Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Kwani wewe ni muislamu? Unajikuna mkundu Alafu bandage unaenda kula nayo kwenye sinia?🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Usafi hauna dini. Usitumie kichwa kama kifuniko cha shingo 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Kwani laliga wanahusika na nini!??
Mbona swali la kijinga hili!?

Wewe jibu swali bwana. Laliga wamewekeza nini Yanga😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Usafi hauna dini. Usitumie kichwa kama kifuniko cha shingo 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Sijaiona mkristo anatumia maji kupanguza mkundu after long call😂😂

 

[Kosugi]

Kwani wewe ni muislamu? Unajikuna mkundu Alafu bandage unaenda kula nayo kwenye sinia?🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Hiyo juu yako ila hatuna tabia mbovu ya kuchambia makaratasi.
WaTanzania waislam kwa wakristo hutumia maji kujitawaza ili waondoe taka mwili vizuri na wakate harufu ya taka mwili kesha wananawa mikono na sabuni.
Ndio maana kuna mjamaa alitoka Kenya akasema hatowahi date dem wa Nairobi hawajui kuchamba.

 

[President of China]

Sijaiona mkristo anatumia maji kupanguza mkundu after long call😂😂

Wewe utakuwa mkristo wa kibera. Yesu alikuwa akitawadha baada ya Kunya

 

[Kosugi]

Sijaiona mkristo anatumia maji kupanguza mkundu after long call😂😂

Labda ni Kenya ila sio Tanzania.
Tanzania mfuate Anne au Johnson mwambie atumie karatasi badala ya maji kuchamba uone atavyokutusi.
Tanzania haijalishi dini kama chooni hujaweka maji hajisaidii mtu.

 

[Teargas]

Hiyo juu yako ila hatuna tabia mbovu ya kuchambia makaratasi.
WaTanzania waislam kwa wakristo hutumia maji kujitawaza ili waondoe taka mwili vizuri na wakate harufu ya taka mwili kesha wananawa mikono na sabuni.
Ndio maana kuna mjamaa alitoka Kenya akasema hatowahi date dem wa Nairobi hawajui kuchamba.

So right now your hands smells shit?😂

 

[Teargas]

Wewe utakuwa mkristo wa kibera. Yesu alikuwa akitawadha baada ya Kunya

I don’t believe in superstitious things. I only believe in what I can see, touch and prove.

 

[Kosugi]

So right now your hands smells shit?😂

Kwani sabuni kazi yake nini!?
Medicated soap imetengenezwa kwaajili gani!?
Wewe unaetumia karatasi tambua kuwa hausafishiki vizuri hayo makalio yako.Pia harufu kali ya kinyesi inabaki katika makalio.
Sasa nani mchafu hapo??

 

[President of China]

So right now your hands smells shit?😂

Yaani unapaka mavi na karatasi. Unatembea na mavi 🤣🤣🤣🤣Ndio maana tunasema nyie wakenya ni wachafu sana.

Kunya ni process. Baada ya kutawadha unanawa maji kwa sabuni.

 

[Kosugi]

Wewe utakuwa mkristo wa kibera. Yesu alikuwa akitawadha baada ya Kunya

Ukiachana na dini kiubinadamu wa kawaida tu kaka karatasi zile hazisafishi vizuri puru.
Puru linabaki na chembechembe ya kinyesi na pia harufu inabaki.
😂😂😂😂Aisee Kenyans ni wachafu.
Halafu ukute unakamata dem ya Kikenya unaipigisha doggy style.

 

[Teargas]

Yaani unapaka mavi na karatasi. Unatembea na mavi 🤣🤣🤣🤣Ndio maana tunasema nyie wakenya ni wachafu sana.

Kunya ni process. Baada ya kutawadha unanawa maji kwa sabuni.

Wewe endelea kujipanguza na maji🤣🤣🤣😂

 

[Teargas]

Ukiachana na dini kiubinadamu wa kawaida tu kaka karatasi zile hazisafishi vizuri puru.
Puru linabaki na chembechembe ya kinyesi na pia harufu inabaki.
😂😂😂😂Aisee Kenyans ni wachafu.
Halafu ukute unakamata dem ya Kikenya unaipigisha doggy style.

So you want to tell us there are no tissue papers in Tanzania?

 

[President of China]

I don’t believe in superstitious things. I only believe in what I can see, touch and prove.

Tatizo lako ni mchafu. Mwilini na Rohoni.

Kunya ni Process. Hutakiwi kunya kama mnyama 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hatua za Kunya:-

1. Unavua nguo
2. Unakunya
3. Unatawadha
4. Unanawa Mikono yako
5. Unavaa nguo.

Mbona simple tu

 

[President of China]

Wewe endelea kujipanguza na maji🤣🤣🤣😂

Maji ni uzima na uhai. Ndio maana tunaoga kwa kutumia maji.
Kwanini huogi kwa kutumia tissue? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Tatizo lako ni mchafu. Mwilini na Rohoni.

Kunya ni Process. Hutakiwi kunya kama mnyama 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hatua za Kunya:-

1. Unavua nguo
2. Unakunya
3. Unatawadha
4. Unanawa Mikono yako
5. Unavaa nguo.

Mbona simple tu

You reason like a toddler.

 

[President of China]

You reason like a toddler.

Kutumia maji ni usafi. Acha kutembea na mavi.

 

[Teargas]

Maji ni uzima na uhai. Ndio maana tunaoga kwa kutumia maji.
Kwanini huogi kwa kutumia tissue? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Because my body is clean I can use my hands to touch it. I can’t use my hands to touch my ass bwana unless ni cha lazima.

 

[Kosugi]

So you want to tell us there are no tissue papers in Tanzania?

Zipo ila zinatumika kwa uchache saanaaa.
Katika watu kumi unaweza pata mmoja tu anatumia toilet paper.

 

[Teargas]

Kutumia maji ni usafi. Acha kutembea na mavi.

Acha kunuka mavi mkononi.