Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Huyu jamaa amewapiga kiboko najua wengi humu watakasirika sana. 🤣 🤣
Here is a real comparison between Dar and Nairobi by a foreigner with no bias.
Points.
1. Dar es Salaam is extremely slow. Nairobi is fast.
2. Nairobians are more metropolitan
3. Nairobians speak better English.
4. Both Cities have friendly people.
5. Nairobi has a more city vibe than Dar es Salaam.
6. Nairobi has more advanced architecture with more skyscrappers.
7. Nairobi has more glass buildings. (Wale wa blue glass buildings wako wapi? Niliwaambia hapo kwenu ni excitement tu kisa hamjazoea hizi vitu) 🤣 🤣 🤣
8. Nairobi buildings are better designed than Dar buildings.
9. Nairobi architecture is British influenced, Dar architecture is Arab, German and Indian influenced.
10. Nairobi has better quality buildings.
11. Malls in Dar es Salaam are terribly designed and horrible to be there and have fewer people with little to do there.
12. The roads are better in Nairobi. Roads in Dar are dreadful. (Niliwaambia huwa mnapiga picha za highways pekee mkipost. 🤣🤣🤣
13. Nairobi is more modern. Dar is more historical.
14. Most roads in Dar have no pedestrian walks. Nairobi has more pedestrian walks.
15. Dar es Salaam has almost no parks. The few that they have are crappy.
16. Nairobi is a more international city than Dar.
17. Dar es Salaam people like to show off. Even in clubs when they buy drinks they have to flash out and show off to convince people they have lots of money when most of them are actually poor and just spend most of their salary on booze. 🤣🤣
18. Quality of sound systems in Dar is terrible and the speakers are cheap. Sound systems in Nairobi are better.
19. Both cities have very poor street lighting.
20. Dar is hot, Nairobi is colder and chilly - swimming pools in Nairobi are heated. Loves Dar es Salaam climate more.


Najua mtamchukia huyu mzungu sana.🤣🤣
Geza Ulole Chamoto RRONDO buffalo44 mwaiofhawaii mwathadan Reborn Ktb





View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqLlo8RMc1g
 
NairobiWalker said:
Huyu jamaa amewapiga kiboko najua wengi humu watakasirika sana. 🤣 🤣
Here is a real comparison between Dar and Nairobi by a foreigner with no bias.
Points.
1. Dar es Salaam is extremely slow. Nairobi is fast.
2. Nairobians are more metropolitan
3. Nairobians speak better English.
4. Both Cities have friendly people.
5. Nairobi has a more city vibe than Dar es Salaam.
6. Nairobi has more advanced architecture with more skyscrappers.
7. Nairobi has more glass buildings. (Wale wa blue glass buildings wako wapi? Niliwaambia hapo kwenu ni excitement tu kisa hamjazoea hizi vitu) 🤣 🤣 🤣
8. Nairobi buildings are better designed than Dar buildings.
9. Nairobi architecture is British influenced, Dar architecture is Arab, German and Indian influenced.
10. Nairobi has better quality buildings.
11. Malls in Dar es Salaam are terribly designed and horrible to be there and have fewer people with little to do there.
12. The roads are better in Nairobi. Roads in Dar are dreadful. (Niliwaambia huwa mnapiga picha za highways pekee mkipost. 🤣🤣🤣
13. Nairobi is more modern. Dar is more historical.
14. Most roads in Dar have no pedestrian walks. Nairobi has more pedestrian walks.
15. Dar es Salaam has almost no parks. The few that they have are crappy.
16. Nairobi is a more international city than Dar.
17. Dar es Salaam people like to show off. Even in clubs when they buy drinks they have to flash out and show off to convince people they have lots of money when most of them are actually poor and just spend most of their salary on booze. 🤣🤣
18. Quality of sound systems in Dar is terrible and the speakers are cheap. Sound systems in Nairobi are better.
19. Both cities have very poor street lighting.
20. Dar is hot, Nairobi is colder and chilly - swimming pools in Nairobi are heated. Loves Dar es Salaam climate more.


Najua mtamchukia huyu mzungu sana.🤣🤣
Geza Ulole Chamoto RRONDO buffalo44 mwaiofhawaii mwathadan Reborn Ktb





View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqLlo8RMc1g
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hajaongelea infrastructure hata kidogo huyo jamaa ni colonialst mind! aongelee BRT, SGR, airport n boat services basi! Asisahau slums za Nairobi pia! water scarcity in Nairobi!
Roads zipi ziko better Nairobi?
 
Geza Ulole said:
hajaongelea infrastructure hata kidogo huyo jamaa ni colonialst mind! aongelee BRT, SGR, airport n boat services basi! Asisahau slums!
Roads zipi ziko better Nairobi?
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Nenda kwa video yake umpigie hicho kelele. I am but a messenger.
 
instanbul said:
Watu ni wazee wenye miaka 50+ lakin kubuni vitu kusolve kero kubwa hawataki.

Hizo Mwendokasi,treni hata hizo Daladala za kawaida watu hawakupaswa kabisa kushika hela na kulipa cash.
Kweye Daladala watu walipaswa kuonesha message tu ya mpesa ( hii inaokoa muda na pesa kuchakaa ovyo na kukeep Shilling 50 kwenye mzunguko)
Kwenye Mwendokasi au treni watu walipaswa kuscan kwa kadi au simu. Askari tu ndo anawasaidia kuingia kwenye kituo wasioelewa ( kadi zipatikane hata kwenye vibanda vya mpesa karibu) ( Rwanda wana card za TAP and Go)

Kama wameshindwa Vodacom, TIGO na local Banks wachukue hio opportunity kutengeneza apps na card.


Hii ni 2024. Tunapaswa tubadilike. Hapa nchini vijana wapo kibao tu wanaoweza tengeza hio mifumo. Inabidi wawezeshwe kutengeneza small companies za kusimamia hii mifumo. Baadae yanakuwa kuwa makampuni makubwa baadae na hizo ndo startups.

Monopoly inazidi kutengeneza tatizo kubwa la ajira hapa nchini na matumizi ya cash yanalea wizi, rushwa na money loundering
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Mnasema mko modern halafu vitu mnavyotamani huku tulishaavizoea ni vya kawaida.
 
Nicxie said:
A few points...
Umesema Nairobi it's only uptown ndio Iko na sidewalks. Well, I don't know what you meant by uptown but I want to believe that you meant to say downtown/cbd. Nairobi has no place called uptown.

These are Upper Hill sidewalksView attachment 3030601View attachment 3030602View attachment 3030603

In Kileleshwa...
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In Gigiri...View attachment 3030620

Undisclosed location...
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Alafu umesema modern Nairobi iko concentrated sehemu moja? Which one exactly? Is it cbd, Upper Hill, Lavington, Kileleshwa, Westlands or Kilimani? Or is it South C? Or could it be Eastleigh?
Or even Parklands?

You see, Dar es Salaam ni Posta, Kariakoo (which is still part of cbd) na Upanga. Ukiondoa hizo sehemu mbili hakuna Dar. Hata Ile kijitonyama mnayotaja humu ni vijighorofa vitano kando ya barabara Moja. Pembezoni ni uswazi.

Take a look at Eastleigh below uniambie inawezalinganishwa na wapi hapo Dar kwa ujenzi ukiondoa Posta na upangaView attachment 3030626View attachment 3030627View attachment 3030630View attachment 3030631View attachment 3030632
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Hatukusema uue boss, tulisema uwekelee tu kofi, sasa wewe unagonga kichwa na nyundo. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
NairobiWalker said:
Huyu jamaa amewapiga kiboko najua wengi humu watakasirika sana. 🤣 🤣
Here is a real comparison between Dar and Nairobi by a foreigner with no bias.
Points.
1. Dar es Salaam is extremely slow. Nairobi is fast.
2. Nairobians are more metropolitan
3. Nairobians speak better English.
4. Both Cities have friendly people.
5. Nairobi has a more city vibe than Dar es Salaam.
6. Nairobi has more advanced architecture with more skyscrappers.
7. Nairobi has more glass buildings. (Wale wa blue glass buildings wako wapi? Niliwaambia hapo kwenu ni excitement tu kisa hamjazoea hizi vitu) 🤣 🤣 🤣
8. Nairobi buildings are better designed than Dar buildings.
9. Nairobi architecture is British influenced, Dar architecture is Arab, German and Indian influenced.
10. Nairobi has better quality buildings.
11. Malls in Dar es Salaam are terribly designed and horrible to be there and have fewer people with little to do there.
12. The roads are better in Nairobi. Roads in Dar are dreadful. (Niliwaambia huwa mnapiga picha za highways pekee mkipost. 🤣🤣🤣
13. Nairobi is more modern. Dar is more historical.
14. Most roads in Dar have no pedestrian walks. Nairobi has more pedestrian walks.
15. Dar es Salaam has almost no parks. The few that they have are crappy.
16. Nairobi is a more international city than Dar.
17. Dar es Salaam people like to show off. Even in clubs when they buy drinks they have to flash out and show off to convince people they have lots of money when most of them are actually poor and just spend most of their salary on booze. 🤣🤣
18. Quality of sound systems in Dar is terrible and the speakers are cheap. Sound systems in Nairobi are better.
19. Both cities have very poor street lighting.
20. Dar is hot, Nairobi is colder and chilly - swimming pools in Nairobi are heated. Loves Dar es Salaam climate more.


Najua mtamchukia huyu mzungu sana.🤣🤣
Geza Ulole Chamoto RRONDO buffalo44 mwaiofhawaii mwathadan Reborn Ktb





View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqLlo8RMc1g
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Waingereza wanatetea koloni lao
 
Reborn tkd said:
The same problem again, 85km without asphalt. Tuliaminishwa hatakanyaga vumbi tena mpaka zambia 😂View attachment 3030711View attachment 3030712View attachment 3030713View attachment 3030714View attachment 3030715View attachment 3030716View attachment 3030717View attachment 3030718View attachment 3030719
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Imagine this guy travelled through the poorest parts of Kenya, came to Nairobi, rode all the way to Uganda and the roads were all tarmaced, not even a kilometer of vumbi alafu hapo bongo since aingie 80% ni vumbi then hawa majamaa wanataka kutuaminisha Kenya ni Nairobi pekee while Tz imeendelea kote kote. 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
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