Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Sasa baada ya kumuumbua anakataa hakusema China is dick riding us. 🤣🤣🤣

Hayajui kingereza wala kiswahili masenge haya.

 

[coodip1]

Unaweza ukadhani labda anaongelea uwanja kama Mkapa stadium kumbe👇👇View attachment 3089319

Uwanja umefanana na JKIA 🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Uwanja umefanana na JKIA 🤣🤣🤣

Nmesikia JKIA jua kali airport ishachukuliwa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Mnuka nnyaa hivi bado unafanya kazi kwa Shakira Mohammed? Au alikufukuza, jibu ndiyo au hapana?

Tangu upigwe ban siku hizi umenyenyekea sana😂
. It seems hujazoea kupigwa ban😂🤣😂.

By the way hile mambo yako ya ukimwi umefika nayo wapi? Bado unaendelea Kumbe za dawa ama umekubali kukufa?😂😂🤣😂

 

[Teargas]

Unaweza ukadhani labda anaongelea uwanja kama Mkapa stadium kumbe👇👇View attachment 3089319

Mkapa pia ni stadium?😂😂

 

[coodip1]

English yao ni ya mtaani tuu hawajui grammar wala structure

Hayajui kingereza wala kiswahili masenge haya.

 

[Teargas]

Kasarani Stadium. Work ongoing.

 

[President of China]

Kasarani Stadium. Work ongoing.

View attachment 3089330

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

From next year Tanzanians will start to wipe their ass using Tissue papers manufactured in Tatu City. The likes of The best 007 aka ukimwi man, Sama boy 255 aka forest man and Venus Star aka gay Nyinyi mnaezaendelea kutumia tu matawi which you are used to.


View: https://x.com/Tatu_City/status/1826584810136965196

 

[coodip1]

Haipo. Are you happy now Mr. Dick-riding?🤣🤣

You see, you just proved me right 👆 English ni shida kwenu hapo juu ungesema Mr. Dick rider na sio mr dick riding. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

You see, you just proved me right 👆 English ni shida kwenu hapo juu ungesema Mr. Dick rider na sio mr dick riding. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You don’t understand English keep quiet. The guy just repeated what you wrote by adding Mr. ahead of it.

 

[Kosugi]

Club yenyewe hata haijulikani outside Tanzania 😂😂🤣😂

Fala wewe.
LALIGA amewekeza Yanga FC directly yeye kama yeye.
Aya Wao wameijuaje yanga kama haijulikani!?

 

[Kosugi]

Faida gani unaongelea wewe jamaa wa chanjo😂😂

Nioneshe uwekezaji ambao unafika hata $20 millions aliouwezesha Kipchoge na umaarufu wake wote.

 

[President of China]

From next year Tanzanians will start to wipe their ass using Tissue papers manufactured in Tatu City. The likes of The best 007 aka ukimwi man, Sama boy 255 aka forest man and Venus Star aka gay Nyinyi mnaezaendelea kutumia tu matawi which you are used to.


View: https://x.com/Tatu_City/status/1826584810136965196

Yani tunaanza kuongelea Tissue Kweli 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Nilikuwa nadhani kwamba unaongelea Mashamba ya Mahindi, maana njaa ndio ugonjwa mkubwa Kundustan

 

[Kosugi]

From next year Tanzanians will start to wipe their ass using Tissue papers manufactured in Tatu City. The likes of The best 007 aka ukimwi man, Sama boy 255 aka forest man and Venus Star aka gay Nyinyi mnaezaendelea kutumia tu matawi which you are used to.


View: https://x.com/Tatu_City/status/1826584810136965196

Bongo tuna maji huwa hatuna tabia mbovu ya kuchambia makaratasi.

 

[Teargas]

Fala wewe.
LALIGA amewekeza Yanga FC directly yeye kama yeye.
Aya Wao wameijuaje yanga kama haijulikani!?

Wamewekeza nini? Ebu tuambie 😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Bongo tuna maji huwa hatuna tabia mbovu ya kuchambia makaratasi.

Kwani wewe ni muislamu? Unajikuna mkundu Alafu bandage unaenda kula nayo kwenye sinia?🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

 

[President of China]

Bongo tuna maji huwa hatuna tabia mbovu ya kuchambia makaratasi.

Mjinga kweli. Yani sisi tunatumia maji yeye anakuja kutuletea tissues 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Kosugi]

Wamewekeza nini? Ebu tuambie 😂😂

Kwani laliga wanahusika na nini!??
Mbona swali la kijinga hili!?

 

[Teargas]

Yani tunaanza kuongelea Tissue Kweli 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Nilikuwa nadhani kwamba unaongelea Mashamba ya Mahindi, maana njaa ndio ugonjwa mkubwa Kundustan

Ebu tuonyeshe factories zenye ziko Magufuli city tukucheke kidogo😂😂