Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Capt Richie]

Visited my former school. St Lukes Kimilili Bungoma

 

[Fundi kitasa]

Tayari huko mkunya mwenzenu keshakuja kutalii na bado joka na mabehewa ya ghorofa hayajaanza kazi


View: https://youtu.be/886LVKcMQn4?si=hiK7FC2DgxOFKihI

 

[coodip1]

Kundurenda hajaenda

Kaagizwa asiende.

 

[The best 007]

Achana na hako ka 2metre Uptown. Vuka Tom Mboya street na moi avenue nenda Downtown, river roads kule mpaka gikomba ni aibu Tupu.
Njoo huku Kilimani majengo mazuri ila barabara sasa, sewage kama zote hapo sijaongelea upper hill na westlands zenye miwaya ya stima na no sidewalk kila mahali.

Hapo hatuendi kwenye slums

Eastleigh ndo sehemu chafu zaidi East Africa. Hata nguruwe anapaogopa


Sehemu safi tu Nairobi ni Uptown pele yake tena kule karibu na bunge, KICC na agha khan walk ukienda kule Railway station ni aibu tupu

Umemvua kich.u.pi chake 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

Tayari huko mkunya mwenzenu keshakuja kutalii na bado joka na mabehewa ya ghorofa hayajaanza kazi


View: https://youtu.be/886LVKcMQn4?si=hiK7FC2DgxOFKihI

Ila mbona escallator haifanyi kazi?

 

[Chamoto]

Tayari huko mkunya mwenzenu keshakuja kutalii na bado joka na mabehewa ya ghorofa hayajaanza kazi


View: https://youtu.be/886LVKcMQn4?si=hiK7FC2DgxOFKihI

Jamaa ananawa halafu tena analishika bomba la kutawazia.

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Kiukweli Hili jambo linaniuma na kunikera sana , yaani Kodi zetu zinajengwa Kundustan? 😏😏😏😏👇👇

View: https://twitter.com/JMakamba/status/1802981940594655583?t=SF0hM-AfDXzrGkxtm2rtUA&s=19

Tukiwaambia nyinyi ni kondoo hamsikii. Ona serikali yenu inavyofanya maamuzi ya kijinga na mmekaa tu. Anyway, naweza elewa since hapo Dar the few skyscrapers mmejenga bado hazina wateja. Labda serikali inatafuta mahali kuna biashara.

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

teargas imekula ban huku kumbe iko mitaani inatumika sahii 😂😂😂

View: https://twitter.com/StandardKenya/status/1803022608545267842?s=19

View: https://twitter.com/gidikariuki/status/1803007701099680238?s=19

Unaona pavement zilivyo modern.

 

[President of China]

Jamaa ananawa halafu tena analishika bomba la kutawazia.

Hawa watu ni wachafu haki ya nani. Nimeona kupitia hiyo video. Maji ndio usafi nambari one. Toilet papers is just addition. Lakini alikuwa kama analalamika vile

 

[President of China]

Tukiwaambia nyinyi ni kondoo hamsikii. Ona serikali yenu inavyofanya maamuzi ya kijinga na mmekaa tu. Anyway, naweza elewa since hapo Dar the few skyscrapers mmejenga bado hazina wateja. Labda serikali inatafuta mahali kuna biashara.

Sasa unataka watu walalamike kama mnavyofanya nyie. 😀 😀 Just imagine since independence nchi yenu inaongozwa makabila mawili tu. Is Kenya Monarch State? Mbona hamuandamani kuhusu hilo? All land owned by Kenyatta family mbona hamfanyi chochote? Tukisema education system yenu ni mbovu tutakosea?

 

[President of China]

Unaona pavement zilivyo modern.

Yaani mnachekesha sana wakenya. Your trying to brag wakati watu wote duniani wanaijua Nairobi in and out. Tukiita huu ni upumbavu tutakuwa tumekosea?

 

[coodip1]

Ila mbona escallator haifanyi kazi?

Huyu atakuwa alikuja mapema ili afanye shooting. Escalators huwashwa karibia na muda wa train ili ku save umeme.

 

[coodip1]

Jamaa ananawa halafu tena analishika bomba la kutawazia.

Hawa nyangau IQ zao ndogo sana unakuja kufanya shooting ya electric train in Tz na umeonba kibali cha shooting lakini hata jina la kampuni hawezi kulitaja kwa ufasaha eti anadhani TRC ni Tanzania Railways Commissioning 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

Jamaa ananawa halafu tena analishika bomba la kutawazia.

Anapoteza maji kwa makusudi! Sijui alitaka kuoga ?😂😂

 

[babayao255]

Sasa unataka watu walalamike kama mnavyofanya nyie. 😀 😀 Just imagine since independence nchi yenu inaongozwa makabila mawili tu. Is Kenya Monarch State? Mbona hamuandamani kuhusu hilo? All land owned by Kenyatta family mbona hamfanyi chochote? Tukisema education system yenu ni mbovu tutakosea?

Ili kuwapumbaza ikikaribia uchaguzi wanaibua chama kipya cha siasa yaani kifungashio kipya lakini product ni ile ile. 😂😂😂

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/-DmtT0ljdKs?si=8TEleoP9ZKsXSGe4

MY TAKE
Now raping barrage is on the way with Kenya’s non NATO ally pact! Wafungue miguu kabsaa!

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Achana na hako ka 2metre Uptown. Vuka Tom Mboya street na moi avenue nenda Downtown, river roads kule mpaka gikomba ni aibu Tupu.
Njoo huku Kilimani majengo mazuri ila barabara sasa, sewage kama zote hapo sijaongelea upper hill na westlands zenye miwaya ya stima na no sidewalk kila mahali.

Hapo hatuendi kwenye slums

Eastleigh ndo sehemu chafu zaidi East Africa. Hata nguruwe anapaogopa


Sehemu safi tu Nairobi ni Uptown pele yake tena kule karibu na bunge, KICC na agha khan walk ukienda kule Railway station ni aibu tupu

Nionyeshe Estate moja tu hapo Dar yenye barabara nzuri kuliko Kilimani.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO3IIcC6xAE

 

[Geza Ulole]

Nionyeshe Estate moja tu hapo Dar yenye barabara nzuri kuliko Kilimani.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO3IIcC6xAE

Wewe mpumbavu wa wapi?

 

[ichoboy01]

Unaona pavement zilivyo modern.

Pavement gani uchafu mtupu 😂😂😂😂

Wewe hujiskii aibu

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Washaanza kuiba, hiyo nyumba imejengwa na mtz, huoni style yake? Japo imekaa kijuakali kwa sababu ya mmiliki kutokuwa na pesa ya kutosha ya finishing.

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Ona huyu.
Tangu lini Bongolala wakatumia bushstone? Nionyeshe nyumba kama hizo bongolala.
This is the signature Kenya archicture. Vitenge architecture yenu hukaa hivi na hapa nimepost nyumba ya upper middle class. Za maskini ni vicheko. 🤣🤣🤣