Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[ichoboy01]

Kinondoni dar

View: https://youtu.be/MwTr5hcqyGA?si=BudGJqgHTVLorroS

 

[Gucci gang]

Kumbe huyu 👆 ni kademu 😂😂😳😳


(Niko jobless jamen au hii ni kazi ya jobless, msishangae)
Proof kuwa ni demu👇
Kapost hii pic (ameiscreenshot afu akalike)
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Nikaingalie FB hio post na nikaenda kwa waliolike kwa kucheka
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Hizi dp mbili chin zinafanana (the same)👇
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Kademu chenyewe 👇
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Kijana alifikiri kingereza inatuzuiua kupata tunachokitaka

Afu hapo yuko wapi aisee mbona kama picha imepigwa 2001

Wakenya wako busy na english kuliko english yenyewe ilivo busy na wao😂😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Ebu tuambie ni barabara gani hiyo from CBD to JKIA at 12KM 😂 😂 😂
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Hii picha nadhani inajieleza 👇

 

[Sama boy 255]

Mkuu NDINDA tupate picha ya hii stretch mwamba 👇

hatuna picha ya hii barabara especially hii section tangu imekamilika.. fanya jambo mzee baba.

 

[nairobae]

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Barabara gani hio ya 12km? Tuambie tukue tukiitumia ju inaonekana umeinvent kitu mpya.

 

[Gucci gang]

So what click are you repping?… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Umeanza na kiingereza kingi mwenzako yuko nairobi huko dp imejaa majani utafikiri yupo kolomije

Mchukueni mwenzenu muondoke
Nchi mnajua kukimbia njaa tu😂😂

Run
Run for your life😂😂

 

[Gucci gang]

Hio area yote bongoslum iliyojaa giza ni kilimanjaro? 😂 😂 😂

Huko ni misitu bosi

Hata USA wenyewe wana dark spots
Sembuse sisi
Nchi ya watu wanaojielewa

Wewe tulia sir jesus aje awanyandue
🚶🏽‍♂️

 

[nairobae]

Huko ni misitu bosi

Hata USA wenyewe wana dark spots
Sembuse sisi
Nchi ya watu wanaojielewa

Wewe tulia sir jesus aje awanyandue
🚶🏽‍♂️

Hadi border post ni misitu? Enyewe munakuanga mafala. 😂 😂 😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Umeanza na kiingereza kingi mwenzako yuko nairobi huko dp imejaa majani utafikiri yupo kolomije

Mchukueni mwenzenu muondoke
Nchi mnajua kukimbia njaa tu😂😂

Run
Run for your life😂😂

You lost me at Nairobi… 🤣… come again….😂😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Inakamilika lini? Au hujui?

I promise you before your GDP hits $300 billion… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://twitter.com/eastafricatv/status/1769664705683963921?t=t2LmOKKmS2WimIKwepSeOA&s=19

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://twitter.com/TBConlineTZ/status/1769760980379062331?t=5LLgPp08ew81Iuja4-M8EA&s=19

 

[Nicxie]

Wewe kweli ni kocho 🤣🤣 kuhusu distance , from Dar airport -CBD ni 11 km while the distance From Nairobi airport -CBD ni 12 km.. ni same distance tu kwa hizo barabara mzee 🤣 🤣🤣

Kitu cha pili utalingashaje barabara yetu ya zamani na barabara yenu basic four lanes road yenye ndio hiyo mnategemea forever.? 🤣🤣🤣 Barabara yetu apigwa upgrade kufikia 8 lanes ndani yake kukiwa na BRT lanes+brt stops. Hiyo comparison mnataka haipo wazee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Labda kama mlilenga kusema Nairobi airport road is better than Dar old airport road, hii ndio inaeleweka na naeza kukubaliana nanyi

Ila Kwasababu tumeng'oa hiyo barabara na kuweka mpya kwasasa hiyo discussion hakuna mzee 🤣🤣🤣 hatuwezi linganisha basic four lanes road vs 8 lanes road+ BRT lanes and bus stops with in. Hii comparison haipo we mnuka mavi.

Eti Mombasa road ni 4 lanes?😂😂😂😂
This is how Mombasa road looked like even before the expressway.

Eight lanes stretching 18kms!

And this is how it looks currently

Asira zako sasa peleka Tandale

 

[Gucci gang]

You lost me at Nairobi… 🤣… come again….😂😂😂

Wat i mean is

Kuna maliasili ipo nchini kwenu mjini kabisa

Imepiga picha

Mimi na wenzangu tunaotokea jiji la mwendokasi (najua na hapa utapoteana tena) tunajiuliza imekuaje binadamu mnaishi sehemu kama ile
Mna uhakika mpo duniani kweli?

Afu mali iko busy kupita pita humu

Akija Tz yule ni njemba kabisa anaruhusiwa kuwepo kwenye vikao vya wanaume bar😁🚶🏽‍♂️

 

[NDINDA]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwTr5hcqyGA

 

[Marcelly]

Kizibo

 

[Nicxie]

Duh! Una hakika unafollow up convo, unapojibu? Au unarukia rukia tu? Unaweza rudia tulipokuquote na majibu yako.

I think you are the one who needs to know where this conversation started from. It started when I posted this picture of Kilimani below

 

[KANAIRO]

Yet hujawai toka nje ya kisii 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

hahaha...funny

 

[Nicxie]

Wanakwambia Bajeti ya Elimu ipo juu yetu, ila Products sasa, jitu halifollow wapi convo imeanzia?

Anakurupuka, kuna mwingine kakomaa na Dualis ya 2001, huyo huyo anakwambia Jeshi la JWTZ hatuwezi Afford drones?

Thinking capacity inajengwa na elimu, via research, reasoning.

Ila hawa ndugu zetu wa elimu ghali wanajichoresha huku na hawashtukii.

SaSA elimu bora mlionayo ni kuita Ile gari kwenye picha ya Kilimani Hiace. Sasa kati yetu na nyie mnaosisitiza hilo gari ni Hiace ni nani ako na elimu ndogo?

 

[ichoboy01]

Kizibo
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Kumbe ndio hii mbwa inakua kusumbua watu hapa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sura utasema kopo la chooni, alaf hii kitu ni jaluo omera jadwong