Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Nicxie]

Ndio maana mumekaa wajinga so far watu wanapost picha ya 2022 na nyie munachukua hvo hvo kama kondoo😆😆
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Does that change the fact that that's Dar?

 

[Nicxie]

Naona mpaka majengo ya CBD Achilia mbali downtown 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wewe hujui nairobi nyamaza. Unajua downtown Nairobi ipo upande gani?

 

[nairobae]

2017 mzee unapanua mdomo hata ya diamond ni ya 2022🤣🤣🤣🤣

Au unabisha sio ya 2017 nikuletee ushahidi sahivi

Sasa mukipata ya 2023 kama hii tutapumua kweli? 🤣 🤣 🤣 Mumezoea ku import fossils ndio kwa maana unadhani Diamond alifanya kitu cha maana sana.


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[Teargas]

Hii ni nini unanionesha 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Tukianza na Mombasa nioneshe gari za kifakhari ambazo hazihusiani na joho + abduswamad family,

Alaf tutakuja Nairobi SASA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hakuna kitu utanidanganya wewe

Unataka Mombasa ishindane na mji gani Tanzania?😂😂😂

Mombasa

View: https://x.com/osoroKE/status/1791142953529778598

 

[Nicxie]

Haya Uhuru Kenyatta alikuja na hio project na ikafa so weka akiba ya maneno musiwe wajinga kushangilia vitu haijulikani ukweli wake 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

The same project ilikua signed kipindi cha Uhuru na hakuna kilichofanyika

Kwa SASA acheni kua wajinga na watumwa wafikra

Hebu leta habari Uhuru akisign hiyo project

 

[Teargas]

Na CBD pamoja na downtown yote imo ndani bila kusahau kilimani🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ebu circle where Kilimani is in that picture😂😂

 

[muhogo_kiks]

I work for the government… the regulations attached to my job are so severe a small mistake can put me in prison… Likewise, the US military is bound by rules of engagement that can sometimes tie their ability to finish an assignment… I don’t have to explain that.. otherwise they have the capability to carpet bomb the Taliban back to Stone Age but the cost of civilian and innocent Afghanis casualties would be too much to bare… Go figure out what I just said and come back with an intelligent response…..

Mabaasha zenu Israel/Zionists are carpet bombing people in Palestine are they winning anything.
And don't talk here as if you didn't "carpet bomb" people in Iraq and Afghanistan. You killed more than 1,000,000 people and all you got was humiliation.
No need to put your day job at risk, no need to explain too much. Your country( both USA and Kenya) is wack and weak 🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

2017 mzee unapanua mdomo hata ya diamond ni ya 2022🤣🤣🤣🤣

Au unabisha sio ya 2017 nikuletee ushahidi sahivi

Ukipata Bentley Flying Spur kama hii ya 2023 huko bongo slum nitag nifunge account. 🤣🤣 Bongoslum hamuwezi tuambia kitu about new cars na bado muna import gari za year 2000 in 2024.


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[Nicxie]

Expressway inamilikiwa na Nani??😆😆😆
Au hujui ni mali ya mchina

Nairobi to Mombasa sio mradi wa Leo wala wajanja hata kipindi cha Uhuru wali sign same thing alaf baadae ikawaje ??

Nakwambia wakianza ujenzi wowote unitag niwe wakwanza 😂😂😂😂😂

Wewe ulitaka utagiwe 88Nairobi ikiwa design stage

Ukataka utagiwe ujenzi wa GTC ikianza

Ukataka utagiwe ujenzi wa expressway ikianza

Ukataka utagiwe ujenzi wa affordable housing projects zikianza

Ukataka utagiwe Lamu port ikijengwa

Ukataka utagiwe dongo kundu ikijengwa

Ukataka utagiwe CBK Pension ikijengwa

Ukataka utagiwe sgr ikifika naivasha

Kwa hizi zote na mengineyo, mwishowe zinafanyika na unabaki kinywa wazi. Utataka utagiwe hadi lini. Kwani wewe ni mayai? Huoni wewe ni mjinga na desperate?

 

[Nicxie]

Ukipata Bentley Flying Spur kama hii ya 2023 huko bongo slum nitag nifunge account. 🤣🤣 Bongoslum hamuwezi tuambia kitu about new cars na bado muna import gari za year 2000 in 2024.


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I had no idea there's a Bentley Flying Spur in Kenya.

Kweli watu Wana pesa hapa nje!

 

[Nicxie]

Punguza kuropokwa, Ukipata any showroom in bongoslum inauza rolls royce nitag.

Kwa hivyo hawana? Inabidi waje Kenya kununua Rolls Royce for those who can afford RR?

Kweli empty debes make the most noise

 

[Nicxie]

A normal showroom selling Bentley Bentayga casually tu. 🤣 🤣


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Yani hawana majibu kabisa. Hawajaleta hata showroom moja. Alafu tukilete data showing we have a bigger middle-class population watu wanashikwa na hamaki!🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Wewe ulitaka utagiwe 88Nairobi ikiwa design stage

Ukataka utagiwe ujenzi wa GTC ikianza

Ukataka utagiwe ujenzi wa expressway ikianza

Ukataka utagiwe ujenzi wa affordable housing projects zikianza

Ukataka utagiwe Lamu port ikijengwa

Ukataka utagiwe dongo kundu ikijengwa

Ukataka utagiwe CBK Pension ikijengwa

Ukataka utagiwe sgr ikifika naivasha

Kwa hizi zote na mengineyo, mwishowe zinafanyika na unabaki kinywa wazi. Utataka utagiwe hadi lini. Kwani wewe ni mayai? Huoni wewe ni mjinga na desperate?

😂😂😂😂

 

[Bugucha]

Some African leaders are dumb😂😂😂

 

[Nicxie]

2017 rolls Royce ndio kitu unataka tuongelee hapa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Leta showroom ya Rolls Royce hapa Dar is slum tuone. Acha kukwepa swali

 

[Bugucha]

Arusha🇹🇿🇹🇿

 

[Bugucha]

The Fleet🇹🇿 🔥

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Wasaliti wa Afrika
View: https://twitter.com/Kabogo_Henry/status/1793525731596828715?t=2sglLFWvoJiCJBqoKW7i3g&s=19

 

[President of China]

View: https://twitter.com/CAF_Online/status/1794067778288140788?t=4Dk2evVaq0w4efvgJi9dag&s=19

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Omba omba Republic 😁😁👇👇

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