Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Reborn Ktb]

Yani wanaongea upuzi hadi hawawezi elewa kama uko sarcastic ukiwarudishia huo upuzi wako. Unapata mtu amepost picha ya Mwanza - there second biggest city - alafu anaandika eti 1200km from Dar. 🤣 🤣

Yani kila kitu ni Dar, hio Sgr sijui itabeba mizigo gani kutoka mwanza, omena !?😂😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

Yani kila kitu ni Dar, hio Sgr sijui itabeba mizigo gani kutoka mwanza, omena !?😂😂😂😂

Vipi nimekupatia elimu kuhusu Marsabit County. Umejifunza nini leo? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[100 others]

Ukiona mbongo akisema hii quote unajua ni mburukenge ya Tandale ambayo haijawai kanyaga mguu nje ya Bongo. Zote zikiingia hii thread huwa zinakariri hii sentensi. Ni kama wanafundishwa shuleni vile. 🤣 🤣 🤣

We unapaona Kenya ni mbali kama mbinguni? nimekaa hadi na waluhya wanakula ugali kilo 1 mtu mmoja, wanatafuna na mizizi flani inaitwa mukombero wanakula hio mizizi wanasema inaongeza libido.

Mtoto ananililia anasema wanaume wa Kenya ni washenzi kama washenzi wengine.

 

[The best 007]

Hivi ushawai tembea Kenya?

Kuna nini hebu tuambie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Tourism infrastructure gani.? 🤣🤣🤣 how many 5 star hotels do you have outside Nairobi.? Unaropoka tu mbwa wewe

Muulize wangekuwa na tourism infrastructures bora kuliko Tz si wangeizidi Tz kwenye mapato ya utalii?

 

[100 others]

ichoboy01 Mwenyekiti, Hii upande wa 3 O’clock ni F20 au E87 😂😂😂😂😂 Nani ka Park hapa?

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Mzee hio si unaona kabisa ni G Wagon 63 AMG V12 tuned by brabus.

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Muulize wangekuwa na tourism infrastructures bora kuliko Tz si wangeizidi Tz kwenye mapato ya utalii?

Tuko kwa kigoma, huko kwa tourism nifate baadae Nikuonyeshe vile tumewapiga.

 

[NairobiWalker]

We unapaona Kenya ni mbali kama mbinguni? nimekaa hadi na waluhya wanakula ugali kilo 1 mtu mmoja, wanatafuna na mizizi flani inaitwa mukombero wanakula hio mizizi wanasema inaongeza libido.

Mtoto ananililia anasema wanaume wa Kenya ni washenzi kama washenzi wengine.

Hiyo ni inferiority complex inaongea. 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Meanwhile mchele wote Kunyaland na East Africa unatoka Tanzania 😁😁


View: https://x.com/TanzaniaWelcome/status/1689309779255005184?t=auwfg3yB53qFKCnLbJ3d4Q&s=19

Rice zenye tunaimport from Tanzania ni za wafungwa. All high quality rice we consume in Kenya are produced locally and Pakistan.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Tuko kwa kigoma, huko kwa tourism nifate baadae Nikuonyeshe vile tumewapiga.

Black american ametembelea nchi zote mbili akasema Kenya ina better tourism infrastructure. Hiyo ndio inawauma. Unajua takwimu zao za tourism huwa za kupika. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[ndughuri msuya]

Kuna black American Fulani alizunguka East Africa sana. Maoni yake yalikuwa kuwa Mwanza is bigger but Kisumu is more developed. Bongolala humu hazikufurahia kabisa.😂😂😂

Kwa usemi wako hao Waamerika una waabudu sana ndio maana munawauzia nchi kwa misaada ya ndege mitumba

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kwa usemi wako hao Waamerika una waabudu sana ndio maana munawauzia nchi kwa misaada ya ndege mitumba

Teargas washaanza zile story za kuabudu. Ulitabiri accurately.😂😂

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Kwa usemi wako hao Waamerika una waabudu sana ndio maana munawauzia nchi kwa misaada ya ndege mitumba

Hii comment niliitarajia 😃

 

[President of China]

Tuko kwa kigoma, huko kwa tourism nifate baadae Nikuonyeshe vile tumewapiga.

Umekubali kuwa wewe ni muongo? Mzee kigoma huwezi kuigusa.

Tunaanza kuongelea kigoma kama ifuatavyo:-

Lake Tanganyika

 

[The best 007]

We unapaona Kenya ni mbali kama mbinguni? nimekaa hadi na waluhya wanakula ugali kilo 1 mtu mmoja, wanatafuna na mizizi flani inaitwa mukombero wanakula hio mizizi wanasema inaongeza libido.

Mtoto ananililia anasema wanaume wa Kenya ni washenzi kama washenzi wengine.

Endelea kupiga panapouma, ndiyo slogan yetu humu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Tuanze na idadi;
According to the 2019 census, marsabit county has a population of 459,785

Kigoma Region has a total population of 2,470,967

Nimeona nije nimalize mzizi wa fitina sio kelele mingi tu. Kigoma 👇

kiglma at night 👇
View: https://youtu.be/2vaXEs9lw8o?si=K_jkj2-8yfezROuT. 🤣🤣 ukileta hiyo maypole sijui ikaipiku kigoma nafunga hii account now for good.. hii kigoma ni 1600km away from our ex capital Dar es Salaam. Niko pale nangoja comeback yako.

 

[The best 007]

Hiyo ni inferiority complex inaongea. 🤣 🤣

Tatizo lenu mkiambiwa ukweli mnaona kama watanzania tuna maringo wakati alichokisema jamaa ni ukweli mtupu 100%

 

[President of China]

Mwitongo Garden Kigoma
Sasa nataka wakenya wakimbie kwa sasa.

 

[The best 007]

Rice zenye tunaimport from Tanzania ni za wafungwa. All high quality rice we consume in Kenya are produced locally and Pakistan.

Tuoneshe hayo mashamba tucheke kdg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Nimeona nije nimalize mzizi wa fitina sio kelele mingi tu. Kigoma 👇View attachment 3015320View attachment 3015303View attachment 3015290View attachment 3015293View attachment 3015295View attachment 3015296View attachment 3015299View attachment 3015301View attachment 3015302kiglma at night 👇
View: https://youtu.be/2vaXEs9lw8o?si=K_jkj2-8yfezROuT. 🤣🤣 ukileta hiyo maypole sijui ikaipiku kigoma nafunga hii account now for good.. hii kigoma ni 1600km away from our ex capital Dar es Salaam. Niko pale nangoja comeback yako.

Hutawaona tena. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Wamejifukia kwenye mashimo