Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The Other Delo]

Hii ndio ushahidi wa picha au??😅😅😅😅

Media za kwenu huwa censored no wonder hamkuambiwa pahali alikuwa. Huku everyone knew he was here hata ajaribu kuficha aje tulijua. Unataka picha msenge wewe, who goes around taking photos of government officials, who was even here for treatment and not visiting

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Leta ushahidi wa picha kua magufuli alikuja nairobi kutibiwa mm nifunge acc sasa hvi 😅

Isn’t it so weird that CCM have you by your balls that none of you can dare question why the official government releases kept insisting Mangufuli was busy working in the office while actually was gravely ailing….. you post about Kenyan politics everyday coz we are free yet you ignore serious issues in your own country coz you are scared of repercussions…. You are welcome…🤣🥲🥲🥲🤣🥲

 

[ichoboy01]

😅😅😅😅😅

View: https://twitter.com/BoazAduda/status/1702811187728007568?t=KR_6y1oN85zNvxaMxMTeVw&s=19

 

[Mkwanzania]

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Sina uhakika na other houses, lakini the first house iko Moshi Tanzania, inaitwa Pazuri Homes available for vacations rent. Acheni wizi…..!!

 

[ichoboy01]

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Alafu mulivo mafala na zwazwa nae ana like hahaha hii picha hapo sio kenya ushagoo ni moshi tanzania, pole kwa kukuumbua utanisamehe 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Dozi yako hii hapa utakunywa mara tatu kwa siku jitahidi unywe maji mengi sana na ukiona hali inazidi kua mbya rudi kwangu nikuchome sindano kwenye makalio yaliokomaa kama kwato za ng'ombe 👇👇😅

View: https://twitter.com/KhethiweAS/status/1446787242664599554?t=ErlFy21LyDDk8b4ovZbRxw&s=19

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Media za kwenu huwa censored no wonder hamkuambiwa pahali alikuwa. Huku everyone knew he was here hata ajaribu kuficha aje tulijua. Unataka picha msenge wewe, who goes around taking photos of government officials, who was even here for treatment and not visiting

Can you imagine Kenyan President seriously ailing , then we are told ako busy state house… if God forbid he was to die, there would be serious consequences to his handlers especially deputy president and internal affairs cabinet secretary…… akikohoa tunajua…🤣🤣🤣….. after all he’s human…

 

[coodip1]

How has your perfect Swahili helped you in this life?

Ugali never miss on the table 😅

Wewe sasa with your accented English sufurias on your skull daily no ugali.

 

[ichoboy01]

Aisee sikuiona hii! Ningemlipua...

Kwenye maneno 1000 ya mkenya chukua moja uondoke na usigeuke nyuma na kabla hujalala litafakari hilo neno moja vzr alaf ndio ulale 😅

 

[coodip1]

Enda zako

When it comes to written Swahili, we destroy you suckers, go to Kenyan schools and see. Our spoken Swahili is not poor either, we can speak

When it comes to written Swahili, we destroy you suckers, go to Kenyan schools and see. Our spoken Swahili is not poor either, we can speak Kiswahili Sanifu if we want to.

Enda zako 🤣🤣🤣

 

[NDINDA]

Leo ni vichapo tu Kwa terrible accented ugali sufuria heads 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Ikulu T]

Ninavyomjua JPM angekubal kufa kuliko kwenda kunye sijui kunyi

 

[Ikulu T]

Mtu anapost picha za majumba ya kitajir ambayo yapo huku moshi anasema rural areas in kunyi sijui kunye😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Jafari Haruna]

Mtu anapost picha za majumba ya kitajir ambayo yapo huku moshi anasema rural areas in kunyi sijui kunye😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mkenya ni Mjisifu Kwake Sifa ndio kila Kitu

 

[coodip1]

Sijakataa, haya sasa nendeni shambani mkalime maana leo hatutaki kulala njaa 😊. Mimi wacha niende starehe zangu bichi alafu jioni nikule hayo mahindi mliyolima

Bichi ipi au hiyo ya mto mchafu hapo nyuma ya state house?

 

[coodip1]

Hahahaha, hayo mahindi huwa tunanunua kwenu kwa bei ndogo sana alafu ikija huku inauzwa kwa bei ya juu ndio muuzaji apate faida. So technically, you are our slaves, mnatia bidii kulima ndio mpewe visenti kadhaa hapo kwa border alafu sisi sasa tunauza vile tunataka. Huwa mnakuwa exploited kwa hio biashara hapo kwa border and there is nothing you can do about it. Endeleeni kutia bidii shambani. Si mnajua mnafaa kulisha East Africa mzima?

How about wheat from Russia are they your slaves also?

 

[The Other Delo]

How about wheat from Russia are they your slaves also?

The issue here is that we normally exploit your farmers, doesn't happen with Russia. Hapo border unadhani kuna shimo ngapi za kusmuggle your food into Kenya? Tulia boss enda ulime

 

[coodip1]

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Alafu mulivo mafala na zwazwa nae ana like hahaha hii picha hapo sio kenya ushagoo ni moshi tanzania, pole kwa kukuumbua utanisamehe 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
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Dozi yako hii hapa utakunywa mara tatu kwa siku jitahidi unywe maji mengi sana na ukiona hali inazidi kua mbya rudi kwangu nikuchome sindano kwenye makalio yaliokomaa kama kwato za ng'ombe 👇👇😅
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View: https://twitter.com/KhethiweAS/status/1446787242664599554?t=ErlFy21LyDDk8b4ovZbRxw&s=19

Hapa umekamata makende hajitingishi hata kidogo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Marcelly]

Shakahola ww msifie tu kuwa nchi yenu Ina chakula na wakati wanalala njaa na wanavyo penda sifa za kijinga hadi makamu anasema wana Tiger ndo wasituka mbona tunadanganywa

 

[coodip1]

Kwani mnachukua bure si you pay our farmers?

The issue here is that we normally exploit your farmers, doesn't happen with Russia. Hapo border unadhani kuna shimo ngapi za kusmuggle your food into Kenya? Tulia boss enda ulime

 

[The Other Delo]

Kwani mnachukua bure si you pay our farmers?

Kenya is a capitalist country I thought you should already be knowing that by now