Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Jay456watt]

Dar kipindi hiki ni joto na vnywaji baridi vinapatikana kwa wingi ni wewe tu.
Lakini nakushauri kitu kimoja, huku kwetu mwanaume kuomba kwenda kwa mwanaume mwenzake kwa sababu ya baridi ni tatizo kubwa sana. Wanawake ndio huomba kwenda kwa mwanaume kwa sababu ya baridi.
Hope umenielewa. Labda uwe unafanya biashara za Mombasa ambazo kwetu buki haziruhusiwi utakamatwa na vijana wa Makonda.

nimekupata 😀😀

 

[Jay456watt]

nipe report,simba shoga ka-initiate kuwapatia watalii wangapi?.[emoji23] [emoji23]

sijapata data so far ila naskia kuna wengine kadhaa wameuziwa chupi za ngozi

 

[Jay456watt]

December utakuwa umefunga chuo au utatoroka masomo[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

hata nikatoroka sio shida kwani hela ninazo za kunitosha mpaka nife...baridi ikizidi inabidi tuje Dar kwenye joto jingi tushugulikie waresh wenu

 

[kadoda11]

sijapata data so far ila naskia kuna wengine kadhaa wameuziwa chupi za ngozi

Lol..kumbe unasikia...nilidhani unaushahidi....kuhusu simba shoga ushahidi upo...nikuwekee?..[emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Masterkratos]

Jamani mmeanza kugusa Topic za moto. Mnaongelea vita tena.

 

[Synod]

hata nikatoroka sio shida kwani hela ninazo za kunitosha mpaka nife...baridi ikizidi inabidi tuje Dar kwenye joto jingi tujibambe

Haya toroka uje, ila kumwambia mwanaume mwenzio habar za baridi kuzidi sio deal huku bongo.

Makonda atakutia ndani maana unaweza kuwa na tabia za kimombasa!

 

[Jay456watt]

Lol..kumbe unasikia...nilidhani unaushahidi....kuhusu simba shoga ushahidi upo...nikuwekee?..[emoji23] [emoji23]

can we lenga this shoga story...it is getting weird...wawekee wengine ila usiniquote mie

 

[kadoda11]

can we lenga this shoga story...it is getting weird...wawekee wengine ila usiniquote mie

sawa sirudii tena boss.
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[Masterkratos]

Uchochezi sio mzuri. Hii thread ilitengenezwa kwa ajili ya maendeleo.

 

[Jay456watt]

Haya toroka uje, ila kumwambia mwanaume mwenzio habar za baridi kuzidi sio deal huku bongo.

Makonda atakutia ndani maana unaweza kuwa na tabia za kimombasa!

nadhani nilieleweka...mimi ninapenda sana madem...hata natamani nimkute Zuwenna December tutembee...tabia za kiseng.e sipendi....

 

[El Matador]

Tulip house

 

[El Matador]

nhc housing estate in langata

 

[Jay456watt]

sawa sirudii tena boss.
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ila ukitamani sana kutazama hio video usijali bro tafuta sabuni tu na uendelee na kazi ndugu yangu...

umeinsist sana kwa hio mambo licha ya mimi kulenga hio story...vipi nikukatie tiketi kwenda Mombasa?

 

[Synod]

nadhani nilieleweka...mimi ninapenda sana madem...hata natamani nimkute Zuwenna December tutembee...tabia za kiseng.e sipendi....

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Na wewe kumbe umo! Nilijua fisi hapo kenya ni 1academ peke yake kumbe mpo wengi

 

[kadoda11]

ila ukitamani sana kutazama hio video usijali bro

si ulisema tulenge story...mbona unajaribu kuindeleza?...acha tu nikuwekee ushahidi.[emoji23]

 

[COLLOH-MZII RELOADED]

after ngong road gava ifanyie kitu jogoo road......inatia Nairobi aibu sana

It was built in the moi era

 

[El Matador]

nitaandika utani kama ukivyoandija wewe.
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on a serious not,ninachowapendea wakenya ni ile hali yao kupenda sana kuiga uzungu.

yaani ukifika jiji la nairobi katika mitaa ya kenyatta/moi avenue au maarufu kama nairobi CBD utaelewa hili ninalolizungumza.

utakuta wakenya hasa watu wa makamo wamevalia makoti ya suti za mitumba na suruali za vitambaa huku viatu vya ngozi viking'a,wanatembea kwa haraka kweli kweli wengine hata wasijue kilichowapeleka CBD...hii yote ni katika kuiga uzungu ili nao waonekane wazungu.

vijana wa nairobi licha ya kwamba nao wana vijitabia kama vya wazazi wao,wamejikita zaidi kuiga tamaduni za wajamaica na wamerekani weusi....siku za weekend utawakuta mitaa ya CBD
wamesokota nywele(dreadlocks),kutoboa masikio,vipini puani na kuvaa ma-jumpers jacket huku wakijaribu kuiga maisha ya mwanamziki mtukutu wa jamaica vybz kartel.[emoji23]

hahaha.......wanaitwa waras

 

[LightYagami]

......Mbona huwa mnatuonea sana Tanzanians hahaha...mkiona mkenya ni kama mmeona nyoka mwenye sumu.It's just that we are brought up to believe in ourselves so much and get whatever we want by all means.So on behalf of fellow Kenyans we apologize for that.Mtajua hamjui my frens........mnatuchezea rough coz Uhuru Kenyatta ni mpole na mwenye huruma.....2022 kuna probably William Koitalel Arap Samoei Ruto.....mtapata majibu mnatafuta kwa kuchokoza Kenya kila mara

Ruto zii brathee, that guy Noo, but thats a discussion for another time

 

[El Matador]

Ruto zii brathee, that guy Noo, but thats a discussion for another time

hahaha......Ruto si anaweza kuwa dictator kama Magufuli....jamaa hatari.Though I might vote for Kalonzo I don't mind Ruto

 

[game over]

si useme tu kwamba wewe ni mkikuyu/mkalenjin.[emoji23]

BTW nilisikia kwamba there is a secret MOU between the two tribes that after uhuru,the next president "must be chosen" from kalenjin...probably ruto.

Nimeskia pia habari za chini ya carpet ni kuwa Wakikuyu wanapanga kumpiga chini Ruto 2022 na kusimamisha mtu mwingine.