Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

Mliend world cup lini na stadium yenu "modern"

Hawa ndio watu wanacheka Ghana na hata kwa Fifa rankings wako karibu kuvuta mkia. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Huko bongolala hata Ambulance ni shida.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Hawa ndio watu wanacheka Ghana na hata kwa Fifa rankings wako karibu kuvuta mkia. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Huko bongolala hata Ambulance ni shida.

Jitahid kuzangatia context lil man

 

[nairobae]

Jitahid kuzangatia context lil man

Which context au hujui maana ya context?🤣🤣🤣 Hio ni ligi kuu na player anaumia na hakuna ambulance.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Which context au hujui maana ya context?🤣🤣🤣 Hio ni ligi kuu na player anaumia na hakuna ambulance.

Unazungumzia kuhusu nini we kichaa?

 

[nairobae]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You are allowed to import very old cars, over 20 years na bado wengi wenu hata baiskeli hamwezi afford. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You are allowed to import very old cars, over 20 years na bado wengi wenu hata baiskeli hamwezi afford. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Baada ya kugundua hamna magari ya maana sio? Wewe Mkustan mbona mnaruhusiwa ku-import chakula ila mna njaa still!?

 

[Sama boy 255]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You are allowed to import very old cars, over 20 years na bado wengi wenu hata baiskeli hamwezi afford. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣 Unaenda kuokota comments Twitter unajifurasha mwenyewe..

 

[mwathadan]

Yaani hizi picha ni real hazijapakwa lipstick,lipbam,make up,sunscreens wala wigi la mchina kama wafanyavyo kunyans kwenye picha zao

Watanzania kwa domo domo hamjambo

 

[nairobae]

🤣🤣🤣 Unaenda kuokota comments Twitter unajifurasha mwenyewe..

Hampendi mkiambiwa ukweli na wenzenu. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

Hampendi mkiambiwa ukweli na wenzenu. 🤣🤣🤣

The Mkundustan mwenyewe!

 

[nairobae]

The Mkundustan mwenyewe!

Vipi mzee, umekosa hoja?🤣🤣🤣Kama umekosa usingizi, si utafute hata forum ya mababu wenzako uchangie.

 

[nairobae]

Ohhh sijui wakenya wanaumia, wakenya wana hali ngumu. Hua mnajiona kweli?🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Generator zitaendelea kupiga kelele CBD na Kariakoo hadi 2025🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Ohhh sijui wakenya wanaumia, wakenya wana hali ngumu. Hua mnajiona kweli?🤣🤣🤣

Ni mbagala Gani hii mzee.?

 

[Geza Ulole]

Vipi mzee, umekosa hoja?🤣🤣🤣Kama umekosa usingizi, si utafute hata forum ya mababu wenzako uchangie.

Mkundustan unifukuze humu ndani?

 

[nairobae]

Ni mbagala Gani hii mzee.?

Hii moja tu hapo Dar is a slum.🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

We kuwa mjinga tu na watu hao wa chadema wanao okota picha kokote na kusema Tanzania.

Endelea kulamba CCM matako na mnateseka kama kuliko punda.😂😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Hii moja tu hapo Dar is a slum.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hii ndio mbagala nnayoijua mimi sasa, ile picha ya kwanza haikua mbagala.. Gari za Mbagala they always over crowded .. ile gari ipo empty kabisa then ulisema ati ni mbagala 🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Hii ndio mbagala nnayoijua mimi sasa, ile picha ya kwanza haikua mbagala.. Gari za Mbagala they always over crowded .. ile gari ipo empty kabisa then ulisema ati ni mbagala 🤣🤣

Eti always overcrowded kwani abiria hawashuki, tafuta excuse ingine we pimbi.

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Endelea kulamba CCM matako na mnateseka kama kuliko punda.😂😂😂

Mimi sijawahi kuimba mapambio ya CCM.