Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

Sote sasa tumekubaliana ngozi yako imekakamaa kama ya mamba. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Leta namba ya simu nikutupie pesa za chakula. Najua uko njaa hapo ulipo😂🤣😂

 

[President of China]

Leta namba ya simu nikutupie pesa za chakula. Najua uko njaa hapo ulipo😂🤣😂

Tumia hizo pesa kutibu ngozi yako 🤣🤣🤣

 

[concordile 101]

Sote sasa tumekubaliana ngozi yako imekakamaa kama ya mamba. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Kapaka mafuta ili vionekane vi Nuru wapi

 

[President of China]

Kapaka mafuta ili vionekane vi Nuru wapi

Lakini wapi. Mavi hayasafishiki

 

[Teargas]

Kapaka mafuta ili vionekane vi Nuru wapi

Thanks for accepting that I have a shiny skin. Endeleeni na kuparara pole pole, ati mkiona a shiny skin mnasema ati amepaka mafuta 😂😂😂🤣

 

[President of China]

Leo Teargas utalala na viatu. 🤣🤣🤣
Mwanamke unakuwa na ngozi ngumu hivyo kama ya Mamba

 

[President of China]

Thanks for accepting that I have a shiny skin. Endeleeni na kuparara pole pole😂😂🤣

Ngozi ya Teargas 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Ngozi ya Teargas 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I’m sure I have a softer and shiny skin kukuliko. I dare you to post yours kama unajiamini and try not to steal someone’s picture😂😂🤣😂

 

[President of China]

I’m sure I have a softer and shiny skin kukuliko. I dare you to post yours kama unajiamini and try not to steal someone’s picture😂😂🤣😂

For kenyan standards.

 

[Teargas]

For kenyan standards.

I dare you to show us your hands. Najua ni ngumu kuliko ya watchman😂🤣😂

 

[President of China]

I dare you to show us your hands. Najua ni ngumu kuliko ya watchman😂🤣😂

You show yours, it's enough.

Ila umekubali unamatatizo ya afya ya ngozi

Je, nikupatie ushauri?

 

[Teargas]

You show yours, it's enough.

Ila umekubali unamatatizo ya afya ya ngozi

Je, nikupatie ushauri?

Unaogopa kutuonyesha your hands?😂😂🤣😂 Kwani kameparara aje?😂😂🤣😂

Kama matatizo ya ngoji ni kuwa shiny then I’m happy to have it. Majority of you are just dreaming of shiny skin like mine😂🤣😂

 

[President of China]

Unaogopa kutuonyesha your hands?😂😂🤣😂 Kwani kameparara aje?😂😂🤣😂

Kama matatizo ya ngoji ni kuwa shiny then I’m happy to have it. Majority of you are just dreaming of shiny skin like mine😂🤣😂

Mimi siyo kichaa kama wewe. My private issues is always private.

Tunashukuru umetuonesha mikono yako

Siku nyingine tuoneshe matiti yako

 

[Teargas]

Mimi siyo kichaa kama wewe. My private issues is always private.

Tunashukuru umetuonesha mikono yako

Siku nyingine tuoneshe matiti yako

Is that the reason unaiba picha za wanaume wengine na kutudanganya ni wewe? You are just ashamed of yourself. Ni kama uliumbwa vibaya😂😂🤣😂

 

[Teargas]

The value of approved buildings to constructed in Nairobi for 6 alone is almost $1B while Dar hakuna hata building ya maana that is coming up.

 

[Teargas]

Built in Kenya by Kenyans for Kenyans.

Best Body ever done by LSHS

 

[concordile 101]

The value of approved buildings to constructed in Nairobi for 6 alone is almost $1B while Dar hakuna hata building ya maana that is coming up.

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Kwani lazima iwe dar

 

[concordile 101]

Built in Kenya by Kenyans for Kenyans.

Best Body ever done by LSHS

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Haijawahi vutia watu tz hizi body

 

[concordile 101]

Built in Kenya by Kenyans for Kenyans.

Best Body ever done by LSHS

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View: https://youtu.be/TP8xFGYFmQo?si=qrlUZXaT5h4x03jC

 

[Teargas]

Haijawahi vutia watu tz hizi body

Yet you have them in Tz kila corner.

Body by Master😂😂🤣