Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

The only difference between a Tanzanian and a sheep is that a Tanzanian can speak in Swahili.

babayao255 kuja uone anatumia msemo wako, kumbe ulisema kweli tofauti ya mkunya na kondoo ni harufu, lkn mm naona hakuna tofauti kati ya mkunya na kondoo, mana wote wananuka.

 

[Chamoto]

Kwa hivyo University of Dar ndio siyo ya mkoloni?

Hiki chuo tulijenga wenyewe.

 

[The best 007]

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wewe pumpum ona...... hivi kwa hiyo nchi yote kubwa ya tz 970,000km²..... (No. 5 in africa). ni hili sehemu la posta pekee (1.5×1.5km) pekee.! ilio develop, kwingine kote ni tuu

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Tz ndiyo the most urbanized country in the region utake usitake, weka hapa miji yako 10 iliyoendelea na mm niweke 10 alafu tuone kama utatoboa.

 

[Teargas]

Hiki chuo tulijenga wenyewe.

And one baboon just gave you a like[emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787]

 

[Teargas]

Tz ndiyo the most urbanized country in the region utake usitake, weka hapa miji yako 10 iliyoendelea na mm niweke 10 alafu tuone kama utatoboa.

Do you even have cities in Tanzania?

 

[xng hua]

Maybe a few wenye wamefanya biashara kubwa or have done economics proper, sio hizi za Universities uchwara hapa East Africa where u find a lecturer giving a pamphlet to students without teaching, idiots cram and pass exams without proper knowledge, no exposure to contemporary trends as far as economics is concerned, nor relevant hands-on experience alafu mtu ana ringa eti ako na degree ya economics., #Clueless Tanzanians😂😂😅

acheni ujinga nyie mazombi ya uhunye ....knasiku atawauza kwa ubishi na ujinga wenu

em wasaidie wenzio kujibu uhunye ameidhinisha 35ktsh za nini na mnayo mafuta ?

Kumbe wewe ndio uko na mavi kwa kichwa.., soma taarifa ujue chanzo cha low supply., Kenya sio Tanzania nchi kubwa ya watu wengi alafu ni fukara😛😂😂😂
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State to penalize fuel dealers for hoarding as crisis persists​

TUESDAY APRIL 05 2022

Petroleum PS Andrew Kamau. FILE PHOTO | NMG

The state will fine fuel marketers accused of hoarding petrol and diesel as it released Sh8.2 billion subsidy arrears to petrol retailers to ease nationwide fuel shortage and forestall a crisis.

Petroleum Principal Secretary Andrew Kamau said on Monday that investigations into the shortage were being finalised, setting the stage for financial penalties and licence withdrawals.

He added that the supply hitches that caused the nationwide fuel shortage are expected to ease from Thursday after oil marketers steeped supplies to stations from depots.

“By Thursday we will be back to normal, today we paid Sh8.2 billion to the marketers and since yesterday (Sunday) depots were opened and marketers have been working to refill their stations,” Mr Kamau told the Business Daily.

The marketers are said to have gone slow in evacuating their products from the depots to protest delays in the payment of subsidies to the companies.

The government says it owes the companies Sh13 billion and on Monday released Sh8.2 billion to the dealers, who claim to be owed in excess of Sh20 billion.

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The respite cannot come soon enough for the frustrated motorists who have formed long queues at petrol stations for days due to the biting shortages.

“This is an artificial shortage,” Mr Kamau said. “We are aware of the hoarding issue and we are dealing with it. You (marketers) can lose a licence but we do not want to go there for now. After the crisis, something must happen because there are conditions attached to those licences.”

The Petroleum Act of 2019 imposes a fine of Sh10 million or five years in jail for dealers who sell fuel above the price set by the Energy and Petroleum Regulatory Authority (Epra). Those caught hoarding fuel risk fines of not less than Sh1 million or one year in jail or both.

The energy regulator Epra has also threatened any company found hoarding fuel with deregulation.

Kenya is reeling from a surge in crude oil prices since last year, which has forced it to start subsiding retail prices.

The government rolled out a fuel subsidy in April last year to cushion consumers from the surge in the price of oil in the international markets.

It has so far spent Sh36 billion subsidising fuel, which has helped stabilise prices at the pump and kept inflation within the government’s preferred band.

But the latest jump is causing cash flow problems at some smaller fuel retailers, leading to supply shortages. The hardships have been compounded by delays in the payment of subsidies to the companies by the government.

Conflicting reasons have been given for the shortage, with President Uhuru Kenyatta attributing it to the global crisis occasioned by Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.

Kenya Pipeline, the national oil storage company, says there is enough stock.

Oil dealers say delayed subsidies promised by the government to oil marketers to cushion consumers from the effects of the global crisis is causing the shortages and price hikes.

The fuel shortage started in the Western and North Rift regions before hitting Nairobi on Friday, triggering panic buying that saw dealers hike prices and others limit the amount of fuel being sold per motorist.

A litre of petrol is retailing at above Sh200 a litre in some filling stations, breaching the level set by Epra in its last monthly fuel review.

In Nairobi, diesel and petrol prices are capped at Sh115.60 and Sh134.72 for the month to April 15— the highest level in Kenya’s history.

Yesterday’s assurances by the government will ease growing fears that had already seen motorists in border towns cross to towns in the neighbouring countries for fuel.

In addition to straining the government’s finances, higher oil prices also drove up inflation by a half percentage point last month, and it has also frustrated policymakers.

Public transport service providers have warned they will hike fares while the planting season has been disrupted due to lack of fertilisers and enough diesel to power the tractors, underlining the extent of the artificial shortage of fuel.

naona yamefka cheki wenzio wanavoshangilia😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[xng hua]

acha ushamba ,hivyo vitu vyote ni vitu normal ni lazima serikali iwajibike kuvifanya,na nivitu ambavyo vipo kwenye ilani, ila jiou linalokuja kutokea ni pale unapopata usimamizi mbovu yaani nchi inaweza ikawa na pesa nyungi za mikopo ambayo ukija kufanya tamthimini ya pesa za mikopo na matumizi ni tofauti,

ila nimefurahi sana mama wako wa kambo kaupiga mwingi kinyume nyume baada ya kwenda mbele ,,

mshafeli ,sijui wakenya nao hapa wakiamua kupost hivyo vistatus tittle story cover ya vitu simple vidogo vidogo vinavyofanyika kwao kutatosha kweli humu,

MAMA YAKO WA KAMBO HAJAUPIGA MWINGI TENA BALI KAJIPIGILIA MWINGIView attachment 2176707

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zile ndoto za kufka upper middle income ka zmeanza kufifia iviii
anataka nidhamu ya moyoni awezi kufoka kwel wauni sio watu

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂

 

[dopchinski]

usirukeruke ka imepenya kwa mpalange....
the point is ....weka concretejangle kama hii👇kelele za nn we mkunya?View attachment 2176308

concrete jungle ndo hio taira 👇🏼👇🏼

uswahilin....

 

[Teargas]

Mombasa County Referral Hospital

 

[7seven]

zile ndoto za kufka upper middle income ka zmeanza kufifia iviii
anataka nidhamu ya moyoni awezi kufoka kwel wauni sio watu

Nilisema upole kwa hawa wahuni watamsumbua sana anatakiwa awe kauzu kwa mambo mengine yanayohusu suala la uchumi wa nchi.

 

[The best 007]

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Nyie bado sn kwenye hii sector, wenzenu kwa ss madaktari wetu bingwa wanawasiliana na wenzao wa India jinsi ya kufanya huduma ambazo hazipatikani kwenye shit hole countries.

 

[Teargas]

Nyie bado sn kwenye hii sector, wenzenu kwa ss madaktari wetu bingwa wanawasiliana na wenzao wa India jinsi ya kufanya huduma ambazo hazipatikani kwenye shit hole countries.

Go and ask Magufuli why he came to seek treatment in Kenya, ukikosa jibu Tundu Lissu popote alipo na ukikosa hapo pia tafuta Rose Muhando and many more profs[emoji1787][emoji23]

 

[Teargas]

Nyie bado sn kwenye hii sector, wenzenu kwa ss madaktari wetu bingwa wanawasiliana na wenzao wa India jinsi ya kufanya huduma ambazo hazipatikani kwenye shit hole countries.

Tell that to your minister of health who accepted that Kenya has better facilities than Tz and she was begging GOK to let Tanzanians come for treatment in Kenya[emoji1787][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116]

 

[7seven]

Go and ask Magufuli why he came to seek treatment in Kenya, ukikosa jibu Tundu Lissu popote alipo na ukikosa hapo pia tafuta Rose Muhando and many more profs[emoji1787][emoji23]

Magufuli hajawahi kuja Kenya kutafuta matibabu. Mzena hospital iko Kenya siku hizi? Mlidanganywa na nani wazee?

 

[Teargas]

Tanzania’s Minister for Health, Community Development, Elderly and Children Dr Dorothy Gwajima has urged Kenya to consider exploring medical tourism especially in the area of cancer treatment.

Dr Gwajima further noted that with the facilities the country had in the area of cancer, there was no need for citizens within the East Africa region to seek medical attention in other foreign countries.

At the same time, Dr Gwajima said there was need for closer collaboration between her country and Kenya in the area of Health so as to ease the burden on their citizens.

Dr Gwajima made the remarks on Thursday when she toured Kenyatta University Teaching, Research and Referral Hospital. She was accompanied by her Permanent Secretary Professor Abel Makubi, the Chief Administrative Secretary in the Ministry of Health Dr Mercy Mwangang’i, KUTRRH Chairperson Professor Olive Mugenda, CEO Dr Victor Njom among others.

The Tanzanian Health Minister was taken on a tour of the Oncology department that houses the cancer centre including the presidential suites among other facilities.

Gwajima who was in the country for one day official visit had earlier held bilateral talks with her Kenyan counterpart Senator Mutahi Kagwe at his Afya House office. Also present was health Principal Secretary Ms. Susan Mochache.

During her guided tour of the hospital, Dr Gwajima noted that with closer working ties between the two countries, there will be no need to seek medical treatment abroad.

“For instance, when our people are sick, they should comfortably come to Kenya and have their medical doctors fly here because the facilities are there instead of wasting so much money abroad which can benefit our two countries,” she added.

Dr Gwajima observed that the two East African neighbours have the potential and capacity to eliminate diseases that have bedevilled the region for years through closer collaboration.

“All of us want to leave a legacy when we are gone. It is the onus of each one of us to make sure we strive to deliver our best so that when we are gone history will judge us favourably as having left a mark to be emulated,” she added.

 

[xng hua]

concrete jungle ndo hio taira 👇🏼👇🏼

uswahilin....View attachment 2176943View attachment 2176939View attachment 2176930View attachment 2176928View attachment 2176947

sabab sjafka mombasa ngoja nmuulize ichoboy 'et mkuu mombasa n kubwa kiasi iki?

 

[Teargas]

Magufuli hajawahi kuja Kenya kutafuta matibabu. Mzena hospital iko Kenya siku hizi? Mlidanganywa na nani wazee?

That's the Truth that you always hate to hear. Magufuli came to Kenya for treatment.

 

[ichoboy01]

eti mabilioni ya pesa 🤣🤣🤣 ikiwa watu wanakufa njaa mwaka 2022 ana pesa yakutenga kwenye mafuta huyu mlevi??
Tony254 dunia ya leo munashangilia mafuta kama mumeona mlango wa pepo

 

[Omary - Msamalia]

haya sasa MAMBO YA KUUPIGA MWINGI KUTOKA KWA MAMA WA KAMBO hatimaye mama kaupiga mwingi kweli kweli,,

foolish leaders kwa hii nchi ndiyo kinachotutafuna,najua kuna watu watakuja hapa kusema kuwa hii hali ilitokea tokea enzi za JPM,,

Siasa kando ,tulipanda uchumi wa kati kipindi kigumu tena cha corona View attachment 2176708

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Samia wenzake wana muexploit sana, hajui anachokiengea wala hayuko makini na impact yake, Samia alishindwa kabisa kushtuka tangu lini nchi imetoka hadhi iliyokuwa na uchumi ulikuwa kwa negative growth au , ameshindwa kufungua tovuti ya Worldbank na kuangalia hii taarifa kama ni ya kweli au laah, mwaka jana November ni chini ya miezi 7 alisema yeye mwenyewe nchi iko uchumi wa kati, anashindwa kuelewa kuwa mwaka 2025 tutamwabia mwaka 2021 November tulikuwa na haueni kama tumeshuka basi ni chini yako