Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[IamLee]

If you go to border towns with Tanzania, the Kenyan shilling is used on the Tanzanian side but the Tanzanian shilling is never used on the Kenyan side. Alafu every time you pay with MPESA, you notice the name that pops up is Kenyan. You realize most of the businesses on the Tanzanian side are owned by Kenyans.🤣

I wonder why, considering we were told by some delulu that the Tz currency has more value 😂😂

 

[ichoboy01]

😂 pesa zaku renovate ofisi ya gachagwa na make wake zipo

View: https://twitter.com/NationAfrica/status/1766969785399816314?t=a6bx1btvnbMMBLFGxVbZAQ&s=19

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://twitter.com/ntvkenya/status/1767064206065410123?t=zJi2ol2pwSWaaPjOBi43jA&s=19

 

[Geza Ulole]

Lengo la kuzinduliwa mara ya pili ni nn?
Hii ni Hotel ya Simbachawene ilizinduliwa May 8, 2021

WAZIRI MKENDA AWAITA WAWEKEZAJI KUWEKEZA KATIKA SEKTA YA HOTELI JIJINI DODOMA

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Labda Waziri Mkuu alichimba biti kwamba yeye ndiye azindue?

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://twitter.com/Gaspinho15/status/1766763852291527160?t=PkUZLhpkEgOCB_qTol4J1A&s=19

Lazma ni mabwabwa haya!

 

[Geza Ulole]

Kenyan investors out to profit from Tanzania’s pro-business policies

Kenyan investors, eyeing Tanzania’s fertile business landscape, are seeking to raise the number of their projects in the country by 100 percent over the coming years

www.thecitizen.co.tz

MY TAKE
Walete walete!!

 

[NairobiWalker]

😂😂😂😂😂 you mean i was just typing to myself

Just look at the response, you'll realized he understood nothing. 🤣 🤣

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C4XPGQDKGyH/?igsh=MWc2ZWJ0bXhoajZ5bQ==

 

[chongchung]

See the difference between KDF and Tanzania Poverty Defense Forces(TPDF).

First look at the helmet, huyo wa Tanzania amevalishwa sufuria wakati Kenyan soldiers are on good helmets.

Again look at the rifle jamaa kamebeba😂😂, you would think anaenda kuchunga ng'ombe.

I don't want to talk about his boots and oversized clothes. Kwanza jamaa kanashangaa kama KDF ni army from Africa really 😂, I think he is just confused.
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Shoplifters army 😂😂😂

 

[Munjombe]

AFISA WA SERIKALI AINGIA 18 ZA WANANCHI,WANYOOKA NAYE👇👇👇

View: https://youtu.be/QxIm_M0yuTE?si=7WFs3DbzopJzX5iT

 

[chongchung]

Mchele wa Tanzania ni top notch


View: https://twitter.com/nehemiah1_/status/1765756708914131190?t=NdNKaO2x8lGiSnl0AHVsrw&s=19

 

[Teargas]

Huu mchezo sio famous Tanzania kabisa mchezo ambao ni famous mpira wa miguu, ngumu, pool table, swimming etc

So usilazmishe kile munafanya nyinyi na Sisi tuige 2024 Tanzania ndio nchi pekee Africa kuingia team mbili robo fainali CAF champion 👇👇👇👇
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Swimming gani unaongelea? Ama hii yenye mnakuwa position 21 out of 29?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Mbona hakunanga riwaya za Kiswahili zilizoandikwa na Watanzania nyingi halafu tunaaminishwa eti wao ndio magwiji wa Kiswahili?

 

[Teargas]

Kaeni kimya wasijue 😂😂😂😂😂

View: https://twitter.com/azamtvtz/status/1766808209950457987?t=S2aqbRkqWmXCUKiV28sWfg&s=19

Tusijue nini? Ati mnaenda kuwa bottom huko?

 

[Teargas]

Kenyan investors out to profit from Tanzania’s pro-business policies

Kenyan investors, eyeing Tanzania’s fertile business landscape, are seeking to raise the number of their projects in the country by 100 percent over the coming years

www.thecitizen.co.tz

MY TAKE
Walete walete!!

My TAKE

Kenyns are the backbone of Tanzanian economy.

 

[MlimaSayuni]

Kuna Mkenya humu ndani anapost rugby 😂😂😂 Ila akiambiwa alete earnings za huo mchezo anakimbia, mchezaji anatoka kwenye mechi ya rugby mchana jioni anaenda kuwa bodyguard wa Diamond

 

[Teargas]

Shoplifters army 😂😂😂

Mambo ya kuvaa sufuria kwa kichwa ilishapitwa na wakati.

Dress your soldiers very well.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Wanajisifu kisa Miss Czechia anawatolea msaada. na utawapata wakisema huwa hawachukui misaada. 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Wanajisifu kisa Miss Czechia anawatolea msaada. na utawapata wakisema huwa hawachukui misaada. 🤣 🤣

Hata nashangaa mbona amepost something like that 😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

Mbona hakunanga riwaya za Kiswahili zilizoandikwa na Watanzania nyingi halafu tunaaminishwa eti wao ndio magwiji wa Kiswahili?
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Lugha ya kiswahili ipo na Riwaya zaidi ya 1,000,000; sasa hizo tisa ndio sinakufanya useme hakuna riwaya Tanzania!!!
Stupid Kenyan 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Exposure imekosa. Ndio maana huko Nairand ulikimbia.