Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Which planet do you live on? Ama wewe ni wale wa vijiweni manzese?

Unaombwa ushahidi unaniuliza naishi sayari gani na kuni ishisha mahali hata sipitagi njia. Lete ushahidi wa ulichokisema hapa.

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

So water melons come from the sky? Do you know how water melons grow? Use your brain idiot.

Hapa swala ni njaa na si wapi hayo matikitimaji yanalimwa. Iwaje mtu ale vitu vichafu road?

 

[The best 007]

Enjoy? wewe umelelewa mtaani? Unaokotaje vitu na kula, mavitu mnayokanyaga? Ni dhahiri njaa inayopeleka mtu kujidhalilisha.

Kenya ni maisha ya kawaida ndiyo maana amekujibu hivyo, mkenya mwenzake anaenjoy tu melon ya kuokota imported from Tanzania.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Huyu mkenya ajagundua gloves, ameongeza tu ya kwakwe kwenye kitu kilichovumbuliwa kabla hajazaliwa.

That's how innovation works fool. Ama unadhani mwenye alivumbua gari alivumbua kila kitu kutoka gurudumu hadi infotainment system? Mibongolala na lack of exposure. kha!

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Then why is Vumbistan still poor?

Is there a rich country in Africa?

 

[ichoboy01]

je wanajua haya 😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/azamtvtz/status/1837869571052630199?s=46

 

[NairobiWalker]

Is there a rich country in Africa?

What has Africa got to do with it? You claim you have resources and big brains yet you're poorer than Kenya that has less resources than you.

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

That's how innovation works fool. Ama unadhani mwenye alivumbua gari alivumbua kila kitu kutoka gurudumu hadi infotainment system? Mibongolala na lack of exposure. kha!

Kufanya maboresho kwenya glove isn't something to brag about.

 

[President of China]

What has Africa got to do with it? You claim you have resources and big brains yet you're poorer than Kenya that has less resources than you.

😀 😀 😀 😀

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Kwa hivyo unataka tubomoe shule kama hii tujenge kama hio yenu ama? 🤣 🤣 🤣

Alafu hii ni shule ya Kijijini, ile yake ipo mjini tena mji wao mkubwa. 🤣 🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kufanya maboresho kwenya glove isn't something to brag about.

That's high technology. Changing hand movement to speech is not something Vumbistanians can do. So rich coming from people who celebrate someone digging in the ground for gold as high technology. Wacha wivu.

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

What has Africa got to do with it? You claim you have resources and big brains yet you're poorer than Kenya that has less resources than you.

We spent over a half-century, using our own resources and at the expense of our own wellbeing to liberate Africa. Ungejiuliza iwaje mpo mlipo leo na hakuna mlichofanya?


View: https://x.com/KipepeComrade/status/1731674083937407171


View: https://x.com/TZSpokesperson/status/1162338963161604096

 

[NairobiWalker]

We spent over a half-century, using our own resources and at the expense of our own wellbeing to liberate Africa. Ungejiuliza iwaje mpo mlipo leo na hakuna mlichofanya?


View: https://x.com/KipepeComrade/status/1731674083937407171


View: https://x.com/TZSpokesperson/status/1162338963161604096

You keep whining about this liberation of Africa as an excuse yet your economy was bigger than Kenya's until 2005. Which country did you liberate in 2005 that made us overtake you in GDP and even widened the gap to over $30B ?

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

You keep whining about this liberation of Africa as an excuse yet your economy was bigger than Kenya's until 2005. Which country did you liberate in 2005 that made us overtake you in GDP and even widened the gap to over $30B ?

Good question. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[The best 007]

Muda wa kuyakera haya masenge yakimbie tena kama jana, football nation 🇹🇿 🇹🇿 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

You keep whining about this liberation of Africa as an excuse yet your economy was bigger than Kenya's until 2005. Which country did you liberate in 2005 that made us overtake you in GDP and even widened the gap to over $30B ?

Hali ya uchumi ilikuwa mbaya sana ni ukubwa tu wa shilingi na ndio maana tulipo devalue shilingi yetu ikawa rahisi na nyie na GDP yenu uchwara kuonekana kubwa.

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

That's high technology. Changing hand movement to speech is not something Vumbistanians can do. So rich coming from people who celebrate someone digging in the ground for gold as high technology. Wacha wivu.

Wivu upi wewe mla matikiti ya road?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Hali ya uchumi ilikuwa mbaya sana ni ukubwa tu wa shilingi na ndio maana tulipo devalue shilingi yetu ikawa rahisi na nyie na GDP yenu uchwara kuonekana kubwa.

Umesema tumewashinda uchumi kisa mlikomboa nchi za Africa, nimekujibu kwamba uchumi wetu ulishinda wenu mwaka wa 2005. Sasa sahii unarudi kwa sijui shilingi kudevalue. Hivi unajielewa kweli? Shilingi kudevalue is just a sign of economic downfall, not the cause. Wewe nijibu ni nchi gani mlikomboa mwaka wa 2005 ndio tukawashinda uchumi?

 

[bog]

Enyewe ushamba ni mbaya. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Ile shule nilisomea high school walikua wanatumia gas na sikuwai ona ikiwa kitu ya maana. Kumbe ni jambo la kushangaza huko bongoslum. 🤣🤣🤣

Gas ya mavi ya ng'ombe au ya binadamu??

 

[NairobiWalker]

Wivu upi wewe mla matikiti ya road?

Unalazimisha kitu kisiwe hi-tech kisa wivu. 🤣 🤣