Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[KANAIRO]

Kwa tech TZ hawaja embrace, hata kwa your own innovations bado mna flop, I can’t imagine kenya innovating mpesa only to be poularized by a foreign country
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hii watapita kimyaaa...

 

[NDINDA]

Kizibo
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PISI mbovu 🤣 😂 😂

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://youtu.be/BZcLhfoQkus?si=YN-H8dfvR4H6yVNt

 

[KANAIRO]

Kwa tech TZ hawaja embrace, hata kwa your own innovations bado mna flop, I can’t imagine kenya innovating mpesa only to be poularized by a foreign country
View: https://instagram.com/p/C3HtJcRNhe4/

hii watapita kimyaaa

Kumbe huyu 👆 ni kademu 😂😂😳😳


(Niko jobless jamen au hii ni kazi ya jobless, msishangae)
Proof kuwa ni demu👇
Kapost hii pic (ameiscreenshot afu akalike)
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Nikaingalie FB hio post na nikaenda kwa waliolike kwa kucheka
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Hizi dp mbili chin zinafanana (the same)👇
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Kademu chenyewe 👇
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Hehe.....kijana wa Homabay county leo naitwa Mukami.....nice try though.Its the desperation....lol

 

[Nicxie]

Hivi hizi ni lane mbili ama ni kuhesabu hujui?

Hiyo ya juu sii flyover, ni elevated roadway. Jua tofauti wee kima. alafu sio sehemu zote iko juu, kuna sehemu lane zote including za expressway ziko chini.

Muoneshe hizi picha awache kukusumbua. Unajua dealing with these lazybones ain't for the fainthearted

 

[Teargas]

hii watapita kimyaaa

Hehe.....kijana wa Homabay county leo naitwa Mukami.....nice try though.Its the desperation....lol

Hata nimeshangaa tangu lini mjaluo akaitwa Mukami. If desperation was a person jamaa angekuwa kiongozi.

 

[nairobae]

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[KANAIRO]

Condolences to Kenyatta university comrades fraternity.....😭😭😭and to the loved ones of the victims. sad.

 

[Nicxie]

Ndio maana nimekwambia hio picha ni ya 2006 unapost Leo 2024 hvi we mzima kweli?😁 Watu tushatoka Huko tuko mbali SASA hvi

Vaa miwani ya mbao utaona hiace ya miaka 30 kwenye picha ulipost kondoo wewe

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So bongolala you'd rather lie just to save a face and make clowns clap for you 🤣🤣🤣

So unasisitiza tu kwamba mwaka 2006 mlikuwa na brt?

 

[Teargas]

Konza Technopolis

 

[KANAIRO]

So bongolala you'd rather lie just to save a face and make clowns clap for you 🤣🤣🤣

So unasisitiza tu kwamba mwaka 2006 mlikuwa na brt?

ichoboy ndio watu tanzania inategemea kutoka kiwango cha ldc....straight out reasons like a dumb person. mali aliyorithi imemuokoa huyo mwarabu...lol.

 

[ichoboy01]

So bongolala you'd rather lie just to save a face and make clowns clap for you 🤣🤣🤣

So unasisitiza tu kwamba mwaka 2006 mlikuwa na brt?

Tafuta Neno nimesema 2006 tulikua na BRT nifunge ACC SASA hvi🤣🤣🤣 kwann unabadilisha Mada au ulipoona Ile picha ya 2006 ukaamua kubadili gear

 

[Nicxie]

Tafuta Neno nimesema 2006 tulikua na BRT nifunge ACC SASA hvi🤣🤣🤣 kwann unabadilisha Mada au ulipoona Ile picha ya 2006 akaamua kubadili gear

Nioneshe hiyo picha ya 2006 nilileta humu

 

[KANAIRO]

This Tunduma border seems to be like hell on earth ....everybody complains about it.Honestly tanzanians ndio huwa watapeli na conmen wakubwa hapa East Africa....wamejificha ndani ya hiyo kiswahili yao.I remember one who tried to con me when I wanted to book Dar Lux along river road. Nilimpigisha malap kisha nikamshow...bro hii ni KANAIRO na sisi ndio tutakupanga. Shida ni they are petty conmen not very smart.....hiyo muwachie tu Kenyans. We scam wazungus 12 billion in one go 🤣😆😆


View: https://youtu.be/pVnDrCDcU3s?si=X64Z7dvM2rMtgHsQ

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Bandari ya Mombasa mpo?😎
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3pNhXz01ZaI

 

[Nicxie]

Hii ni zamani. Hio ni Msimbazi street before brt background unaweza kuona round about kwenye junction ya Msimbazi na Uhuru street sasa hivi haipo.
Hiace zimepigwa marufuku kuingia mjini miaka mingi iliopita. Angali hio junction after brt(no roundabout)
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Hara hizi ni za before brt.

Excuses galore!

 

[Nicxie]

Hile Northern Bypass ya Kibera is better than hiyo barabara from JNIA to Dar town.

Baadala wajenge barabara hao wako hapa wanapiga kelele.

Leave alone the state of that road. That's a nonstarter. Did you also realize that it also doesn't have traffic? Imagine that's the road leading to the biggest airport in Tanzania and it's that deserted!! Look at the way that driver was cruising at a high speed!

Now close your eyes and picture how busy Mombasa road usually is with traffic snarlups daily na yetu ni 8 lanes while yao ni 4 lanes and empty!

Alafu watu wanataka tushindane hapa about roads, airports among other things!!!!

 

[Nicxie]

Nimependa hio miti hapo pembeni.

Leo mumekua wafuasi wa miti!!!
Hehehehe...acha nicheke

 

[Nicxie]

Kuanzia wazo mpaka mipango yote ya BRT ilifanywa na serikali ya Mkapa. Kikwete, Magufuli na Samia ni watekelezaji tuu.

Hatuingelei mipango hapa. Ile picha niliyopost uliona ni wazo, mipango ama ni Barabara ambayo ishajengwa?

 

[nairobae]

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