Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[NDINDA]

Wakundustan Mwendo wameumaliza wamebaki ku troll tu 😂
Imagine kopo lenye speed limit ya 100km/h liende 200Km/h. 😂

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Hapana, it's slower than Kenyan trains.

Kenya trains are best in the world😎

 

[coodip1]

Mchi

Halafu Mchina kawaaminisha ule mtungi wa chang'aa ni bora kuliko hii! Kweli kuna watu hawana akili.

Mchina kaweka speedometer ya uongo na kweli ili kuwahadaa hawa kondoo kuwa chuma ni ya kisasa lakini sura linakataa.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mchina haendi mbinguni aisee sio kwa ulaghai huu huku ukiacha mamilioni ya watu kwenye madeni.

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

View: https://youtu.be/CaS5FT6d4y0?si=zG4qh1G52BIgf15W

Si huwa mnasema Kibera ina 2.5M people in 2.5 sq. km. Sasa inakuwaje Pipeline yenye 160k in 1 sq. km inakuwa the most densely populated? 🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Wakundustan Mwendo wameumaliza wamebaki ku troll tu 😂
Imagine kopo lenye speed limit ya 100km/h liende 200Km/h. 😂

Wanaumia Sana musione hvi, MTU mwenyewe munaebishana nae ni maji ya jioni 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 na usifkiri Hajui ukweli anajua vzr sana

 

[coodip1]

Wakundustan Mwendo wameumaliza wamebaki ku troll tu 😂
Imagine kopo lenye speed limit ya 100km/h liende 200Km/h. 😂

Bila shaka watakuwa wane temper na manufacturer speed governor hawa kondoo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Kosugi]

Mimi naona ghorofa 7 pekeake ama hio ndio cluster kubwa dar slum ukitoka kariakoo, posta na victoria. Tushamaliza mjadala dar slum na lazy land kwa ujumla hakuna maghorofa yakuanguka. Jengeni kwanza!

Ghorofa aliloleta ichoboy juzi lilikua pekeyake tena lina floor 4 tu.
Kwanini lilianguka??
Tunataka jibu.
Kwahiyo wingi wa maghorofa ndio unafanya maghorofa yaanguke!?
Mbona mataifa mengine makubwa yanapata hadi tetemeko la magnitude 4 na maghorofa hayaanguki!?
India na Bangladesh walipata mafuriko ambayo kama Kenya wangepata vifo vingekua mamilioni ila hakuna nyumba iliyoanguka.
Sasa najiuliza Kenya ndio pekeenu mna hizo cluster!??
Yani BABAAKO KHERI PESA ANGENUNULIA MALAYA NAIROBI KULIKO KUKUSOMESHA.

 

[Teargas]

Inaelekea hujui maana ya streamline 🤣🤣🤣

Kenya passenger trains are more streamlined than that thing.

 

[ichoboy01]

Mchi
Mchina kaweka speedometer ya uongo na kweli ili kuwahadaa hawa kondoo kuwa chuma ni ya kisasa lakini sura linakataa.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mchina haendi mbinguni aisee sio kwa ulaghai huu huku ukiacha mamilioni ya watu kwenye madeni.

We muulize kwann hii red light inawaka kwenye 100😂😂

 

[coodip1]

Watanzania wote ni wajinga hivi ama ni wewe pekee yako? Do you know the meaning of a streamlined body?

Wewe ambaye hujui assets ni nini unataka kunipa darasa juu ya streamline kweli mbona unataka kuleta kituko hapa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Mimi naona ghorofa 7 pekeake ama hio ndio cluster kubwa dar slum ukitoka kariakoo, posta na victoria. Tushamaliza mjadala dar slum na lazy land kwa ujumla hakuna maghorofa yakuanguka. Jengeni kwanza!

Usitarijie kamwe kama nitakuamimisha ilala iko na gorofa za kucheba, kwasababu ni hulka yenu ubishi na wivu. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

Dash ya kuokoteza hiyo mkuu limit yake 100kph

We muulize kwann hii red light inawaka kwenye 100😂😂View attachment 2989780

 

[coodip1]

Kenya passenger trains are more streamlined than that thing.

Ni kweli zile bichwa ngombe ziko streamlined na moto wake sio wa kawaida 330km/hr

 

[Kosugi]

Usitarijie kamwe kama nitakuamimisha ilala iko na gorofa za kucheba, kwasababu ni hulka yenu ubishi na wivu. 🤣🤣🤣

Msenge sana huyu kijana.
Kataka kuoneshwa ghorofa kaoneshwa,eti kahama visingizio.
Aya basi tuseme TZ hakuna maghorofa.
India na Bangladesh kuna maghorofa KENYA NZIMA HAKUNA.
Na wamepigwa na mafuriko makubwa tu,ila hukusikia ghorofa kuanguka.
Au huko mbali twende DUBAI.
Je kwa yale mafuriko ya Dubai kuna ghorofa/jengo la aina yeyote lilianguka!?
Jibu HAPANA.
Swali,KWANINI KILA MWAKA YAANGUKE MAJENGO YA KENYA PEKEYAKE!?
Unajua ungekua karibu ungeliwamba kofi jamaa lipumbavu kama hili.

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Jo'burg ni mbali siku angetia mguu tu hapo windhoek angejiona yuko ulaya,huyo kichaa hajawahi kutoka nje ya kibera

Ukiongea hivi mtu anaweza dhani umewai toka hapo Tandale.

 

[ichoboy01]

Dash ya kuokoteza hiyo mkuu limit yake 100kph

Wakenya ni watu wa ajabu Sana na sijui kwann wanaiogopa Sana Tanzania 😂😂

Hata kwa hesabu Tu 470km inachukua Saa sita wakat bus kwa hio hio km hzo hzo inachukua Saa Saba

 

[Kosugi]

We muulize kwann hii red light inawaka kwenye 100😂😂View attachment 2989780

Atakwambia hiyo ni spidi gavana inaeza fungwa hata kwenye 8km/hr.
Lamamayeee

 

[Teargas]

Siku hilo nginjanginja likiweza ku clock 120kph tuu nitahamia Kenya 😁

Bado uko na plans za kuhama ama umechange mind?😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Atakwambia hiyo ni spidi gavana inaeza fungwa hata kwenye 8km/hr.Lamamayeee

Wewe Malaya Speed governor can be set anywhere. Hile ilikuwa at 100km/h, it has been changed to now 120km/h. Hii train imipewa freedom itakanyaga 200km/h, something that your trains can't do.

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/5M4DgmkJcac?si=CmCG1bOHwPVHGIlg

MY TAKE
Read the comments of genuine Kenyans! didn't have time to watch the clip!