Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

dopchinski · Jun 10, 2021

Kachengcheng said:
Mpaka Sasa wanamlaumu Magu,Ngoja Tuone Sasa wamepewa uwanja watafute pesa,tutaona Kama Bado wataendelea kulala😬😬

game over said:
I pray you survive in the next PEV Genocide coming out in Kenya.
You can alternatively relocate to Tz usikufe kwa kupigwa risasi na polisi au Kukatwa mapanga na Mungiki.

nyinyi watanzania muwakubali aje wakimbizi, ilhali mliwakataa majirani zenu waburundi juzi walipokumbwa na machafuko,.
iliwabidi hao hao waburundi watorokee Isibania, kenya. angalau hapa kenya wakapata afueni (chakula na refugee camps toka GoK).
nyinyi mna roho chafu sana, magufooli kawa adaa na kuwa pumbaza eti tz imeendelea saaaaaana,.. hata msitake watu toka nje, especially waburundi na wacongolee. tu na imagine kama ingekua wakenya, mnge tu treat aje!?🤔

Matrixx · Jun 10, 2021

The best 007 said:
At the same time ndio tunaoongoza kwa miradi ya gharama, je does the budget figures mean anything in ur empty skull?[emoji3517][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Your budget allocation for infrastructure is meagre,nothing much to show for it!

komora096 · Jun 10, 2021

Naton Jr said:
Wenye lugha yao wanawakana, 2 million some how speak it [emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

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Bwahahaha!!hata idadi ya wale ambao wapo chekechea imezidi hyo[emoji1787][emoji1787]

The best 007 · Jun 10, 2021

game over said:
I pray you survive in the next PEV Genocide coming out in Kenya.
You can alternatively relocate to Tz usikufe kwa kupigwa risasi na polisi au Kukatwa mapanga na Mungiki.

Sio mkenya huyo mkuu, ni mTz aliyetumbuliwa na Magufuli anatumia Id nyingi humu, moja wapo ni Choice Variable nyingine ni Opportunity cost, hakuna mkenya anayemchukia Magu namna hiyo, vita ya Wakenya na Magu ilikuwa ni jinsi Magu aliibana Kenya km nchi so amekufa na Wakenya wala hawana ugomvi naye, Wakenya wengi wanajua Magu alikuwa genius, ila huyo ni mTz mwenye personal attacks kwa Magu, huoni kila siku yeye ni magu tu wala hana habari na lengo la huu uzi.

The best 007 · Jun 10, 2021

Kachengcheng said:
Mathematics is a problem in TZ,ukiona mtanzania yeyote Humu JF anakoroga maths jua tu alisomea KE,Yani mambo Kama Haya yanarudisha TZ nyuma,Hayafai ata kidogo

Kenya mmebobea zaidi kwenye masomo ya arts, but science and mathematics yana wenyewe [emoji116][emoji116][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Nicxie · Jun 10, 2021

Nasikia watu wanamiliki nyumba za ndoto zao Dar 😀 😀 👇👇

The best 007 · Jun 10, 2021

komora096 said:
Yale masoko yenu ndio mnaita brt stations[emoji1787][emoji1787]
Vitu vinakaa wakulima market alafu unakuja kuturingishia hapa

Au sio [emoji116][emoji116][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Mgagaa na Upwa · Jun 10, 2021

komora096 said:
Bwahahahaaa[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]jama mpuuzi sana, alikua wapi mda wote huo jamani..
Au ndio kafanikiwa kutibiwa wale minyoo waliomjaaView attachment 1814582

Huko kwenu mpaka leo kuna watu wanaugua cholera,mbona utangazi!

mwathadan · Jun 10, 2021

The best 007 said:
At the same time ndio tunaoongoza kwa miradi ya gharama, je does the budget figures mean anything in ur empty skull?[emoji3517][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

mmetenga pesa ngapi kwa infrastructure? Tuanzie hapo

Geza Ulole · Jun 10, 2021

CMG's TV3 launch

dopchinski · Jun 10, 2021

Mashashola said:
We na wewe umekua Mtanzania?

$3.4b × 107 = Ksh350b

Ksh3.4trillion ÷ 107 = $30b

aaaaaah..🙊 eaza eaza brasa!. nili omit '0'.
yani Ksh3.4trillion÷107= $34.2B........ eaza!

ichoboy01 · Jun 10, 2021

Coco reborn said:
Magari ya watalii rudisha porini.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 nimerudisha nimechukua hii

ichoboy01 · Jun 10, 2021

NDINDA said:
[emoji23]hiyo baiskeli tu ananunua Probox kwa msela wake [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 na chenj inabaki ya kula miezi sita

ichoboy01 · Jun 10, 2021

Matrixx said:
Do do understand the meaning of PPP or it’s lost in translation from English to Swahili!View attachment 1814424

So mumedanganywa na jubilee hio ni ppp🤣🤣 hebu niambie serekali imechangia kias gani kwenye hio project

The best 007 · Jun 10, 2021

mwathadan said:
mmetenga pesa ngapi kwa infrastructure? Tuanzie hapo

Tutenge nn ss kwn we huoni projects tunazofanya?

Geza Ulole · Jun 10, 2021

Nicxie said:
Nasikia watu wanamiliki nyumba za ndoto zao Dar 😀 😀 👇👇View attachment 1814607 View attachment 1814608 View attachment 1814609

Still way better compared to slums in Nairobi

ichoboy01 · Jun 10, 2021

Coco reborn said:
Magari ya watalii rudisha porini.

Au nichukue hii🤣🤣👇👇👇

ichoboy01 · Jun 10, 2021

The best 007 said:
Masaa 24/7 unalalamikia mwanaume mwenzio ulitaka akuoe au?[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Yani inaonesha wazi magufuli aliwanyima usingizi hawa 😄😄😄 manake hata hawaamini kama yupo au hayupo

Matrixx · Jun 10, 2021

ichoboy01 said:
So mumedanganywa na jubilee hio ni ppp🤣🤣 hebu niambie serekali imechangia kias gani kwenye hio project

Tafsiri PPP kwa Kiswahili kwanza kabla ya kuandika mambo usio yaelewa au kufahamu.I can understand if it’s lost in translation for you and the other clowns!

dopchinski · Jun 10, 2021

The best 007 said:
Wakunya mnaongea kiswahili kichafu, kibovu kisichovutia na chenye kukera.

pia sisi tunaona kiswahili chenu, finyu sana!.
kiswahili mufti itapatikana kenya pekee. nyani haoni kundule (yani ******)..

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