Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[muhogo_kiks]

Kitu Uganda imefanyia Tanzania ni Kama msichana amedarwa alafu akishashikwa na nyege mwanaume anamuacha hapo kwa kitanda.

It's actually the other way. Kama ungekuwa na akili ungeliona hilo kitambo.

Kila mtu anajua sahivi, ili upate unachotaka kunyaland basi wewe taja Tanzania Tu 🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://twitter.com/chiefodemba/status/1772121718825345455?t=M8bUuCSNcLOFWbD81pWJsg&s=19

Hvi haya madudu Rais wa nchi anayajua??

 

[ichoboy01]

Shabiki wa Simba alietoka Kenya🤣🤣🤣
Sikieni Kiswahili yake

View: https://youtu.be/sltnVEidM7M?si=DTAvFThj-wPcC5O6

 

[Bagamoyo]

#SEABOURNSOJOURN LUXURIOUS CRUISE SHIP IN DAR ES SALAAM TANZANIA ​

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ZGHGVYx1E
Source : Travellers TV

 

[NairobiWalker]

Akili Huna kijana. Alafu kuna NairobiWalker anaita banter

Sijaona chuki kwa Yale aliyoandika, ama labda unieleze ni lipi la chuki hapo.

 

[NairobiWalker]

"Hapa si bara", wakristo wanapata shida Sana Zanzibar

View: https://twitter.com/city_digest/status/1773641390078996609?t=ar8kIf6sbAQvnQuDmMVacA&s=19

Watakuambia Kenya tunabaguana. Kenya hatujawai Fika hii level. Very backward mentality.

 

[NairobiWalker]

It's actually the other way. Kama ungekuwa na akili ungeliona hilo kitambo.

Kila mtu anajua sahivi, ili upate unachotaka kunyaland basi wewe taja Tanzania Tu 🤣

Mloshangilia humu vile mmeteka Soko la Ug alafu sahii mnajaribu kutafuta PA kutokea. Uganda wanewacheza

 

[The best 007]

Shabiki wa Simba alietoka Kenya🤣🤣🤣
Sikieni Kiswahili yake

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Wakenya wengi wanapenda Simba na Yanga kufa, hawa wanuka mavi wa humu nao wanazipenda hizi timu zetu sema tu hii battle ndo wanavunga.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Kaokota picha mitandaoni Huko anajifanya na yeye anakula bata mumuone anamaisha mazuri, fake life Yani kila kitu kwenye maisha Yao ni fake na sijui hua wanapata faida gani mbwa hawa, 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Umempa uppercut ya maana 😀,kunyan kufake maisha ni kawaida sana kwao

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Kitu Uganda imefanyia Tanzania ni Kama msichana amedarwa alafu akishashikwa na nyege mwanaume anamuacha hapo kwa kitanda.

Wewe dole la kati alilowatia mu7 kwenye eacop umesahau ina maana

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Kama hujui kizungu usilazimishe kuandika armature na kuvaa viatu vya skating😎

Since you love correcting Kenyans on their vocabulary, I will be honored to alert you … I think you meant amateur NOT armature, which is a metal device …🤓😜

 

[Kosugi]

"Hapa si bara", wakristo wanapata shida Sana Zanzibar

View: https://twitter.com/city_digest/status/1773641390078996609?t=ar8kIf6sbAQvnQuDmMVacA&s=19

Zanzibar ni kisiwa kinachojinasibu na sheria za kiislam.
Kama USA na France wanavyojinasibu na ukristo.
Huyo kakamatwa anakula hadharani.
Kama alitaka kula angekula ndani.
Ila wakristo wanaishi kwa amani tu hapo Zanzibar.
Mwezi huu kuna mtu alikamatwa akivunja kanisa Zanzibar akachukuliwa hatua za kisheria.
Kama ingekua hakuna haki basi wangemtetea kisa muislam.
MSIWE MNASHABIKIA TU KIPUUZI PUUZI PASI NA KUJUA CHANZO NI NINI.

 

[Kosugi]

Kitu Uganda imefanyia Tanzania ni Kama msichana amedarwa alafu akishashikwa na nyege mwanaume anamuacha hapo kwa kitanda.

Mbona jambo la kawaida sana!?
Huu mkataba na suala la EACOP lipi ni jambo kubwa na lenye faida zaidi?
Huo mkataba na mkataba wa Ug kutumia TRC kusafirisha mizigo yake lipi jambo kubwa zaidi??
Hilo ni jambo dogo sanaa sijaona cha kushangilia hapo.

 

[Kosugi]

Mloshangilia humu vile mmeteka Soko la Ug alafu sahii mnajaribu kutafuta PA kutokea. Uganda wanewacheza

Khaaa!Yani kamkataba haka ndio unaruka ruka!?
Unachekesha wewe.

 

[Chamoto]

Boeing CEO, Dave Calhoun na mabosi wengine watatu, wamefukuzwa kazi, hii ni baada ya whistleblower aliyefichua madudu ya kampuni hiyo kuuawa wiki jana. Nilimekuwa nikilalamika hapa kwa miaka zaidi ya miwili kuhusu ATCL kuendelea kununua hizi ndege za 737 MAX. Tena kuna watu hapa, mmoja wao akiwa ni joto la jiwe alizitetea sana ndege hizi, akidai zimekarabatiwa.

Baadhi ya watu hawaelewi kuwa Boeing ni kampuni bomu kwa sasa. Hii ilikuwa ni kampuni nzuri sana zamani, enzi hizo wakiwa na kamsemo kao "Boeing is a company of engineers", dhana ilikuwa, "to build a good piece of engineering and they will come". Wakimaanisha kutengeneza bidhaa bora kuzingatia usalama na kila dhana ya kiuhandisi.

Mambo yalibadilika 1997 pale Boeing ilipoungana na McDonnell Douglas, kampuni iliyokuwa na dhana tofauti, yaani wao faida kwa stock holders ndo kila kitu, hata kama watatengeneza crappy products. Baada ya merging, vigogo wa McDonnell Douglas ndiyo wakawa waendesha kampuni, Boeing ikabaki jina tuu. Product ya viongozi wa McDonnell Douglas ndiyo haya majeneza yanayoelea yanayoitwa 737 MAX.

Watu wanaojielewa siku hizi hawapandi tena hizi ndege, including Boeing employees.

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Mchizi leo kujifanya eti yeye ni huyo mwamba kwenye picha, akiona ili tujue kwamba ni yeye eti akaificha sura ya huyo binti 😂😂😂 ooooh my guy Reborn Ktb we all know uko na dream ya kufika Arusha, ushauri wangu wa bure kwako kaka, subiri muda bado and trust the process, utatimiza tu ndoto zako buda.

Nimeficha sura kwa Sababu ya privacy ya huyo Dada.

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Huu uwanja ndo utaanda AFCON, cheki ulivyo mchafu😄

 

[Chamoto]

Huu uwanja ndo utaanda AFCON, cheki ulivyo mchafu😄View attachment 2948779

Wivu utakuua wewe, kabla ya siku zako.

 

[The best 007]

Wivu utakuua wewe, kabla ya siku zako.

Kapausha picha ili ajifariji, anadhani ana akili kuliko CAF na FIFA walioona uwanja huu pekee ndiyo una vigezo East and central Africa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/98OCQCDGDaA?si=FIT8iMNZdcbwQamP