Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Sama boy 255]

Naamini ukikua utaacha.

Yep jamaa ako na utoto mwingi sana 😂😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Naamini ukikua utaacha.

I'm just porking some holes kwa wale wenzako huwa wanajifanya hapa that they are 100% perfect though in real life hakuna tofauti kati yao na wale wakazi wa Kibera.

 

[Teargas]

Yep jamaa ako na utoto mwingi sana 😂😂😂

Hadi wenye hawana kitu wanaongea?

 

[Numbisa]

Hii battle

 

[Numbisa]

Hii battle

 

[Teargas]

Mombasa Raha

 

[Chamoto]

I'm just porking some holes kwa wale wenzako huwa wanajifanya hapa that they are 100% perfect though in real life hakuna tofauti kati yao na wale wakazi wa Kibera.

Whatever the intention, you're still barking up the wrong tree.

 

[Teargas]

NDINDA ni mchafu kweli kweli.

Router ya white inageuka black, yani hii yote ni vumbi. Bro kwani unaishi kwa vumbi?😂😂😂

 

[Simon]

Katika kupitapita baadhi ya mikoa na wilaya, nimeona majengo mengi ya mahakama ni mapyamapya na yanafanana.
Wakunya tuoneshane msuli kwenye majengo ya mahakama au tujadili siku nyingine?

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[Teargas]

Whatever the intention, you're still barking up the wrong tree.

You are one of the few Tanzanians I respect here. You, tuusan na Kuna jamaa mwingine I think anaitwa RRONDO .
Hutaniona nikiwachongoa unless unichongoe. As for tuusan, yeye naye huwa nafurahi tu kumchokoza kidogo though he is a very respectable man.

Lakini wachawi wenye wamebaki wote wanaezalamba miguu yangu. Most of these baboons won't miss the opportunity ya kunichongoa and I have mastered the art of making them expose themselves. 😊😊😊.

 

[Simon]

Wewe bro si ununue TV stand baadala ya kuweka TV kwa meza. You can even mount it on the wall kama huna TV Stand.

Lakini is Meza is a big NO. Ama Tanzania kila mtu ni mshamba?

Ushamba sio?
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House 2

 

[Teargas]

Ushamba sio?
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House 2
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Wewe umechanuka kidogo. Sasa ambia mwenzako mambo ya kuweka TV kwa meza aachane nayo😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Elite residence.

 

[Simon]

Wewe umechanuka kidogo. Sasa ambia mwenzako mambo ya kuweka TV kwa meza aachane nayo😂😂

Leo umenisifia. Maajabu!
Hata huu 'uchafu' wa ukuta hujauona?

 

[Teargas]

City of tall buildings.

 

[Teargas]

Leo umenisifia. Maajabu!
Hata huu 'uchafu' wa ukuta hujauona?
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I appreciate whatever is good. Mimi sio shetani yenye ntakashifu kila kitu.

I'm not like you Tanzanians. I'll mock anything bad but I'll also praise something good. So kama nimekuambia umechanuka don't be surprised cause tomorrow or next month you might as well be on my frying pan.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Sisi huku nyumbani karibu nyumbani mtani 😁

Mimi sio mshabiki wa Yanga au Simba ila napenda kuona Timu zetu zinawasulubu wageni na Huwa naangalia mechi za Nje tuu ila kwenye Ligi yenu Huwa Sina Mpango nayo labda timu za Mbeya maana Mimi ni mzalendo wa Mkoa wangu.

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[Teargas]

Watanzania yani mtu wenu akisifiwa tu kidogo hivi anaanza kubehave kimaembe?😂😂😂.

 

[ichoboy01]

Wewe bro si ununue TV stand baadala ya kuweka TV kwa meza. You can even mount it on the wall kama huna TV Stand.

Lakini Meza is a big NO. Ama Tanzania kila mtu ni mshamba?

TV stand ya nn na wakat TV iko juu ya Meza ya TV? Na inaonesha ulikuja mjini na mbio za mwenge 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hata mm ningekua na showcase ningeweka juu yake, mjaluo jinga kweli wewe