🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Smart ya wapi bwana wee poor boy, bush boy 😂😂😂😂 labda kama neno smart limebadlishwa maana.

Kati ya wewe Baboon na UN-HABITAT tuamini Nani?

 

[nairobae]

It's Jacaranda season in Nairobi

 

[ichoboy01]

Buy Kenya Build Kenya.

From Mombasa heading to Tanzania.

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haya tuambie hapo ni wapi??? 😂😂

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/brianmpeter/status/1846531776513986695?s=46

 

[mwathadan]

Prove. Tueleze hizo barabara ni za kutoka wapi kwenda wapi. Acha mbwembwe za mitandaoni

Nakuru alone ina barabara za ndani ndefu kuliko dar alafu unauliza kutoka wapi

 

[ichoboy01]

commercial loan sasa 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/citizentvkenya/status/1846531237487251843?s=46

View: https://x.com/mbajamara/status/1846539113555546299?s=46

 

[Teargas]

Kisumu is very very clean. Big up to the Governor.

Is there any City in Tanzania that can rival Kisumu in terms of beauty, cleanliness, orderly and pedestrian friendliness?

 

[ichoboy01]

Nakuru alone ina barabara za ndani ndefu kuliko dar alafu unauliza kutoka wapi

nenda upime mkojo wako kwanza 😂😂😂

 

[Teargas]

haya tuambie hapo ni wapi??? 😂😂

Hapo ni Yemen.